Welp, color me surprised that this wasn't a bot post!
sounds gay, do not want.
I dont understand.
How does one play a dick-shaped record? I don't have a record player that pushes records in and out...
Digging: Jambinai - A Hermitage
This is a legendary idea.
Digging: Score One For Safety - Yoni
Omg, something gayer than Gay For Johnny Depp!
this band is actually ok
Not surprising since they've released a music video showing dick
Digging: Sonny Rollins - Saxophone Colossus
watch at your own risk
Fluttertrank has found a band he can pin his flag to.
Digging: Brockhampton - Saturation 2
Ponies and dongs my friend, ponies and dongs.
so this is what the forums cough up
Digging: Chelsea Wolfe - Hiss Spun
Nay, this is what Australia coughs up
That... that's not a unicorn horn...
Definitely weirdest vinyl I've ever seen.
I assume it doesn't play the helmet and the scrott though, they just sort of, flail around?
Looks like you can only play five inches of it.
I have no idea what this is but any news article titled "Totally unicorn 7" dick" deserves to be read
this is the top selling album on bandcamp right now wtf.
omnipanzer with the avatar of the year.
Digging: Alcian Blue - Translucent
Trying too hard.
six and a half but i always say its seven
That vinyl looks awesome
but mad chode status
"watch at your own risk"
what an oddly shaped dick.
made me giggle a lot
Weirdest band picture I've seen.
The picture of the band makes me feel uncomfortable though
Oh look, it's iwrestledabearonce's try-too-hard cousins
Yes Aaron, yes
watch at your own risk
Digging: Botanist - Collective: The Shape of He to Come
I don't know why people are acting so surprised by this. Metalcore acts trying to be all goofy, random and homoerotic is rather tired at this point. This is more of the same just with more over the top gimmicks.
Just walk away.
^ There are other bands doing shit like this?
Oh... that lame band still exists?
Just because one band takes their LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD gimmicks further doesn't mean they deserve any special attention.
But I guess that's just what they want.
Haha these guys are from my town. Heaps of fun live.
Wollongong, fuck yeah!
Honestly though, they're awesome live.
Before anyone keeps saying they're like every other faux gay metalcore band, watch this and understand that they are totally and completely above any faux metalcore band, ever.
What a stupid fucking name. I would have called them Narwhals.