|Fiona Apple Arrested|
2012-09-22 by Jellingman | 92 Replies | 3143 Views
Fiona Apple has been arrested at a West Texas Border Control point for possession of tiny
amounts of marijuana and hashish on her tour bus. Possession of hashish (regardless of
quantity) is a felony according to the Texas Controlled Substance Act. She spent Wednesday
night in the country jail of Sierra Blanca.
somebody really wanted that autograph
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if she were in new york there would be no problem!!!!!
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kudos to the west texas border patrol for apprehending this obviously dangerous criminal.
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and lol texas, "we gotta keep those beaners from coming into the land we jacked from them"
I knew it would be for pot before even opening this thread lol
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A felony? Are you serious? It's hashish, not meth.
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This is ridiculous.
WHAT I NEED IS A GOOD DEFENSE
CAUSE I'M FEELIN LIKE A CRIMINAL
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tiny amount? oh come the fuck on.
where are you from, KILL?
what a babe
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this is not a very well written news post.
"WHAT I NEED IS A GOOD DEFENSE
CAUSE I'M FEELIN LIKE A CRIMINAL"
i knew when i clicked on this that at least one person would make this joke.
it's a pretty perfect joke.
she is super hot
and now she's super jail hot
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One of the top reasons i left TX
I gotta say, I didn't expect this.
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"I root for you, I love you, you, you, you, you."
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KILL is from the UK.
i prefer green crack
It's all about the blue glass man.
hmm never had it but always been a fan of blue dream
Me neither. Breaking Bad makes it look awesome though.
ohhh haha didn't catch the reference at first
yea looks scary, but at least it's 99.2% pure
As long as Texas has its priorities straight
I had the misfortune of being stopped at a checking point in texas
while tagging along with my friends band on tour and it was hellish.
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Stoned as fuck in jail
well just google image search fiona apple, there's a ton
lol is she asleep?
earl hickey would be proud of that picture.
dead ringer: http://mybrandnewlife.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/earl-mugshot.jpg
haha yea I saw that on pitchfork
sounds like something about of a law and order svu episode or something
she's smoked herself retarded.
america is a police state!!! and they want our gunz
you'd fit right in.
are you trying to say i cope well with law enforcement well thanks i do like to think i handle sticky situations quiet well, thats what da bitchez tell me
Dude our drinking age is 21 it's so dumb and arbitrary
dude that must suck holy shit i know america need to keep up with the timez, weed is legal, drugs are freedom, love is god~
In New York they even made medium to big sodas illegal like what the fuck
THEYRE TAKING YOUR FREEDOMS AWAY, RISE UP BROTHERS
soda is the last straw
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You can take away our soda, but you can never take away our freedom!!!
beer > soda
At least we don't have royalty or soccer hooligans or british pop music like swagger jacker
soda is just the beginning, de bankders put de poison in our food and water next :D
andcas thats such a fucking manly thing to say god youre such a fucking brute x
too much brute for one man.
The cherry coke at del taco was out so I had to get mr. pibb!!!!!!!!1
at least you have del taco.
dude the royalty are fine just pretend they arent there and boom theyre gone!, football holigans suck dick yea but retards will be retards if it wasnt football it'd be sumthin else and british pop can rule hard dude, jammin to squonk right now
I couldn't live without american food honestly
when british pop is bad it's fucking baaaaaaad.
what is american food? pot pies?
todd in the shadows 4 lyfe
andcas thats pop in general rly i mean yea theres fags like the ting tings but you guys have rebecca blacks and shit so its about equally chode
by american food I pretty much mean mexican food and italian food and shit, oh yeah biscuits that's american, pot pies are pretty good, pizza rolls etc
you call scones biscuits and biscuits crackers yall retarded!!!!!!!!!!!
so, you call chips crisps and fries chips, what's up with that shit
tea and crumpets. pinky extended. proper chap that kill.
You guys care way too much about tit size too
dude chips are larger and nicer than french fries and we dont call em anything french anyway cos we hate the french!!!!!!!
it's the only thing that takes their mind off the teeth.
They're called steak fries here
What do you call french toast then?
cos tit size determines how long a relationship can last with a women and andcas thats just lame come on its like me saying all americans are ignorant overweight slobs!!
you wouldn't be far off saying that in some states.
cum toast is a delicacy in newcastle so that i guess? and everything we say is right cos were english and the english language rules and we rock it hardest cos its ourz
2. Cum Toast
A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.
american food? are you fat bro, because your meal sizes are like triple australian meal sizes. And WE are the fattest nation on earth.
I'm not fat but most people are
I just mean...apart from meal sizes and less attempts to make food healthy, theres not much that seperates american food from the rest of western culture. Especially England and Australia (okay, britain also doesn't try very hard on the healthy front)
dude mexican food
well at least the censors aren't up your ass north:
Have you seen the burger king commercial with mary j blidge?
Lol well at least her mug shot was hawt and really kvlt.
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Lol well at least her mug shot was hawt and really kvlt.
I didn't realise mexican was american. I'll go tell my local Nandos and the other mexican establishment that they shouldn't exist here.
nah man I'm saying mexican food made by real mexican people ya know cuz I'm in southern california and they're right next door hoppin the fence and making me dinner
Mexican food's the best
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"hashish (regardless of quantity) is a felony according to the Texas Controlled Substance Act."
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shame on her, she needs a good slap on the wrist
so stupid... free fiona!