Police Invade Chesney Show
2012-08-27 by John Cruz | 42 Comments

Headlined this year by Kenny Chesney and his 'bro in country music arms Tim McGraw, The New England Country Music Festival is a tradition among music fans of New England year after year. Forget the so called tradition has just ten or so years under it's hat. Because as we all know when it comes to being country tradition is what it's all about. So we'll let them have it.

Also a tradition in country music is drinking, raising hell, smoking weed, and drinking. Beer, Daisy Dukes, 'Ol Glory, Willie Nelson blunts, and yet more Daisy Dukes. Couple that with some heartfelt cheese about freedom, romantic "together forever" songs that are really about sex, and some crap about grandma, guns, and the way things "used to be," and you've got a ready made recipe for hillbilly fun.

Unless of course a girl dies in a car crash a few years ago driving to or from said festival, and the authorities go on a freedom hating rampage as a result. Seriously guys, if you like country music avoid this festival like the plague or Bon Jovi's Lost Highway album.

Over the weekend local cops went on a killjoy festival of their own at the show arresting a whopping 101 country music fans and taking an even more whopping 466 into custody. Holy shit wtf must they have been up too? Did rap fans invade, or some other subspecies group of undesirables causing a ruckus? Nope, they did not. But that didn't stop local law enforcement from dropping the hammer.

Offenses ranged from the usual party killing charge of minors in possession of alcohol to the more fun assault and battery on a police officer. Also reported was the always popular to be arrested for at concerts drug possession, and the flashing of tits in the wrong direction. A Billy Ray Cyrus fan was also arrested for being a Billy Ray Cyrus fan.

This reporter has learned this happy crappy has been going on for at least 3 or 4 years now. Or ever since some local freedom lovers decided too much freedom is not good if someone dies. In that case sputnik music recommends these people don't leave their homes, and don't let your children leave the house. But if rednecks can't be rednecks at a redneck show, where can they be rednecks? Stay far away from this shambles, I say.

Where is Woodstock when we really need it = (

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Ire
August 26th 2012

41746 Comments


johnxdoingitlive

tarkus
August 26th 2012

5560 Comments


sweet

Mickeymau5
August 26th 2012

1614 Comments


"A Billy Ray Cyrus fan was also arrested for being a Billy Ray Cyrus fan."

I don't blame them.

GringoSuave89
August 26th 2012

1009 Comments


"Did rap fans invade, or some other subspecies group of undesirables causing a ruckus?"

Nope, just white trash acting like white trash.

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Crymsonblaze
August 26th 2012

7479 Comments


country music is awful

JohnXDoesn't
August 26th 2012

1267 Comments


plz gringo keep race out of this rap fans come in all flavors and colors

next time i will use metalheads =]

Ninjask
August 26th 2012

178 Comments


Country music doesn't suck, but everyone mentioned here does. Why do I feel no sympathy here?

newjunkaesthetic93
August 26th 2012

1871 Comments


This article is poorly written. I hate it.

Spec
August 26th 2012

27051 Comments


"Over the weekend local cops went on a killjoy festival of their own at the show arresting a whopping 101 country music fans and taking an even more whopping 466 into custody."

What a fucking waste of time, go do something productive.

chesse13
August 26th 2012

2326 Comments


Lol what the fuck

MyDearWormwood
August 26th 2012

225 Comments


FUCK IT, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH DRINKING AND LISTENING TO SOME COUNTRY. WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? BREAK
OUT THE BOOZE AND THROW IN A SIGUR ROS ALBUM?

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SIGUR ROS EITHER.

OR CAPS.




North0House2
August 26th 2012

5800 Comments


"happy crappy"
lol'd

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someguest
August 27th 2012

20234 Comments


should've written this one in Spanish, Mr. Cruz

seriously, terrible english

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eternium
August 27th 2012

16304 Comments


I hate this article.

Ninjask
August 27th 2012

178 Comments


Why, this article is awesome.

bungy
August 27th 2012

8843 Comments


eternium is offended by the lack of professionalism

JohnXDoesn't
August 27th 2012

1267 Comments


lol

JohnXDoesn't
August 27th 2012

1267 Comments


n00bs posting what all have known about me for years

"poor english" lol. yeah so now what? this took me 15min to write and post. if it had taken longer it would be just as poor =]

thats how i rolls thats how i likes it



JohnXDoesn't
August 27th 2012

1267 Comments


if you want some real lolz check out many of my reviews but honestly guys why bother?

must be a lot of miserable posters here : (


JohnXDoesn't
August 27th 2012

1267 Comments


last comment on this shit i am just going to write news and post it and not get involved in this dumb sputnik shit that has been going on for years

i write 'em you read 'em or not. don't forget to grade teh english. if you can call it that!! =]



bungy
August 27th 2012

8843 Comments


lol at people actually hating this article go outside

bungy
August 27th 2012

8843 Comments


WHERES THE INTEGRITY I DON'T LOG ON TO THIS SITE TO READ NEWS ARTICLES BY NONPROFESSIONAL MUSIC FANS WITH PERSONALITES

IT HURTS AHJDJDJDJHDKFKSJSGSD

someguest
August 27th 2012

20234 Comments


C'MON JOHN YOU KNOW I WAS JOKING

I'M HURT YOU COULDN'T TELL

Sauce
August 27th 2012

661 Comments


lol how did this get approved. these do have to be approved, right?

someguest
August 27th 2012

20234 Comments


not if you're ewhoreitus

Ire
August 27th 2012

41746 Comments


lol at people actually hating this article go outside


ye

FourthReich
August 27th 2012

17071 Comments


"country music is awful"

no

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newjunkaesthetic93
August 27th 2012

1871 Comments


He fucking died.

DevynBatchelder
August 27th 2012

48 Comments


Disappointed. When they said the Police I thought they meant the band.

Ninjask
August 27th 2012

178 Comments


They're fucking old though.

Storm In A Teacup
August 27th 2012

12687 Comments


Country is not terribad, just misoverstood.

henryChinaski
August 27th 2012

2680 Comments


cool story

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 27th 2012

30865 Comments



This article is poorly written. I hate it.


And yet it still ends up being better than half the stuff that gets posted here. Go figure

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johnnydeking29
August 27th 2012

8970 Comments


That is hilarious...but kinda scary. If this spreads to other fests...

Storm In A Teacup
August 27th 2012

12687 Comments


JohnX is Emeritus so he's not liable for what he does. He's a free man.



Pmagnum541
August 27th 2012

9 Comments


Country is white trash music.And yes i can say that because im white..no pun intended

nononsense
August 27th 2012

3322 Comments


Johnny Cash is the man. Have you heard his cover of Hurt by Nine Inch Nail? That version is fucking haunting.

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Upsidedown_and_Sideways
August 27th 2012

256 Comments


[This article is poorly written. I hate it.]

this x2

KjSwantko
August 27th 2012

9048 Comments


Article isn't funny.

Omaha
Staff Reviewer
August 27th 2012

9973 Comments


Country music's annoying, but what's even more annoying is how people perceive it. It's kinda like how people that rag on Justin Bieber are almost worse than his legitimate fans.

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Omaha
Staff Reviewer
August 27th 2012

9973 Comments


Who, Bieber?

His fans I've encountered are annoying dipshits, but we ARE in the U.S. after all. Sadly, that isn't too uncommon...

camaraderie
August 27th 2012

988 Comments


Except that the beatles are amazing and biebs is not.



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