Fiona Apple Arrested

2012-09-22 by Jellingman | 72 Comments
Fiona Apple has been arrested at a West Texas Border Control point for possession of tiny
amounts of marijuana and hashish on her tour bus. Possession of hashish (regardless of
quantity) is a felony according to the Texas Controlled Substance Act. She spent Wednesday
night in the country jail of Sierra Blanca.
http://music.yahoo.com/news/fiona-apple-arrested-hashish-west-texas-180118912.html

Tagged: Fiona Apple

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amakir
September 22nd 2012
29 Comments


Silly Texans.

Dunpeal
September 22nd 2012
4091 Comments


somebody really wanted that autograph

KILL
September 22nd 2012
80368 Comments


fuck amercas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LifeAsAChipmunk
September 22nd 2012
4854 Comments


if she were in new york there would be no problem!!!!!

sixdegrees
September 22nd 2012
23874 Comments


kudos to the west texas border patrol for apprehending this obviously dangerous criminal.

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Dunpeal
September 22nd 2012
4091 Comments




and lol texas, "we gotta keep those beaners from coming into the land we jacked from them"

Atari
Staff Reviewer
September 22nd 2012
22397 Comments


I knew it would be for pot before even opening this thread lol

zaruyache
September 22nd 2012
16846 Comments


A felony? Are you serious? It's hashish, not meth.

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Spec
September 22nd 2012
34317 Comments


This is ridiculous.

Ignimbrite
September 22nd 2012
6158 Comments


lol

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JizzInMyPants
September 22nd 2012
2779 Comments


tiny amount? oh come the fuck on.

Puzzles
September 22nd 2012
3065 Comments


"fuck amercas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

where are you from, KILL?

aesthetics
September 22nd 2012
108 Comments


oh no

drasticaction74
September 23rd 2012
1837 Comments


what a babe

auberginedreams
September 23rd 2012
6083 Comments


this is not a very well written news post.

auberginedreams
September 23rd 2012
6083 Comments


"WHAT I NEED IS A GOOD DEFENSE
CAUSE I'M FEELIN LIKE A CRIMINAL"

i knew when i clicked on this that at least one person would make this joke.

Inveigh
September 23rd 2012
26185 Comments


she is super hot




and now she's super jail hot

Spare
September 23rd 2012
5567 Comments


FREE FIONA

steadyriot
September 23rd 2012
477 Comments


One of the top reasons i left TX

SadAndHolyGlow
September 23rd 2012
1615 Comments


I gotta say, I didn't expect this.

Spec
September 23rd 2012
34317 Comments


KILL is from the UK.

Inveigh
September 23rd 2012
26185 Comments


i prefer green crack

Spec
September 23rd 2012
34317 Comments


It's all about the blue glass man.

Inveigh
September 23rd 2012
26185 Comments


hmm never had it but always been a fan of blue dream

Spec
September 23rd 2012
34317 Comments


Me neither. Breaking Bad makes it look awesome though.

Inveigh
September 23rd 2012
26185 Comments


ohhh haha didn't catch the reference at first

yea looks scary, but at least it's 99.2% pure

CrazyFool84
September 23rd 2012
1082 Comments


As long as Texas has its priorities straight

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


She's hot

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/2012/9-21-12-fiona-apple/13820927-1-eng-US/9-21-12-Fiona-Apple_full_600.jpg

Stoned as fuck in jail

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


well just google image search fiona apple, there's a ton

Inveigh
September 23rd 2012
26185 Comments


lol is she asleep?

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


lol

Inveigh
September 23rd 2012
26185 Comments


haha yea I saw that on pitchfork


sounds like something about of a law and order svu episode or something

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


america is a police state!!! and they want our gunz

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


are you trying to say i cope well with law enforcement well thanks i do like to think i handle sticky situations quiet well, thats what da bitchez tell me

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


Dude our drinking age is 21 it's so dumb and arbitrary

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


dude that must suck holy shit i know america need to keep up with the timez, weed is legal, drugs are freedom, love is god~

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


In New York they even made medium to big sodas illegal like what the fuck

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


THEYRE TAKING YOUR FREEDOMS AWAY, RISE UP BROTHERS

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
September 23rd 2012
19975 Comments


soda is the last straw

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


You can take away our soda, but you can never take away our freedom!!!

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


At least we don't have royalty or soccer hooligans or british pop music like swagger jacker

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


soda is just the beginning, de bankders put de poison in our food and water next :D

andcas thats such a fucking manly thing to say god youre such a fucking brute x

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


The cherry coke at del taco was out so I had to get mr. pibb!!!!!!!!1

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


dude the royalty are fine just pretend they arent there and boom theyre gone!, football holigans suck dick yea but retards will be retards if it wasnt football it'd be sumthin else and british pop can rule hard dude, jammin to squonk right now

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


I couldn't live without american food honestly


KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


what is american food? pot pies?

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


todd in the shadows 4 lyfe

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


andcas thats pop in general rly i mean yea theres fags like the ting tings but you guys have rebecca blacks and shit so its about equally chode

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


by american food I pretty much mean mexican food and italian food and shit, oh yeah biscuits that's american, pot pies are pretty good, pizza rolls etc

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


you call scones biscuits and biscuits crackers yall retarded!!!!!!!!!!!

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


so, you call chips crisps and fries chips, what's up with that shit

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


You guys care way too much about tit size too

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


dude chips are larger and nicer than french fries and we dont call em anything french anyway cos we hate the french!!!!!!!

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


They're called steak fries here
What do you call french toast then?

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


cos tit size determines how long a relationship can last with a women and andcas thats just lame come on its like me saying all americans are ignorant overweight slobs!!

KILL
September 23rd 2012
80368 Comments


cum toast is a delicacy in newcastle so that i guess? and everything we say is right cos were english and the english language rules and we rock it hardest cos its ourz

Dunpeal
September 23rd 2012
4091 Comments


2. Cum Toast

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.

Captain North
September 23rd 2012
6793 Comments


american food? are you fat bro, because your meal sizes are like triple australian meal sizes. And WE are the fattest nation on earth.

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


I'm not fat but most people are

Captain North
September 23rd 2012
6793 Comments


I just mean...apart from meal sizes and less attempts to make food healthy, theres not much that seperates american food from the rest of western culture. Especially England and Australia (okay, britain also doesn't try very hard on the healthy front)

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


dude mexican food

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


Have you seen the burger king commercial with mary j blidge?


Recspecs
September 23rd 2012
9882 Comments


Lol well at least her mug shot was hawt and really kvlt.

Recspecs
September 23rd 2012
9882 Comments


Lol well at least her mug shot was hawt and really kvlt.

Captain North
September 23rd 2012
6793 Comments


I didn't realise mexican was american. I'll go tell my local Nandos and the other mexican establishment that they shouldn't exist here.

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
September 23rd 2012
54922 Comments


nah man I'm saying mexican food made by real mexican people ya know cuz I'm in southern california and they're right next door hoppin the fence and making me dinner

NightProwler
September 23rd 2012
7005 Comments


Mexican food's the best

massasarcasm
September 23rd 2012
54 Comments


"hashish (regardless of quantity) is a felony according to the Texas Controlled Substance Act."

Mannnnn.

mindleviticus
September 23rd 2012
9012 Comments


She spent

PistolPete
September 23rd 2012
4283 Comments


shame on her, she needs a good slap on the wrist

wizardbeard
September 24th 2012
5 Comments


so stupid... free fiona!



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