Totally Unicorn 7" Dick

2012-08-06 by Aaron | 43 Comments
Straight from the horned horse's mouth:

"Its final here! The new release from Magical Animal Hardcore band TOTALLY UNICORN! 7inches is a 2 track mind fuck in vinyl form. Limited to 250 this special "dick shaped" record will be released on the 11th of October. Pre-Order now and receive a special unreleased track "Innertube". You will only be able to receive this track if you pre-order."

Available 11 October and pre-order

http://totallyunicornmusic.bandcamp.com/album/7inches-pre-order

Tagged: Totally Unicorn

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Jom
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2012
2856 Comments


Welp, color me surprised that this wasn't a bot post!

auberginedreams
August 6th 2012
6081 Comments


sounds gay, do not want.

BigBlob
August 6th 2012
1968 Comments


I dont understand.

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InFiction
August 6th 2012
3819 Comments


What.

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AtomicWaste
Moderator
August 6th 2012
2265 Comments


How does one play a dick-shaped record? I don't have a record player that pushes records in and out...

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Ignimbrite
August 6th 2012
5891 Comments


lolwut

North0House2
August 6th 2012
5933 Comments


This is a legendary idea.

macadoolahicky
August 6th 2012
1835 Comments


Omg, something gayer than Gay For Johnny Depp!

ApplicationToHeaven
August 6th 2012
1566 Comments


this band is actually ok

Owantjaaaa
August 6th 2012
3631 Comments


Not surprising since they've released a music video showing dick

Fieryfenderz
August 6th 2012
1705 Comments


wat

Owantjaaaa
August 6th 2012
3631 Comments


watch at your own risk
http://vimeo.com/21252365

omnipanzer
August 6th 2012
21770 Comments


Fluttertrank has found a band he can pin his flag to.

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omnipanzer
August 6th 2012
21770 Comments


Ponies and dongs my friend, ponies and dongs.

cvlts
August 6th 2012
9260 Comments


so this is what the forums cough up

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Captain North
August 6th 2012
6793 Comments


Nay, this is what Australia coughs up

Fieryfenderz
August 6th 2012
1705 Comments


That... that's not a unicorn horn...

wacknizzle
August 6th 2012
14197 Comments


http://f0.bcbits.com/z/24/06/2406598991-1.jpg

Definitely weirdest vinyl I've ever seen.

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SleepyJack
August 6th 2012
201 Comments


I assume it doesn't play the helmet and the scrott though, they just sort of, flail around?

deathofasalesman
August 6th 2012
6042 Comments


Looks like you can only play five inches of it.

Synthestration
August 6th 2012
61 Comments


I have no idea what this is but any news article titled "Totally unicorn 7" dick" deserves to be read

auberginedreams
August 6th 2012
6081 Comments


this is the top selling album on bandcamp right now wtf.

Recspecs
August 6th 2012
9867 Comments


omnipanzer with the avatar of the year.

sixdegrees
August 6th 2012
19817 Comments


.....

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AStableReference
August 6th 2012
2195 Comments


Trying too hard.

GhettoHmbrglr
August 6th 2012
770 Comments


six and a half but i always say its seven

MMX
August 6th 2012
4990 Comments


That vinyl looks awesome
but mad chode status

cliiint
August 6th 2012
978 Comments


"watch at your own risk"

what an oddly shaped dick.

Spare
August 6th 2012
5567 Comments


made me giggle a lot

ConcubinaryCode
August 6th 2012
2991 Comments


Weirdest band picture I've seen.

bowiefanman69
August 6th 2012
24 Comments


The picture of the band makes me feel uncomfortable though

BaseballJames
August 6th 2012
389 Comments


Oh look, it's iwrestledabearonce's try-too-hard cousins

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2012
32190 Comments


Yes Aaron, yes

dbizzles
August 7th 2012
1805 Comments


watch at your own risk
http://vimeo.com/21252365

FUCK

AStableReference
August 7th 2012
2195 Comments


I don't know why people are acting so surprised by this. Metalcore acts trying to be all goofy, random and homoerotic is rather tired at this point. This is more of the same just with more over the top gimmicks.

Just walk away.

dbizzles
August 7th 2012
1805 Comments


^ There are other bands doing shit like this?

AStableReference
August 7th 2012
2195 Comments


http://static.merchnow.com/images/17126/470x470.jpeg


dbizzles
August 7th 2012
1805 Comments


Oh... that lame band still exists?

AStableReference
August 7th 2012
2195 Comments


Just because one band takes their LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD gimmicks further doesn't mean they deserve any special attention.

But I guess that's just what they want.

baldymort
August 7th 2012
821 Comments


Haha these guys are from my town. Heaps of fun live.

Aaron
August 7th 2012
657 Comments


Wollongong, fuck yeah!

Honestly though, they're awesome live.

moose1992
August 7th 2012
50 Comments


Before anyone keeps saying they're like every other faux gay metalcore band, watch this and understand that they are totally and completely above any faux metalcore band, ever.

http://youtu.be/zF_WvWzEQR4



LasNoches
August 7th 2012
35 Comments


What a stupid fucking name. I would have called them Narwhals.



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