When background checks fail to turn up people's listening habits
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Ummmmmmm....... yeah.... so that happened...
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Haha what the fuck...
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guess it's back to the drawing board
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jesus...
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curses! foiled again!
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Didn't think there'd be anything there to castrate.
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we'll get him next time pestiferous
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Shit, what if the castration happened on stage.
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I'm curious about how the fans will react to a castration more than anything.
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Those guys are heroes, ajajjajajajaja.
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woah
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pffft WHAT
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So, this happened. Huh.
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whoa what the fuck is wrong with people
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m/
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"it's nice to know bieber has rapist and murders as fans."
Yah who the fuck ever would have guessed that?
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Sup snoxy
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ITT every stale Justin Bieber joke ever told courtesy of Andcas
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I hate the little snot too, but this is just beyond psychotic
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@Jacquibim is that a euphemism?
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yeah I mean I am no fan of bieber but he doesn't bother me, I just ignore him
tbh it's far more annoying when people continue to bash him because it's so far beyond redundant at this point
and people like these dudes who had an actual plan to kill him kinda make me lose faith in humanity
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What did I just read
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^^^^^^^^^^
Pretty much exactly described how i feel about him
@tommygun
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I hate him and his music as much as the next (sane) person but this seems a bit much..
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cant wait to hear them talk about this on letterman and conan tonight lmao
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how did I know this was going to be an andcas article
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Lol this is for real...
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Thank God another girl wasn't raped and murdered
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justin bieber will fade away in the years to come
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And they would have done it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
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he should just be publicly castrated and be done with it
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"And they would have done it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids"
Good one
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what a miracle that he didn't go through with it!
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"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids."
Goddamn it. Beat me to it.
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The people who hate Justin Beiber are more annoying and crazy than the ones who like him
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that's just weird.
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Beibz leg tattoo m/
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what kill said m/
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Damn trying to take biebs balls. Damn
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Yea.
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I thought this was a joke a first, holy shit. I don't even get all the hate leveled at him. I mean his music is aimed at young girls, and it's decent for what it is, so why does anyone even care?
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He steals all the good girls, while corrupting the minds of young people.
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"And they would have done it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids" ...huehuehuehue
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"He steals all the good girls, while corrupting the minds of young people."
You mean the 15-17 year old girls who I couldn't touch even if he wasn't around?
Yeah, I get the drift.
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agreed
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Would have gotten away with it if wasn't for those meddling kids!!
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They.
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Outrageous news.
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They nothing.
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They nothing new.
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They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco.
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They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco, located directly in Mexico and home to infamous cartels...
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justin bieber is gay lets kill him!!! :D :D
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killing is m/
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holy fuck i lol'd
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ITT: So brave.
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hah
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Shame that it was foiled
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well that's weird
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
oooh man, this is great.
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Umm
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Thing is, this is genuinely sinister
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Read about this on imdb funny shit
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Happens all the time. It's just different people every time.
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That would be fucked up if it went through...
Jealous of the Beibz ability to get some pre-teen tang I guess.
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Sideshow Bob
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it's funny cause it didn't happen
but wow this is awful
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just the one?
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My vagina is more real than this story and I'm a man
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maybe several.
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oh that's right
isn't the guardian always full of shit
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Gwynbleidd
"The people who hate Justin Beiber are more annoying and crazy than the ones who like him"
Those in the asylum always say those outside are the insane ones. You are therefore discredited
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They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco, located directly in Mexico and home to infamous cartels. The name of one of the leaders of the cartels names was Senor Doritos Locos Tacos IV. He was a Mormon and slept with his many supermodel wives.
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Those in the asylum always say those outside are the insane ones. You are therefore discredited
...
oh that's right
isn't the guardian always full of shit
no that's the daily mail. the guardian is ok, for a newspaper
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They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco, located directly in Mexico and home to infamous cartels. The name of one of the leaders of the cartels names was Senor Doritos Locos Tacos IV. He was a Mormon and slept with his many supermodel wives, which broke the book of Mormon rules because it would be considered polygamy. This caused the authorities to arrest and relocate him to Texas, where he lived next to the U.S./Mexico border.
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Hahaha. I loved that CSI episode.
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"no that's the daily mail. the guardian is ok, for a newspaper"
oh yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Damned UK papers
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Yup
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all my wat
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hahaha
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Thats pretty fucked up
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As much as I hate Bieber I wouldn't wish someone to murder him.
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yeah getting murdered is not cool.
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"Those in the asylum always say those outside are the insane ones. You are therefore discredited"
Go look at your comment, read it and why you did it, look up a mirror and then repeat the comment over and over until you realize just how much bullfuckingshit there is in it.
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That's even worse than his music. No seriously, how can people be so fucked up in their heads? If I would kill every single artist whose music I didn't like there would be a pile of bodies stacked behind my house...
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Apparently one of the dudes has a tat of him on his leg, that's just creepy.
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i have one just like it.
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Obviously it is good that this didn't happen, but wouldn't it just be nice if Bieber got the shit kicked out of him? No castrations, just a good ol' ass kicking?
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no. it wouldnt
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well that would've been really fucked up
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Is he wearing lip gloss in the picture in the link?
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Wow....
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holy shit m/
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Ain't no man compares to Ryan Gosling.
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I say Jake Gyllenhaal should do a remake of Brokeback Mountain with Ryan Gosling.
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lol BIEBER HAS NO BALLS LOL GET IT GUYS
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It's rather interesting one of the men behind the plot raped and killed a girl, and now was going after the Bieb. Coincidence? I think not.
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Hopefully for you only.
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Why do people always want to kill the slight annoyances out there, when there are some actual pretty horrible people out there fucking everything up for all of us?
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True enough.
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Why, of all people you could take out, would you seriously consider nailing Bieber? Yeah his music sucks, but come on there's so many more people I can think of who deserve to get murdered over him, he'll be irrelevant in like what, 3 years time?
Also half the jokes in this thread stopped being funny about 2 years ago
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dammit
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dirty little secret!
worst mv ever
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for sure, it was our 6th grade class's jam
we had this weird politics game, and the person/group in charge got to choose the song that would play for 30 sec. i'm pretty sure that got picked 8/10 times lol
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Failed and left with a Bieber tattoo on his leg, EPIC FAIL!
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By 2014 nobody will remember him, so why kill the kid he's killing himself off.
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Bummer it got foiled
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Justin Bieber jokes were so funny in early 2010 man. Seriously, the dudes just another harmless pop singer and cash cow for record labels, why do people care so much more about him than the last 50 dudes?
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goddammit, WHY WONT YOU DIE.
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I guess I'll just have to finish the job then.
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I think most people are jealous, it happens with every guy that is young, untalented and gets more pussy then us.
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Damn.
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i get more pussy than JB mane
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His girl is smokin either way
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"Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled"
Darn.
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Omg
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whooaaaaawww
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"I think most people are jealous, it happens with every guy that is young, untalented and gets more pussy then us."
jealous of what? the only girls that give a shit about him are 13 year olds.
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"We're Nihilist LeBeiber. We believe in NOTHING."
"Yaaa nothing."
"And we'll come back tomorrow and we'll CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!!!"
"Just think about that LeBeiber."
"Then we stomp on it and skwoosh it."
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"My vagina is more real than this story and I'm a man"
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He'll probably just kill himself trying to skateboard anyway
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lol.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
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Sputnikmusic.com forever killing all my boners
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If you actually read the article, it's hilarious.
'Martin apparently wanted the duo to strangle two of his acquaintances, who live in Vermont, using a paisley tie – the choice of weapon was Martin's, apparently being his calling card.'
A fucking paisley tie. This guy's a joke.
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he retired dumbshit
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fucking double post fml
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Snake will do it
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