And no, this is not a joke.
Black Veil Brides is going to theaters.

Dear. God.

bahahahaa

Oh boy. They really are just trying to follow in the footsteps of every glam-ish band before them aren't they? They're becoming a joke. They were always pretty ridiculous, but this is a new low. They're like Kiss, who also released movies with themselves during their time. I actually enjoy some of BVB's music and I'm not ashamed to admit that, but this is.... Is this... Is this really happening? Like, seriously?! I just... Gaaaaahhhhhh

Digging: Antestor - The Return of the Black Death

Fucking kill me.

Digging: Deafheaven - Sunbather

Fucking kill me. [2]

Digging: Children of Bodom - Halo of Blood

It's just... I don't know. This has to be a prank of some sort.

It's not a prank, it's gonna be nearly a 2 hour film apparently

"The F.E.A.R.".

I hope ALMA pops in and fucking murders them.

i'm going to watch the katy perry movie instead

*sigh* I'm probably going to see it just because I'm curious now. Well, I guess they've won, then.

game over. this is the last straw. goodbye cruel world!!! /suicide

Digging: Alice in Chains - The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

Fuck me. It's just 1980 all over again.

We have ridiculous cunts with stupid hair and stupid makeup and stupid clothes and shit music everywhere and no one at current to get rid of it.

fuck you bvb
fuck you

lol this is gonna suck worse than a kiss film

i think people actually respected kiss when they were around tho

feel sorry for those people

Sad thing is, this is probably gonna make Black Veil Brides loads of money.

Will defo take Nightwish movie over this. WHY CAN'Y METALOCALYPSE ANNOUNCE THEIR MOVIE ALREADY?

Digging: Chthonic - Bu-Tik

Nightwish has a movie? Fuck I need to watch that.

The shit this band feeds their fans is incredible, and they eat it all up..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tn_ZgUmUTU

Fuck, that Nightwish film looks fantastic.

So, who wants to get high and watch this?

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XD holy shit that's stupid

Oh man, I'm so going to see this.

Hahahahaha

Wow.

....Well that just sounds horrible.

Oh god.

never seen a band so far up their own arses

Well, looks like troll 2 is going to have some competition for greatest movie ever now

Digging: Alice in Chains - The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

How are these pussies getting a movie? They've been about like 10 minutes - and 10 minutes too long if you ask me - this is appauling, I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Suddenly, Twilight doesn't sound that bad.

Fuckin hell man

Digging: Rich Homie Quan - Still Goin In

Suddenly, Twilight doesn't sound that bad. [2]

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For the love of christ, get me the bleach. I can't take this shit.

Im so going to see it.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

They have officially become a plague.

Digging: Laura Marling - Once I Was An Eagle

Digging: The Black Dahlia Murder - Everblack

The Wild Ones......

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i think i'll just rewatch my VHS copy of "Cool As Ice" instead

now all we need is a book

Black Veil Brides the game... XBox 360

Oh. Sweet Juicy Jesus.

Black Veil Brides the game

How many acts of underage sex can you do before the cops catch you?

I really do hate everything about the world

Guitar Hero: Black Veil Brides

"Guitar Hero: Black Veil Brides"
Oh man

are you kidding detroit rock city owns this

Digging: Park - It Won't Snow Where You're Going

Guitar Hero: Black Veil Brides

Wouldn't be surprised if that actually happened

it's probably to raise money for hurricane relief.

no it's not, but telling myself that makes me feel less suicidal.

Let's not bring the hurricane into this, I have a lot of friends on the east coast. In regards to that though, Andy being the douche that he is would probably use it to "gain recruits".

Guitar Hero: Black Veil Brides

Wouldn't be surprised if that actually happened

I would because the game isn't made anymore.

And movie will be probably better than Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, close to moty perhaps?

my ex loved this band, I have no idea why. but I learned enough about them to know to avoid this at all costs. their drummer has serious chops though.

The film will tell the story of a group of rebels known as "The Wild Ones" as they defend
themselves and each other against a group called "The F.E.A.R.".


lololololololololololololol

I think we can now conclusively rule out the possibility of a benevolent deity, because no loving god would allow this to exist.

Digging: Ruin Lust - Ruin Lust

Ugh at least My Chemical Romance weren't dumb enough to make Danger Days a film, this looks exactly the same and MCR probs stole it from someone else anyway
Basically, die

Digging: The Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us Is the Killer

guys this is gonna be hilarious I don't know why you're all bitchin bout it
Not like they had that much to offer anyways.

Digging: Kanye West - Yeezus

well, we all know how this is going to end.

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milking it while they can.

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So stoked for this motherfucker

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jesus fucking christ

WHY

Because BVB likes money, that's why

What im wondering is....is a good band gonna make a movie of themselves? I guess one of the makings of a good band is that they DONT make a movie of themselves

Dethklok (I hope)

Dethklok better make a fucking movie

fuck.

Yeah this looks like some sort of bastard offspring of Danger Days in video form
this is a bad thing

In this instance, I wouldn't mind if some crazy guy rocked up at the theatre and shot up the audience. Cause the type of people that would see this movie? Dear god

omfg I can't wait until Woe, Is Me comes out with a movie too

the difference between mcr and bvb is...

mcr has actually made some great music

Digging: Ulver - Bergtatt

st0ked

I hope ALMA pops in and fucking murders them. [2]

Digging: Immoralist - Widow

this should be funny

Digging: The Black Dahlia Murder - Everblack

Uhhh....

I guess they can make a box set of these movies which features this band, the Katy Perry movie, and the Justin Bieber one.

i'd buy that shit

Interested to see how this pans out, it is pretty pretencious though...

The entire of BVB is pretentious.

Boner already.

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I hope ALMA pops in and fucking murders them. [3]

I still can't take seriously the fact that they take themselves seriously.
I still can't take seriously the fact that their fans take them seriously.

Bunch o twats

Digging: Scale The Summit - The Migration

these guys get a movie but coheed doesn't :'(

these guys get a movie :'(

Converge needs a movie, and it needs to be called RAH Hard 2