Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
2012-12-13 by andcas | 138 Comments
Apparently Justin Bieber’s music infuriates some people so
much that they will stop at nothing to rid their lives of the
nuisance. It’s been reported that police found an orchestrated
plot by three men to not only murder but also castrate the
singer in New York.

The grisly blueprint was devised by a convicted criminal who
is currently behind bars for the rape and murder of a teenage
girl. He recruited a fellow inmate with a nephew on the
outside that could do the job after a sold out Madison Square
Garden show.

Unfortunately the accomplices should’ve known better than to
tangle with a secret diehard Blieber who has a leg tattoo of
the pop star. The mastermind soon had a change of heart after things were set in motion and
ratted everyone out before it was too late.

The authorities promptly picked up the nephew at a gas station where they confiscated all the
essentials to carry out the crime. So it looks like the Biebs survives to see another day and
should thank his lucky stars to have such a devoted fanbase of lunatics.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/dec/13/justin-bieber-murder-plot
Tagged: Justin Bieber

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 13th 2012
31474 Comments


When background checks fail to turn up people's listening habits

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TRMshadow
December 13th 2012
4982 Comments


Ummmmmmm....... yeah.... so that happened...

henryChinaski
December 13th 2012
2833 Comments


Haha what the fuck...

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SharkEthic
December 13th 2012
585 Comments


guess it's back to the drawing board

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Calc
December 13th 2012
12292 Comments


jesus...

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Cygnatti
December 13th 2012
21823 Comments


curses! foiled again!

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Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
14999 Comments


As if castrating him would do anything..

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ArmyOfRage
December 13th 2012
230 Comments


Didn't think there'd be anything there to castrate.

BigSimo
December 13th 2012
164 Comments


we'll get him next time pestiferous

FictionalFlames
December 13th 2012
1516 Comments


Shit, what if the castration happened on stage.

FictionalFlames
December 13th 2012
1516 Comments


I'm curious about how the fans will react to a castration more than anything.

VermicideReloadead
December 13th 2012
1433 Comments


Those guys are heroes, ajajjajajajaja.

defjaw83
December 13th 2012
1774 Comments


woah

Oceanus
December 13th 2012
877 Comments


pffft WHAT

Dolving999
December 13th 2012
1647 Comments


So, this happened. Huh.

tommygun
December 13th 2012
25094 Comments


whoa what the fuck is wrong with people

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KILL
December 13th 2012
72077 Comments


m/

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omnipanzer
December 13th 2012
21644 Comments


"it's nice to know bieber has rapist and murders as fans."

Yah who the fuck ever would have guessed that?

MichaelSnoxall
December 13th 2012
12163 Comments


I laughed out loud when I read the title, clicked on it, read the article. Damn, so this was a real thing? Holy hell that's frightening and yet hilarious.

omnipanzer
December 13th 2012
21644 Comments


Sup snoxy

MichaelSnoxall
December 13th 2012
12163 Comments


Not much, just got home from work. Jammin' some Stampede to Timberline and then gonna read a lil' and go to bed.

MadKungFu
December 13th 2012
375 Comments


ITT every stale Justin Bieber joke ever told courtesy of Andcas

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
14999 Comments


I'd have thought Justin Bieber was right up Andcas's alley.

Minus.
December 13th 2012
2680 Comments


I hate the little snot too, but this is just beyond psychotic

omnipanzer
December 13th 2012
21644 Comments


@Jacquibim is that a euphemism?

tommygun
December 13th 2012
25094 Comments


yeah I mean I am no fan of bieber but he doesn't bother me, I just ignore him

tbh it's far more annoying when people continue to bash him because it's so far beyond redundant at this point

and people like these dudes who had an actual plan to kill him kinda make me lose faith in humanity

mindleviticus
December 13th 2012
8325 Comments


What did I just read

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
22033 Comments


^^^^^^^^^^
Pretty much exactly described how i feel about him

@tommygun

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MO
December 13th 2012
18985 Comments


I hate him and his music as much as the next (sane) person but this seems a bit much..

demigod!
December 13th 2012
44978 Comments


cant wait to hear them talk about this on letterman and conan tonight lmao

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Eulogize
December 13th 2012
2969 Comments


how did I know this was going to be an andcas article

EvoHavok
December 13th 2012
1475 Comments


Lol this is for real...

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Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
14999 Comments


@omnipanzer

Oh wow..

CrimsonLies
December 13th 2012
2045 Comments


Thank God another girl wasn't raped and murdered

chambered49
December 13th 2012
1727 Comments


justin bieber will fade away in the years to come

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
14999 Comments


He's already fading now, I'm hearing his name a lot less.

Poet
December 13th 2012
5935 Comments


And they would have done it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

conesmoke
December 13th 2012
5274 Comments


he should just be publicly castrated and be done with it

FrozenVain
December 13th 2012
2469 Comments


"And they would have done it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids"

Good one

MaskAtTheMasquerade
December 13th 2012
2888 Comments


what a miracle that he didn't go through with it!

XyphynX9
December 13th 2012
137 Comments


"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids."
Goddamn it. Beat me to it.

Gwyn.
December 13th 2012
15245 Comments


The people who hate Justin Beiber are more annoying and crazy than the ones who like him

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
14999 Comments


^ Pretty much yeah

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


that's just weird.

ZilbelPing
December 13th 2012
6164 Comments


Beibz leg tattoo m/

MMX
December 13th 2012
4838 Comments


what kill said m/

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savagecabbage
December 13th 2012
2105 Comments


Damn trying to take biebs balls. Damn

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


Yea.

MusicIsMyFavorite
December 13th 2012
405 Comments


I thought this was a joke a first, holy shit. I don't even get all the hate leveled at him. I mean his music is aimed at young girls, and it's decent for what it is, so why does anyone even care?

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


He steals all the good girls, while corrupting the minds of young people.

wonkaswilly
December 13th 2012
9 Comments


"And they would have done it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids" ...huehuehuehue

DotEight
December 13th 2012
5637 Comments


"He steals all the good girls, while corrupting the minds of young people."

You mean the 15-17 year old girls who I couldn't touch even if he wasn't around?

Yeah, I get the drift.

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
22033 Comments


agreed

oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


Would have gotten away with it if wasn't for those meddling kids!!

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NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


They.

Phideaux
December 13th 2012
1655 Comments


Outrageous news.

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oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


They nothing.

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


They nothing new.

oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco.



NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco, located directly in Mexico and home to infamous cartels...

ApplicationToHeaven
December 13th 2012
1562 Comments


justin bieber is gay lets kill him!!! :D :D

Gwyn.
December 13th 2012
15245 Comments


killing is m/

iSkane
December 13th 2012
855 Comments


holy fuck i lol'd

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DirEnRefused
December 13th 2012
2233 Comments


ITT: So brave.

Scoot
December 13th 2012
17883 Comments


hah

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J0ckstrapsFTW
December 13th 2012
3656 Comments


Shame that it was foiled

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nylertickel2
December 13th 2012
172 Comments


well that's weird

North0House2
December 13th 2012
5880 Comments


HAHAHAHAHAHA

oooh man, this is great.

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Spec
December 13th 2012
27269 Comments


Umm

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NoMeansYes
December 13th 2012
1012 Comments


Thing is, this is genuinely sinister

ApexPredator
December 13th 2012
161 Comments


Read about this on imdb funny shit

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


Happens all the time. It's just different people every time.

Dreakon
December 13th 2012
368 Comments


That would be fucked up if it went through...

Jealous of the Beibz ability to get some pre-teen tang I guess.

BillTheButcher
December 13th 2012
289 Comments


Sideshow Bob

toxin.
December 13th 2012
12764 Comments


it's funny cause it didn't happen
but wow this is awful

drasticaction74
December 13th 2012
1755 Comments


just the one?

GarlicBreath
December 13th 2012
149 Comments


My vagina is more real than this story and I'm a man

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


maybe several.

sixdegrees
December 13th 2012
17503 Comments


I don't even

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toxin.
December 13th 2012
12764 Comments


oh that's right
isn't the guardian always full of shit


GarlicBreath
December 13th 2012
149 Comments


Gwynbleidd

"The people who hate Justin Beiber are more annoying and crazy than the ones who like him"

Those in the asylum always say those outside are the insane ones. You are therefore discredited

oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco, located directly in Mexico and home to infamous cartels. The name of one of the leaders of the cartels names was Senor Doritos Locos Tacos IV. He was a Mormon and slept with his many supermodel wives.

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
December 13th 2012
22033 Comments


Those in the asylum always say those outside are the insane ones. You are therefore discredited

...

oh that's right
isn't the guardian always full of shit


no that's the daily mail. the guardian is ok, for a newspaper

NightmareCinema16
December 13th 2012
2016 Comments


They knew nothing of this murder plot until they were ratted out like dogs in a sewer by policia del taco, located directly in Mexico and home to infamous cartels. The name of one of the leaders of the cartels names was Senor Doritos Locos Tacos IV. He was a Mormon and slept with his many supermodel wives, which broke the book of Mormon rules because it would be considered polygamy. This caused the authorities to arrest and relocate him to Texas, where he lived next to the U.S./Mexico border.

MiniatureHorse
December 13th 2012
908 Comments


Hahaha. I loved that CSI episode.

toxin.
December 13th 2012
12764 Comments


"no that's the daily mail. the guardian is ok, for a newspaper"
oh yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Damned UK papers

MiniatureHorse
December 13th 2012
908 Comments


Yup

MyNameIsPencil
December 13th 2012
664 Comments


all my wat

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SadAndHolyGlow
December 13th 2012
1531 Comments


What a sick bastard.

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Plague
December 13th 2012
51 Comments


What's this world coming to

Emim
December 13th 2012
26661 Comments


hahaha

RetroSpective
December 13th 2012
822 Comments


Thats pretty fucked up

FearThyEvil
December 13th 2012
12680 Comments


As much as I hate Bieber I wouldn't wish someone to murder him.

oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


yeah getting murdered is not cool.

Gwyn.
December 13th 2012
15245 Comments


"Those in the asylum always say those outside are the insane ones. You are therefore discredited"

Go look at your comment, read it and why you did it, look up a mirror and then repeat the comment over and over until you realize just how much bullfuckingshit there is in it.

bakkermaarten007
December 13th 2012
3644 Comments


That's even worse than his music. No seriously, how can people be so fucked up in their heads? If I would kill every single artist whose music I didn't like there would be a pile of bodies stacked behind my house...

ApexPredator
December 13th 2012
161 Comments


Apparently one of the dudes has a tat of him on his leg, that's just creepy.


oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


i have one just like it.

Duckman118
December 13th 2012
315 Comments


Obviously it is good that this didn't happen, but wouldn't it just be nice if Bieber got the shit kicked out of him? No castrations, just a good ol' ass kicking?

oltnabrick
December 13th 2012
31274 Comments


no. it wouldnt

Makemebad35
December 13th 2012
761 Comments


well that would've been really fucked up

AmericnZero02
December 13th 2012
3360 Comments


Is he wearing lip gloss in the picture in the link?

CaptainHadouken
December 13th 2012
1960 Comments


Wow....

foxblood
December 13th 2012
6797 Comments


holy shit m/

RosaParks
December 13th 2012
14951 Comments


glad he's still alive. He's so cute ugh. time to update his main photo

RosaParks
December 13th 2012
14951 Comments


im a twink lover, what can i say

RosaParks
December 13th 2012
14951 Comments


in 2009 maybe
but now

http://www.justinbieberzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=361&pid=6249#top_display_media
gatdam

breakingthefragile
December 13th 2012
2962 Comments


Ain't no man compares to Ryan Gosling.

RosaParks
December 13th 2012
14951 Comments


yea gomez is a cover up duh!!

RosaParks
December 13th 2012
14951 Comments


"Ain't no man compares to Ryan Gosling."
TRUER WORD HATH NEVER BEEN SPOKEN FUCK

breakingthefragile
December 13th 2012
2962 Comments


I say Jake Gyllenhaal should do a remake of Brokeback Mountain with Ryan Gosling.

TheSadLittleDinosaur
December 13th 2012
76 Comments


lol BIEBER HAS NO BALLS LOL GET IT GUYS

KjSwantko
December 14th 2012
9446 Comments


It's rather interesting one of the men behind the plot raped and killed a girl, and now was going after the Bieb. Coincidence? I think not.

RosaParks
December 14th 2012
14951 Comments


i say ryan gosling does a private re-enactment of video "hot buff man jerks off with dildo" for me only

KjSwantko
December 14th 2012
9446 Comments


Hopefully for you only.

RosaParks
December 14th 2012
14951 Comments


ur lame stop talking

eleventhsun
December 14th 2012
1475 Comments


Why do people always want to kill the slight annoyances out there, when there are some actual pretty horrible people out there fucking everything up for all of us?



eleventhsun
December 14th 2012
1475 Comments


True enough.



krig9412
December 14th 2012
794 Comments


Why, of all people you could take out, would you seriously consider nailing Bieber? Yeah his music sucks, but come on there's so many more people I can think of who deserve to get murdered over him, he'll be irrelevant in like what, 3 years time?

Also half the jokes in this thread stopped being funny about 2 years ago

Mickeymau5
December 14th 2012
1614 Comments


dammit

Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
December 14th 2012
14999 Comments


If somebody managed to kill this guy, they'd also be inadvertently responsible for the suicides of thousands of pre-teen girls.

Imagine having that on your conscience.

toxin.
December 14th 2012
12764 Comments


dirty little secret!
worst mv ever

toxin.
December 14th 2012
12764 Comments


for sure, it was our 6th grade class's jam
we had this weird politics game, and the person/group in charge got to choose the song that would play for 30 sec. i'm pretty sure that got picked 8/10 times lol

NorwichScene
December 14th 2012
1498 Comments


Failed and left with a Bieber tattoo on his leg, EPIC FAIL!

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Killerhit
December 14th 2012
5254 Comments


By 2014 nobody will remember him, so why kill the kid he's killing himself off.

72haha72
December 14th 2012
437 Comments


Bummer it got foiled

GingerJesus
December 15th 2012
79 Comments


Justin Bieber jokes were so funny in early 2010 man. Seriously, the dudes just another harmless pop singer and cash cow for record labels, why do people care so much more about him than the last 50 dudes?

HitlerWonTheWar
December 15th 2012
81 Comments


goddammit, WHY WONT YOU DIE.

Airbag
December 16th 2012
14 Comments


I guess I'll just have to finish the job then.


eleventhsun
December 16th 2012
1475 Comments


I think most people are jealous, it happens with every guy that is young, untalented and gets more pussy then us.

bach
December 16th 2012
13031 Comments


Damn.

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skater180
December 16th 2012
48 Comments


i get more pussy than JB mane

eleventhsun
December 16th 2012
1475 Comments


His girl is smokin either way

Azn.
December 17th 2012
5615 Comments


"Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled"

Darn.

ThroneOfAgony
December 17th 2012
3485 Comments


Omg

ssteven
December 17th 2012
3 Comments


whooaaaaawww

HitlerWonTheWar
December 17th 2012
81 Comments


"I think most people are jealous, it happens with every guy that is young, untalented and gets more pussy then us."

jealous of what? the only girls that give a shit about him are 13 year olds.

wacknizzle
December 17th 2012
13601 Comments


"We're Nihilist LeBeiber. We believe in NOTHING."

"Yaaa nothing."

"And we'll come back tomorrow and we'll CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!!!"

"Just think about that LeBeiber."

"Then we stomp on it and skwoosh it."

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