DMX Battles With The Internet

2012-09-25 by andcas | 101 Comments
It was revealed on New York’s Power 105.1 radio station that rapper DMX does not have a single clue how to use the multi-billion search engine Google. In the studio the female DJ looked bewildered when the Ruff Ryder went on an aggravated rant about what he deemed as complicated computer functions.

Overwhelmed by the existence of a laptop, he strained how badly the simple act of looking up his own name scared him as he tried it out. After slowly struggling to type, DMX grunted that he doesn’t have the patience for technology and ended the troubling ordeal by claiming Google is nothing but a funny baby noise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPYbDdxBTwo.

Tagged: DMX

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Calc
September 25th 2012
12617 Comments


This is in no way news but at least its kinda funny

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sixdegrees
September 25th 2012
18477 Comments


hahahaha

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TheFantasticDangler
September 25th 2012
1216 Comments


WHAT?!

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Nikkolae
September 25th 2012
4909 Comments


thats fucked up man

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insomniac15
Staff Reviewer
September 25th 2012
3598 Comments


caveman

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bloc
September 25th 2012
35310 Comments


OHHHH

NOOOOO

THAT'S HOW YOU GOOGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE

MuhNamesTyler
September 25th 2012
4940 Comments


well, that's sad

FromDaHood
September 25th 2012
9094 Comments


I guess this guy took Prince declaring the internet dead a bit too seriously

Curse.
September 25th 2012
8037 Comments


ARRR ARRR RRRRRRRR

BaseballJames
September 25th 2012
378 Comments


*insert witty X Gonna Give It To Ya remark about Google here*

TenSecondsToThink
September 25th 2012
1294 Comments


Irony must be hard to get for some people.

AtomicWaste
Staff Reviewer
September 25th 2012
2098 Comments


This is great.

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HitlerIsTheBest
September 25th 2012
1575 Comments


this fuck needs to die.

Spec
September 25th 2012
28047 Comments


And this guy has more money than me?

Curse.
September 25th 2012
8037 Comments


This guy has more money than you because Ruff Ryders Anthem rules

XingKing
September 25th 2012
11090 Comments


His first two albums are extremely solid. There is no denying that.

Recspecs
September 25th 2012
9866 Comments


ughhh black people

Spec
September 25th 2012
28047 Comments


community is on I don't have time for your bullshit

Curse.
September 25th 2012
8037 Comments


"His first two albums are extremely solid. There is no denying that."

Fact

MoosechriS
September 25th 2012
5133 Comments


Aint no internet in the ghetto

Satellite
September 25th 2012
20826 Comments


dmx is an adult toddler

moderndaydrool
September 25th 2012
322 Comments


Since when has DMX been relevant?

AnthonyFartano
September 25th 2012
233 Comments


dmx is one of the realest rappers ever

NorwichScene
September 25th 2012
1583 Comments


Agreed, hip hop was good in 1998 though

MO
September 25th 2012
19505 Comments


yea I saw this earlier, hilarious

mindleviticus
September 25th 2012
8427 Comments


wat

foultzyyy
September 25th 2012
40 Comments


the internet ain't how ruff ryders roll

StrizzMatik
September 25th 2012
3280 Comments


LMFAO X GON GOOGLE YA

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LifeAsAChipmunk
September 25th 2012
4854 Comments


lol

ViralOblivion
September 25th 2012
7679 Comments


lol andcas

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012
51208 Comments


If I can't by more coke on da internet den what I need it for?

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ViralOblivion
September 25th 2012
7679 Comments


his first two albums are good but this is just sad

bloc
September 25th 2012
35310 Comments


1 followed by a 100 zeroes?

mandalane
September 25th 2012
6 Comments


That has to be old news, DMX is in jail and totally changed his ways here's an interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEVx6yQMico

and btw I find it kinda touching that a tight rapper did not feel the need to be attached to technology.

fleshstorm94
September 25th 2012
114 Comments


Lmfao it's funny because he's black

suppatime
September 25th 2012
455 Comments


maybe he was acting dumb and flirting with the girl. duh Bitch Pulling 101

steadyriot
September 25th 2012
468 Comments


hilarious

Lenix
September 25th 2012
793 Comments


get with the times man

theonlyjoelever
September 25th 2012
19 Comments


Hahaha wow

CrownOfMagnets
September 25th 2012
2334 Comments


yall go make me lose my mind.
UP IN HERE UP IN HERE

Gyromania
September 25th 2012
17143 Comments


lmao smh

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
September 25th 2012
10721 Comments


oh andcas ilu

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Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
September 25th 2012
10721 Comments


To be honest I'm pretty internet retarded and that looks like me.

EyesWideShut
September 25th 2012
3281 Comments


"look theres an arrow, then a hand.. why does it do that??"

haha X is just fucking around.

FromDaHood
September 25th 2012
9094 Comments


Holy shit andcas you joined like 6 months before me and have 31000 more comments than I do and you took that 2 month hiatus to Portland. How do you do it?

FromDaHood
September 25th 2012
9094 Comments


My friends and I were going to go there this summer but my asshole friend, and driver, bailed on the trip because he "thought I was kidding"

FromDaHood
September 25th 2012
9094 Comments


That sounds so cool

TRMshadow
September 25th 2012
4982 Comments


Google's name comes from the word "googolplex" which is the name of the number 1x10^100, or 1 with 100 zeros behind it. DMX is a discredit to his entire demographic (I mean rappers, not......nvm I'M NOT RACIST!)

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Badabanda
September 26th 2012
79 Comments


sounds like someone's trying way too hard to be hipster.

AmericnZero02
September 26th 2012
3397 Comments


Well wasn't that just sad. Dude's spent too much time in the slammer.

Dunpeal
September 26th 2012
3920 Comments




wow can this dude look anymore like a walking stereotype??

massasarcasm
September 26th 2012
54 Comments


"funny baby noise."

This is how I want my music to be described as in the future.

MO
September 26th 2012
19505 Comments


he's so coked out here hahaha

cirq
September 26th 2012
9297 Comments


DMX needs to fight drake.

Hospital
September 26th 2012
2070 Comments


"my trip ended up being fear and loathing in portland. it was nuts."


well, he who makes a beast of himself does take away the pain of being a man! : - )

someguest
September 26th 2012
22516 Comments


don't you have to leave your car outside city limits once you get to portland?

lol

someguest
September 26th 2012
22516 Comments


oh, right.

KjSwantko
September 26th 2012
9449 Comments


This guy sounds like my 89 year-old grandmother

someguest
September 26th 2012
22516 Comments


It was a joke. You know, the whole bike riding, public trans. thing.

Anyhow. It seems like a nice city.

KjSwantko
September 26th 2012
9449 Comments


"is your grandma a drug addicted rapper with a raspy voice?"

Yeah pretty much

drasticaction74
September 26th 2012
1797 Comments


i forgot guys what year is it

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ViralOblivion
April 18th 2013
7679 Comments


My 4 year old cousin uses google better than him that's just sad

ViralOblivion
April 18th 2013
7679 Comments


Isn't he getting old?

InbredJed
April 18th 2013
6251 Comments


http://vube.com/suhana+machete/JUpONGLE79?t=s

sorry this is off topic but does anyone know WTF is up with this!?

ViralOblivion
April 18th 2013
7679 Comments


Crack is whack

Weed is what you need

Vakarian12
April 19th 2013
3987 Comments


oh god i can't breathe

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LilLioness
April 21st 2013
2863 Comments


This feels like a joke. He seems to be putting on an act.

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


I feel bad for people like this, but honestly him and I would have some fucking laughs.

He doesn't seem that bad off in this video anyway, besides it's only 90 seconds of a man's life can't judge on that.

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


It's a shame that he fell off so hard. His first two albums are absolute classics and everything else is just shit, especially his new album

Eunuch
April 21st 2013
1618 Comments


The irony is keeping away from the internet is a much more sensible act. DMX is unknowingly more
intelligent > you. And look at you guys point and laugh. What a bunch of sheep.

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


@Andcas: Jesus, just watching the first minute and a half of that was awful

Eunuch
April 21st 2013
1618 Comments


@ andcas C'mon really. I'd thought I'd get a more clever response than that. That is bottom of the
barrel stupidity. Way to completely sidestep my point.

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


Time to say goodbye to the next hour of my life

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


Okay I can't watch anymore I don't feel like crying.

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


His speech patterns are so erratic that it's difficult to listen to him without being distracted by his twitchy nature

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


dmx had an abusive childhood and parents who neglected him

i feel sorry for him yall are shitty people for making fun of him

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


i just call out dumbasses when i see them

dmx has lived a fucked up life and put out some fantastic music

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


His book is actually really good too

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


ya i dont doubt that youre a sincere fan

you cant deny this thread is hella full of covert racism tho bro

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


Did you check out his new album, Andcas? It is abysmal

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


Racism is bad. Glad I can live in Oklahoma and be part of evolving this culture into being more accepting all-around.

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


How long would humanity last if every human started doing crack

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


It would surely be less stressful for those on crack already.

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


Crack rock steady!
Are you ready to stop
the rotten blue menace?
Let's go kill us some cops,
Crack rock steady!
Are you ready?
Livin' above the laaaawwww

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


It's the worst thing he has ever made, so no

someguest
April 21st 2013
22516 Comments


you cant deny this thread is hella full of covert racism tho bro


aren't you a goofy fuck

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


aren't you a goofy fuck


prove me wrong bruh bruh

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


andcas we are so tsundere for each other

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


prolly let them ruff ryders know too tbh

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


one of my favorite things i heard about dmx was that he barked at his guards in jail

ended up not being true but id rather believe it really happened

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


http://cdn.urbanislandz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DMX.jpg

dmx's face when he heard about lil b calling his album "i'm gay"

one of my fave dmx moments tbh

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


http://i.imgur.com/rUpLvt9.jpg

try this

i agree, we have had our disputes but i feel like they have melded us into friends

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


lol yup, pretty sure every time we have an extended conversation we end up agreeing

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


I think half the time we argue it's just because we're bored or come from different rap backgrounds


lol probably the former

i actually used to be way more "true hip hop" when i was younger, since then i grew to embrace ignant shit, i'm kinda finding an equilibrium now where i love all hip hop

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


how old are you? not probing or anything, actual question

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


Lol every1 tries saying your 30+

Why they care idk

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


26 buddy


this is probably the only situation on this site where i feel young

im 23 and i swear every other new sput poster is in high school

XingKing
April 21st 2013
11090 Comments


fromtheinside is like a middle aged dude, isn't he?

illmitch
April 21st 2013
5465 Comments


honestly if you dont act like a preteen on sputnik whats the point of even using this site

someguest
April 21st 2013
22516 Comments


y'all are losin your minds

UP IN HERE


Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13586 Comments


Shut the hell up



















































Up in here!
Up in here!!



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