Totally Unicorn 7" Dick
2012-08-06 by Aaron | 49 Comments

Straight from the horned horse's mouth:

"Its final here! The new release from Magical Animal Hardcore band TOTALLY UNICORN! 7inches is a 2 track mind fuck in vinyl form. Limited to 250 this special "dick shaped" record will be released on the 11th of October. Pre-Order now and receive a special unreleased track "Innertube". You will only be able to receive this track if you pre-order."

Available 11 October and pre-order

http://totallyunicornmusic.bandcamp.com/album/7inches-pre-order

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Band Page: Totally Unicorn

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Jom
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2012

2597 Comments


Welp, color me surprised that this wasn't a bot post!

auberginedreams
August 6th 2012

5981 Comments


sounds gay, do not want.

MichaelSnoxall
August 6th 2012

12163 Comments


lol?

BigBlob
August 6th 2012

1449 Comments


I dont understand.

InFiction
August 6th 2012

3591 Comments


What.

AtomicWaste
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2012

1918 Comments


How does one play a dick-shaped record? I don't have a record player that pushes records in and out...

Ignimbrite
August 6th 2012

5228 Comments


lolwut

North0House2
August 6th 2012

5617 Comments


This is a legendary idea.

macadoolahicky
August 6th 2012

1835 Comments


Omg, something gayer than Gay For Johnny Depp!

Hep Kat
August 6th 2012

14026 Comments


ordered

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ApplicationToHeaven
August 6th 2012

1550 Comments


this band is actually ok

Owantjaaaa
August 6th 2012

2805 Comments


Not surprising since they've released a music video showing dick

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Fieryfenderz
August 6th 2012

1375 Comments


wat

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Owantjaaaa
August 6th 2012

2805 Comments


watch at your own risk
http://vimeo.com/21252365

Fluttertrank
August 6th 2012

16979 Comments


what the fuck is this?!?!!?

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omnipanzer
August 6th 2012

21391 Comments


Fluttertrank has found a band he can pin his flag to.

Fluttertrank
August 6th 2012

16979 Comments


yeah man, i've been looking for a band like this forever man

omnipanzer
August 6th 2012

21391 Comments


Ponies and dongs my friend, ponies and dongs.

cvlts
August 6th 2012

8917 Comments


so this is what the forums cough up

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Captain North
August 6th 2012

6743 Comments


Nay, this is what Australia coughs up

Fieryfenderz
August 6th 2012

1375 Comments


That... that's not a unicorn horn...

wacknizzle
August 6th 2012

11949 Comments


http://f0.bcbits.com/z/24/06/2406598991-1.jpg

Definitely weirdest vinyl I've ever seen.

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SleepyJack
August 6th 2012

198 Comments


I assume it doesn't play the helmet and the scrott though, they just sort of, flail around?

deathofasalesman
August 6th 2012

5747 Comments


Looks like you can only play five inches of it.

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Synthestration
August 6th 2012

61 Comments


I have no idea what this is but any news article titled "Totally unicorn 7" dick" deserves to be read

RosaParks
August 6th 2012

14592 Comments


why

auberginedreams
August 6th 2012

5981 Comments


this is the top selling album on bandcamp right now wtf.

Recspecs
August 6th 2012

9811 Comments


omnipanzer with the avatar of the year.

sixdegrees
August 6th 2012

15785 Comments


.....

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AStableReference
August 6th 2012

1826 Comments


Trying too hard.

GhettoHmbrglr
August 6th 2012

532 Comments


six and a half but i always say its seven

MMX
August 6th 2012

4649 Comments


That vinyl looks awesome
but mad chode status

cliiint
August 6th 2012

457 Comments


"watch at your own risk"

what an oddly shaped dick.

Spare
August 6th 2012

5223 Comments


made me giggle a lot

ConcubinaryCode
August 6th 2012

1850 Comments


Weirdest band picture I've seen.

bowiefanman69
August 6th 2012

24 Comments


The picture of the band makes me feel uncomfortable though

BaseballJames
August 6th 2012

368 Comments


Oh look, it's iwrestledabearonce's try-too-hard cousins

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2012

30315 Comments


Yes Aaron, yes

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dbizzles
August 7th 2012

271 Comments


watch at your own risk
http://vimeo.com/21252365

FUCK

AStableReference
August 7th 2012

1826 Comments


I don't know why people are acting so surprised by this. Metalcore acts trying to be all goofy, random and homoerotic is rather tired at this point. This is more of the same just with more over the top gimmicks.

Just walk away.

dbizzles
August 7th 2012

271 Comments


^ There are other bands doing shit like this?

AStableReference
August 7th 2012

1826 Comments


http://static.merchnow.com/images/17126/470x470.jpeg


dbizzles
August 7th 2012

271 Comments


Oh... that lame band still exists?

AStableReference
August 7th 2012

1826 Comments


Just because one band takes their LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD gimmicks further doesn't mean they deserve any special attention.

But I guess that's just what they want.

baldymort
August 7th 2012

660 Comments


Haha these guys are from my town. Heaps of fun live.

Aaron
August 7th 2012

651 Comments


Wollongong, fuck yeah!

Honestly though, they're awesome live.

moose1992
August 7th 2012

50 Comments


Before anyone keeps saying they're like every other faux gay metalcore band, watch this and understand that they are totally and completely above any faux metalcore band, ever.

http://youtu.be/zF_WvWzEQR4



Fluttertrank
August 7th 2012

16979 Comments


wait a second? is fucking Tim from Underoath omg rofl

LasNoches
August 7th 2012

35 Comments


What a stupid fucking name. I would have called them Narwhals.



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