DMX Battles With The Internet
2012-09-25 by Andrew Caswell | 153 Replies | 2432 Views

It was revealed on New York’s Power 105.1 radio station that rapper DMX does not have a single clue how to use the multi-billion search engine Google. In the studio the female DJ looked bewildered when the Ruff Ryder went on an aggravated rant about what he deemed as complicated computer functions.

Overwhelmed by the existence of a laptop, he strained how badly the simple act of looking up his own name scared him as he tried it out. After slowly struggling to type, DMX grunted that he doesn’t have the patience for technology and ended the troubling ordeal by claiming Google is nothing but a funny baby noise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPYbDdxBTwo.

Stumble Twitter


Comments:Add a Comment 
Calc
September 25th 2012

7341 Comments


This is in no way news but at least its kinda funny

Digging: Bad Rabbits - American Love

sixdegrees
September 25th 2012

9954 Comments


hahahaha

Digging: Supercell - Today is a Beautiful Day

TheFantasticDangler
September 25th 2012

1110 Comments


WHAT?!

Digging: The Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us Is the Killer

Nikkolae
September 25th 2012

3840 Comments


thats fucked up man

Digging: Gold Kids - The Sound Of Breaking Up

insomniac15
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

2414 Comments


caveman

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


"This is in no way news but at least its kinda funny"

it's fucking hilarious.

Digging: Faith No More - The Real Thing

bloc
September 25th 2012

32220 Comments


OHHHH

NOOOOO

THAT'S HOW YOU GOOGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

MuhNamesTyler
September 25th 2012

1263 Comments


well, that's sad

Digging: Octaves - Which Way the Wind Blows

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


I'M SLIPPIN, I'M FALLIN, I CAN'T GOOGLE

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

7948 Comments


I guess this guy took Prince declaring the internet dead a bit too seriously

Digging: Laura Stevenson - Wheel

curseworship
September 25th 2012

6863 Comments


ARRR ARRR RRRRRRRR

Digging: Corrosion of Conformity - In The Arms of God

BaseballJames
September 25th 2012

353 Comments


*insert witty X Gonna Give It To Ya remark about Google here*

TenSecondsToThink
September 25th 2012

680 Comments


Irony must be hard to get for some people.

Digging: TesseracT - Altered State

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


crack is wack, crack is cheap.

AtomicWaste
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

1624 Comments


This is great.

Digging: TesseracT - Altered State

HitlerIsTheBest
September 25th 2012

1585 Comments


this fuck needs to die.

Spec
September 25th 2012

23646 Comments


And this guy has more money than me?

Digging: This Will Destroy You - Young Mountain

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


unfortunately.

curseworship
September 25th 2012

6863 Comments


This guy has more money than you because Ruff Ryders Anthem rules

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


at least he's not crashing through gates pretending to be an fbi agent.

XingKing
September 25th 2012

3701 Comments


His first two albums are extremely solid. There is no denying that.

Recspecs
September 25th 2012

9402 Comments


ughhh black people

Digging: Trinidad Jame$ - Don't Be S.A.F.E.

Spec
September 25th 2012

23646 Comments


community is on I don't have time for your bullshit

curseworship
September 25th 2012

6863 Comments


"His first two albums are extremely solid. There is no denying that."

Fact

MoosechriS
September 25th 2012

3498 Comments


Aint no internet in the ghetto

Satellite
September 25th 2012

19330 Comments


dmx is an adult toddler

Digging: Laura Stevenson - Wheel

moderndaydrool
September 25th 2012

321 Comments


Since when has DMX been relevant?

AnthonyFartano
September 25th 2012

233 Comments


dmx is one of the realest rappers ever

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


His first two albums are extremely solid [2] he's still a piece of work.

NorwichScene
September 25th 2012

1181 Comments


Agreed, hip hop was good in 1998 though

Digging: Jimmy Eat World - Damage

MetallicOpeth
September 25th 2012

14599 Comments


yea I saw this earlier, hilarious

mindleviticus
September 25th 2012

5707 Comments


wat

Digging: Immolation - Kingdom of Conspiracy

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


WHERE MY GOOGLE AT?

foultzyyy
September 25th 2012

40 Comments


the internet ain't how ruff ryders roll

StrizzMatik
September 25th 2012

3065 Comments


LMFAO X GON GOOGLE YA

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


HE DON'T KNOW [DEH NEH DEH NEH] WHO GOOGLE BE

LifeAsAChipmunk
September 25th 2012

4031 Comments


lol

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


GOOGLE GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

ViralOblivion
September 25th 2012

7034 Comments


lol andcas

Digging: GZA - Liquid Swords

Trebor17
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

39641 Comments


If I can't by more coke on da internet den what I need it for?

Digging: The World is a Beautiful Place And... - Whenever, If Ever

ViralOblivion
September 25th 2012

7034 Comments


his first two albums are good but this is just sad

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


"what the fuck is a google?" is a valid question we should all be asking.

bloc
September 25th 2012

32220 Comments


1 followed by a 100 zeroes?

mandalane
September 25th 2012

6 Comments


That has to be old news, DMX is in jail and totally changed his ways here's an interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEVx6yQMico

and btw I find it kinda touching that a tight rapper did not feel the need to be attached to technology.

fleshstorm94
September 25th 2012

50 Comments


Lmfao it's funny because he's black

suppatime
September 25th 2012

257 Comments


maybe he was acting dumb and flirting with the girl. duh Bitch Pulling 101

steadyriot
September 25th 2012

434 Comments


hilarious

Digging: Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City

Lenix
September 25th 2012

792 Comments


get with the times man

theonlyjoelever
September 25th 2012

19 Comments


Hahaha wow

CrownOfMagnets
September 25th 2012

1851 Comments


yall go make me lose my mind.
UP IN HERE UP IN HERE

Digging: Polyenso - One Big Particular Loop

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


@mandalane, when is he not in jail over some bullshit lol.

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

12076 Comments


lmao smh

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
September 25th 2012

10419 Comments


oh andcas ilu

Digging: Eluvium - Nightmare Ending

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
September 25th 2012

10419 Comments


To be honest I'm pretty internet retarded and that looks like me.

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


< 3

EyesWideShut
September 25th 2012

2678 Comments


"look theres an arrow, then a hand.. why does it do that??"

haha X is just fucking around.

Digging: The National - Trouble Will Find Me

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


maybe he's actually high and dumb as a rock. just maybe.

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

7948 Comments


Holy shit andcas you joined like 6 months before me and have 31000 more comments than I do and you took that 2 month hiatus to Portland. How do you do it?

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


it's like the only site I even bother giving the time a day to anymore. now that you mention it I miss portland and can't believe it's been over a year.

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

7948 Comments


My friends and I were going to go there this summer but my asshole friend, and driver, bailed on the trip because he "thought I was kidding"

andcas
September 25th 2012

57628 Comments


my trip ended up being fear and loathing in portland. it was nuts.

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
September 25th 2012

7948 Comments


That sounds so cool

TRMshadow
September 25th 2012

4967 Comments


Google's name comes from the word "googolplex" which is the name of the number 1x10^100, or 1 with 100 zeros behind it. DMX is a discredit to his entire demographic (I mean rappers, not......nvm I'M NOT RACIST!)

Badabanda
September 26th 2012

74 Comments


sounds like someone's trying way too hard to be hipster.

Digging: Cursive - Domestica

AmericnZero02
September 26th 2012

3032 Comments


Well wasn't that just sad. Dude's spent too much time in the slammer.

Dunpeal
September 26th 2012

1376 Comments




wow can this dude look anymore like a walking stereotype??

massasarcasm
September 26th 2012

54 Comments


"funny baby noise."

This is how I want my music to be described as in the future.

MetallicOpeth
September 26th 2012

14599 Comments


he's so coked out here hahaha

cirq
September 26th 2012

9168 Comments


DMX needs to fight drake.

Digging: Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

Hospital
September 26th 2012

1708 Comments


"my trip ended up being fear and loathing in portland. it was nuts."


well, he who makes a beast of himself does take away the pain of being a man! : - )

andcas
September 26th 2012

57628 Comments


lol. nice best taking back sunday album dig by the way.

someguest
September 26th 2012

14560 Comments


don't you have to leave your car outside city limits once you get to portland?

lol

andcas
September 26th 2012

57628 Comments


how the fuck should I know?

someguest
September 26th 2012

14560 Comments


oh, right.

andcas
September 26th 2012

57628 Comments


I flew in and everything was in walking distance. they also have
trams if you wanna go further. there's really no need for a car.

KjSwantko
September 26th 2012

8113 Comments


This guy sounds like my 89 year-old grandmother

someguest
September 26th 2012

14560 Comments


It was a joke. You know, the whole bike riding, public trans. thing.

Anyhow. It seems like a nice city.

andcas
September 26th 2012

57628 Comments


is your grandma a drug addicted rapper with a raspy voice?

KjSwantko
September 26th 2012

8113 Comments


"is your grandma a drug addicted rapper with a raspy voice?"

Yeah pretty much

drasticaction74
September 26th 2012

1518 Comments


i forgot guys what year is it

andcas
September 26th 2012

57628 Comments


2000 and late.

andcas
April 18th 2013

57628 Comments


this motherfucka done lost his mind: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhr8q8WN2Mf88OeJt9

ViralOblivion
April 18th 2013

7034 Comments


My 4 year old cousin uses google better than him that's just sad

andcas
April 18th 2013

57628 Comments


I'm surprised he's still alive with all the drugs he does

ViralOblivion
April 18th 2013

7034 Comments


Isn't he getting old?

andcas
April 18th 2013

57628 Comments


he's 42 but his mind is completely gone from crack and shit

InbredJed
April 18th 2013

1010 Comments


http://vube.com/suhana+machete/JUpONGLE79?t=s

sorry this is off topic but does anyone know WTF is up with this!?

ViralOblivion
April 18th 2013

7034 Comments


Crack is whack

Weed is what you need

HillaryClitTounge
April 19th 2013

2697 Comments


DMX is incredibly down to earth, he's respectable, and a honest man. And he is a good person for how he handles all he has been through.

andcas
April 19th 2013

57628 Comments


no he's terrible. he chose drugs over his son in an intervention.

Vakarian12
April 19th 2013

2037 Comments


oh god i can't breathe

HillaryClitTounge
April 20th 2013

2697 Comments


yeah he was set up on some dumb TV show, its not funny

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


being that big of a loser never is

LilLioness
April 21st 2013

758 Comments


This feels like a joke. He seems to be putting on an act.

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


the act is called crack

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


I feel bad for people like this, but honestly him and I would have some fucking laughs.

He doesn't seem that bad off in this video anyway, besides it's only 90 seconds of a man's life can't judge on that.

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


It's a shame that he fell off so hard. His first two albums are absolute classics and everything else is just shit, especially his new album

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


if you don't think he's bad off and near death then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu2Dzqu1TYo

Eunuch
April 21st 2013

307 Comments


The irony is keeping away from the internet is a much more sensible act. DMX is unknowingly more
intelligent > you. And look at you guys point and laugh. What a bunch of sheep.

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


we should all get so hooked on drugs to where we can't function in reality

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


@Andcas: Jesus, just watching the first minute and a half of that was awful

Eunuch
April 21st 2013

307 Comments


@ andcas C'mon really. I'd thought I'd get a more clever response than that. That is bottom of the
barrel stupidity. Way to completely sidestep my point.

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


watch the whole thing xing. it's sad to watch what the shit has done to his mind.

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


Time to say goodbye to the next hour of my life

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


it's worth it as it's very entertaining yet really sad

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


Okay I can't watch anymore I don't feel like crying.

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


you big baby

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


His speech patterns are so erratic that it's difficult to listen to him without being distracted by his twitchy nature

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


dmx had an abusive childhood and parents who neglected him

i feel sorry for him yall are shitty people for making fun of him

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


you are the ultimate apologist mitch

if I ever hit rock bottom I'll call you

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


i just call out dumbasses when i see them

dmx has lived a fucked up life and put out some fantastic music

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


His book is actually really good too

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


who is doubting his shit? I'm a big dmx fan dude

doesn't change the fact he's all fucked up now

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


ya i dont doubt that youre a sincere fan

you cant deny this thread is hella full of covert racism tho bro

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


Did you check out his new album, Andcas? It is abysmal

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


Racism is bad. Glad I can live in Oklahoma and be part of evolving this culture into being more accepting all-around.

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


he lost me after "...And Then There Was X." I remember watching a mtv special done on how hard his life was growing up in like 03. he really felt like a brilliant mind with a troubled soul who overcame his misfortunes. but he didn't come off as a barely functional drug addict then so unfortunately the worst got the best of him.

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


How long would humanity last if every human started doing crack

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


probably at the same rate it does with what people do now

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


It would surely be less stressful for those on crack already.

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


Crack rock steady!
Are you ready to stop
the rotten blue menace?
Let's go kill us some cops,
Crack rock steady!
Are you ready?
Livin' above the laaaawwww

HillaryClitTounge
April 21st 2013

2697 Comments


Did you check out his new album, Andcas? It is abysmal


no it isn't its dope as fuck

HillaryClitTounge
April 21st 2013

2697 Comments


You are a great person for posting people's lowest moments caught on tape andcas.

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


It's the worst thing he has ever made, so no

someguest
April 21st 2013

14560 Comments


you cant deny this thread is hella full of covert racism tho bro


aren't you a goofy fuck

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


"You are a great person for posting people's lowest moments caught on tape andcas"

oh shut up. weren't you supposed to retire?

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


aren't you a goofy fuck


prove me wrong bruh bruh

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


lets smoke a rock over this before we get all hostile

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


andcas we are so tsundere for each other

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


we should just stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop imo

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


prolly let them ruff ryders know too tbh

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


ARF ARF will be our return policy

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


one of my favorite things i heard about dmx was that he barked at his guards in jail

ended up not being true but id rather believe it really happened

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


the truth is stranger than fiction. this motherfucker crashed through a gate of a airport parking lot and got out when cops came saying he was fbi lol.

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


http://cdn.urbanislandz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DMX.jpg

dmx's face when he heard about lil b calling his album "i'm gay"

one of my fave dmx moments tbh

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


link doesn't work. I like this getting along thing though.

we should do it more often.

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


http://i.imgur.com/rUpLvt9.jpg

try this

i agree, we have had our disputes but i feel like they have melded us into friends

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


LMAO. I know that shit. the lil b reaction video.

and yeah man we have our differences and shit.

but we figured out we have more in common about rap than don't.

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


lol yup, pretty sure every time we have an extended conversation we end up agreeing

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


for better or worse lol

weird thing is I used to be the biggest hip hop head as a youth

so I know my shit

I think half the time we argue it's just because we're bored or
come from different rap backgrounds


I think half the time we argue it's just because we're bored

or come from different perspectives at the time

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


I think half the time we argue it's just because we're bored or come from different rap backgrounds


lol probably the former

i actually used to be way more "true hip hop" when i was younger, since then i grew to embrace ignant shit, i'm kinda finding an equilibrium now where i love all hip hop

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


see I'm different. I liked a lot of ignant shit, as you put it when I
was younger. now of days I just feel like it's gone too full retard.
I really try to get into the shit you hype like gucci, waka, lil b, ect.
but it just doesn't click with me. I feel like they're not only
dumbing me down but themselves as well. I know half of the
stuff out now is all for fun to be taken at face value but I
miss the rap that had that "I don't give a fuck" vibe but still
brought the "goddamn!" skill with it.

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


how old are you? not probing or anything, actual question

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


26 buddy

Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


Lol every1 tries saying your 30+

Why they care idk

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


26 buddy


this is probably the only situation on this site where i feel young

im 23 and i swear every other new sput poster is in high school

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


my first show ever included xzibit and eminem in their prime

anger management tour 2000 lol

XingKing
April 21st 2013

3701 Comments


fromtheinside is like a middle aged dude, isn't he?

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


potsy told me he's the same age as me

but he acts like a pre-teen online lmao

illmitch
April 21st 2013

5343 Comments


honestly if you dont act like a preteen on sputnik whats the point of even using this site

andcas
April 21st 2013

57628 Comments


there's a lot of reasons. guess it depends on your purpose for using it. the reason at hand is not mine. anywho since you like drake I'm gonna link you a cover of a singer I love. you'll probably hate it but I think it outdoes the original. and it's all for fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h28PrWYEfM

someguest
April 21st 2013

14560 Comments


y'all are losin your minds

UP IN HERE


Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013

11503 Comments


Shut the hell up



















































Up in here!
Up in here!!



You have to be logged in to post a comment. Login | Create a Profile





MUSIC NEWS
Another new Filter song
Jet Age Of Tomorrow detail new LP
Stream Mount Kimbie's 2nd LP
Plastic Visions stream EP
Strange Vacation new song
Deadmau5 Previews New Song
New Danny Brown Song
New Sleeping With Sirens Song
Ray Manzarek passes away
Another new Queensryche song
We Came As Romans new album
10 Years of Silverstein
New INVSN song
Shavo talks SOAD delays
New One Minute Silence song
New Karnivool Song
Statuette/Love American Split Info
Thou Art Lord stream new album
New Stone Temple Pilots Song
Ronnie Radke Fires Bandmates
Mt. Meridian release new EP
The Gabriel Construct CDs
New Megadeth Song
Reproacher's New Full Length
Kanye projects new song
Trouble announce new album
DEP UK Tour
Park Reunite For New Album
Issues Vocalist Covers Timberlake
Alice in Chains sued
The Front Bottoms Album Stream
Rolex sue FTSK frontman
Yet Another QotSA Video
New Nine Inch Nails line-up
New Homewrecker Record
New The Weeknd Song
Another new MotA song
CityCop to repress debut
Holy Ghost! new song/video
Black Sabbath On CSI

» see all news

RELATED REVIEWS
DMX
Undisputed
DMX
The Best of DMX
DMX
Playlist Your Way
DMX
The Definition Of X: The Pick Of The Litter
DMX
Year of the Dog... Again
FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2013 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy

IndieClick Music Network