Why Do Birds Sing So Gay?

2012-09-04 by John Cruz | 58 Comments
Why indeed? In this reporter's eyes its because they are pissed off. And they are pissed off on what would have been the 66th Birthday of one of our most beloved gay birds of all time, one Freddie Mercury of Queen. RIP.

Freddie wasn't very pissed off when he was with us, but on his 66th B-Day the makers of everyone's favorite digital time waster is taking care of that by giving Freddie his place outside the birdcage and within the world of gaming as Freddie is transformed into a lovable but pissed off.....Angry Bird! Just see for yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et3PYo_CW-w

Looking quite dapper on the handlebars, those stupid little pigs don't stand a chance against Fred and his little bike of birdies. I think Mercury would have approved. Especially of the crown and cape.

Also in the news, to mark what would have been Freddie's 66th, surviving Queen members Brian May and Roger Taylor will host the 3rd annual benefit concert known as "Freddie For A Day." All proceeds will be donated to continuing AIDS research.

Tagged: Freddie Mercury

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fish.
September 4th 2012
22201 Comments


jesus fucking christ

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JohnXDoesn't
September 4th 2012
1287 Comments


prob should have put under queen but their is a freddy profile page so...

tried to add a pic but meh

TheFantasticDangler
September 4th 2012
1210 Comments


fuck me

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ThroneOfAgony
September 4th 2012
3485 Comments


cool

SCREAMorphine
September 4th 2012
1766 Comments


Far out

Puzzles
September 4th 2012
3065 Comments


Those bastards! What have they done? Who gave them the rights to this?!

sixdegrees
September 4th 2012
18152 Comments


what

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BrieLarson
September 4th 2012
460 Comments


the kid do it?

Recspecs
September 4th 2012
9865 Comments


Pos'd

Skoj
September 4th 2012
1382 Comments


Why is this reporter gay?

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Youtellme
September 4th 2012
1351 Comments


lol skoj

GingerJesus
September 4th 2012
80 Comments


wut

ThomasTheCure
September 4th 2012
307 Comments


it looks like we've suddenly and tragically entered the cruzpocalypse.

CrazyDiamond7
September 4th 2012
66 Comments


What is this I don't even...

awal16
September 4th 2012
218 Comments


So this is music news?

renegadestrings
September 4th 2012
1474 Comments


no seriously, who is the news moderator?

awal16
September 4th 2012
218 Comments


there is no news moderator apparently

Katechon
September 4th 2012
684 Comments


OP is a fag

Aspenshadow
September 4th 2012
313 Comments


Article of the year. Fucking lol'd.

tombits
September 4th 2012
3471 Comments


haha

tombits
September 4th 2012
3471 Comments


wait wut

PuddlesPuddles
September 4th 2012
4787 Comments


I think they should just install a John Cruz tab apart from the news section. This way those who want to read can choose to do so (inversely) and the hard news isn't buried by these write-ups.

Fieryfenderz
September 4th 2012
1510 Comments


OP is a fag [2]

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
September 4th 2012
10701 Comments


Shouldnt it be "gaily"?

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klap
Staff Reviewer
September 4th 2012
10745 Comments


the hard news lol

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Storm In A Teacup
September 4th 2012
13434 Comments


Did no one ever replace thor and I as the news mod?

John Cruz for news mod 2012

newjunkaesthetic93
September 4th 2012
1871 Comments


I find it insulting that Cruz thinks sputnikers are braindead enough to actually think his articles are funny.

Storm In A Teacup
September 4th 2012
13434 Comments


Back when we had the competition for news mod if John Cruz tried then how he is doing it now I'm pretty sure he would have beat me and thor out for the job. =D

PuddlesPuddles
September 4th 2012
4787 Comments


klap, you may find it funny but I really need to know what mountaintop the newest Northeastern post-rock album is going to be inspired by

ZenIsNotChosen
September 4th 2012
94 Comments


John Cruz fucking stop this now! This is a place where users discuss serious topics like how terrible Nickleback are and confirm how musically pretentious they are.

someguest
September 4th 2012
21942 Comments


Shit, I was laughing as I read the title.

Cruz you're a fucking trooper!

GeometricSexEd
September 4th 2012
75 Comments


Personal opinion has no place in a news article mothafuckaaaa

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J0ckstrapsFTW
September 4th 2012
3665 Comments


lolwut

MentalityOfA
September 4th 2012
1213 Comments


Lots of spam in the news section today.

wacknizzle
September 4th 2012
13734 Comments


da fug was that?

Aids
September 4th 2012
24170 Comments


haha cruz for prez

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MrElmo
September 4th 2012
1955 Comments


brilliant news!

FictionalFlames
September 4th 2012
1528 Comments


what is this i don't even

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
September 4th 2012
19375 Comments


stop approving these

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xfearbefore
September 4th 2012
1290 Comments


Funny articles aren't bad, when they're, y'know, actually funny.

counterintelligences
September 4th 2012
145 Comments


hey everyone

LudsWig
September 4th 2012
254 Comments


this is just stupid

ZilbelPing
September 4th 2012
6219 Comments


"John Cruz fucking stop this now! This is a place where users discuss serious topics like how terrible Nickleback are and confirm how musically pretentious they are."

what a faggot.

SinkToTheBeets
September 4th 2012
69 Comments


dude. just stop. for the love of god. have you ever read an actual news article in your life? no one wants to read this shit.

KnuckleChowder
September 4th 2012
157 Comments


THESE ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. FUCKING STOP.

Skoj
September 4th 2012
1382 Comments


OP is actually a faggot.

Kris.
September 4th 2012
12633 Comments


the cancer that is killing sputdick

MGMTBoys
September 4th 2012
272 Comments


I gotta say, I don't like this news post at all. I don't care for the way John Cruz or whatever his name is makes a joke out of famous musicians.

Ovrot
September 5th 2012
10583 Comments


Yeah
Im not liking these news articles at all

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Ovrot
September 5th 2012
10583 Comments


why cant you say fag

AsoTamaki
September 5th 2012
2525 Comments


John Cruz. Burned so brightly and faded out so quickly. I thought your Foo Fighters article was pretty good, but this and the others I just looked at are atrocious. Are you trying to build up a resume for your application to a new mega-site run by Perez Hilton and Ultimate-Guitar or something? Go back to being a real sputnik Emeritus, please. Out of sight, out of mind. You suck.

Spec
September 5th 2012
27545 Comments


if i write an article about these articles do you think they'll post it?

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cumverg
September 5th 2012
35 Comments


op is a fag

PuddlesPuddles
September 5th 2012
4787 Comments


Oh I see, when I try to write a news article in the style of Cruz, mine gets deleted

Fuck you sputnik, you're no fun anymore

NWOAHM666
September 5th 2012
849 Comments


OP deserves to be burned at the stake. This is degrading.

FromDaHood
September 5th 2012
9088 Comments


Happy birthday Freddie Mercury

TheSpirit
September 5th 2012
18043 Comments


Despite how gay sputnik responds to these, don't stop doing them

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lachis
September 6th 2012
240 Comments


Despite how gay sputnik responds to these, don't stop doing them [2]



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