will.i.am Claims Mars For Kids
2012-08-30 by andcas | 27 Comments
Space is known as the final frontier where we as brave
earthlings can boldly search and study all the endless
mysteries that surpass our atmosphere. Now it’s where
Black Eyed Peas member will.i.am can launch his new song
and surely bring about the first hostile alien invasion to wipe
out the entire world in the process.

It’s wonderful that even in the midst of an economic crisis an
egotistical artist can have NASA accommodate such a
remarkable landmark in exploration. Landing a rover on Mars
was nothing compared to signaling “Reaching for the Stars”
more than 300 million miles to the red surface and back in
the name of making science cool.

NASA administrator Charles Bolden boasted will.i.am’s self-proclaimed jam that’ll transcend
time and cultures by being on their playlist for aspiring travelers. The transmission premiered
Tuesday during a news conference at NASA’s laboratory in Pasadena, California to head
bobbing employees and students in attendance.

It must’ve been such an experience when the flight director started the futuristic beat and a
visual Martian presentation illuminated with the planet’s layering. Will.i.am left his historical
stamp with an uplifting message about bridging the gap between humanity and technology
that’ll inspire youth to infinity and beyond.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/29/us/mars-single/index.html
Tagged: will.i.am

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JohnXDoesn't
August 31st 2012
1283 Comments


ha thats awesome

Mickeymau5
August 31st 2012
1614 Comments


"This is the equivalent of electing a child with down syndrome to represent humanity. You picked sound that represents
the 50-55 iq underspecies instead of the works of Beethoven, Mozart.. You know, actual music that represents *human*
ingenuity and intelligence. I hope your budget gets slashed to death and you all go work for DoD."

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2012
31493 Comments


Hey this news is only 2 days old, h5!

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auberginedreams
August 31st 2012
6066 Comments


do you always have to be a cunt?

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2012
31493 Comments


Do you always have to be so sensitive?

And daft, really really daft

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 31st 2012
31493 Comments


if I could accept my own news


I hear Aaron Sorkin wrote a show about this

CutMan
August 31st 2012
1793 Comments


Fuck everyone who complains about news being old.

henryChinaski
August 31st 2012
2840 Comments


Oh man...

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Recspecs
August 31st 2012
9831 Comments


Aubers bitching as usual what else is new?

Recspecs
August 31st 2012
9831 Comments


Fuck it let's drink.

SCREAMorphine
August 31st 2012
1761 Comments


Out of all the artists in the world, this autotune junky..

Storm In A Teacup
August 31st 2012
13191 Comments


Vibrations
Magnetic energy
Light
Dark

Youtellme
August 31st 2012
1351 Comments



one small step for man, one giant leap for will.i.am.


lol Awesome.

BigBlob
August 31st 2012
1723 Comments


I wanna rock right now!

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TheLast7thVermicide
August 31st 2012
186 Comments


Lol

PuddlesPuddles
August 31st 2012
4787 Comments


I wanna I wanna




Ah these kids with their black eyed peas and their plain white peas

PuddlesPuddles
August 31st 2012
4787 Comments


I did nothing to deserve a double post

LifeAsAChipmunk
August 31st 2012
4854 Comments


"300 million miles" silly Andcas, Mars is only 49 million miles from Earth and 141 million miles from the Sun.

SaintFrancis
September 1st 2012
6 Comments


I hear Bill Nye got pissed off at this guy the other day

LifeAsAChipmunk
September 1st 2012
4854 Comments


basically tl;dr, except about the 300 million miles thing

Bill Nye is an actual scientist, maybe that's why

Mickeymau5
March 26th 2013
1614 Comments


lol

Kman418
April 21st 2013
11134 Comments


why

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demigod!
April 21st 2013
45005 Comments


Science Rules

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Storm In A Teacup
April 21st 2013
13191 Comments


Does he not know about the Phobos incident???

Mickeymau5
April 22nd 2013
1614 Comments


I always liked Beakmans world more than bill nye

YoYoMancuso
April 22nd 2013
11189 Comments


Here we have our *insert random object here* OF SCIENCE

SnakeDelilah
March 7th 2014
8734 Comments


I thought this article was going to be about Bruno Mars and will.i.am taking paternity tests, and will.i.am claimed that Mars was the father.

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