|Totally Unicorn 7" Dick|
2012-08-06 by Aaron | 49 Replies | 2966 Views
Straight from the horned horse's mouth:
"Its final here! The new release from Magical Animal Hardcore band TOTALLY UNICORN! 7inches is a 2 track mind fuck in vinyl form. Limited to 250 this special "dick shaped" record will be released on the 11th of October. Pre-Order now and receive a special unreleased track "Innertube". You will only be able to receive this track if you pre-order."
Available 11 October and pre-order
Welp, color me surprised that this wasn't a bot post!
sounds gay, do not want.
I dont understand.
Digging: Slayer - Reign in Blood
Digging: Childish Gambino - Because The Internet
How does one play a dick-shaped record? I don't have a record player that pushes records in and out...
Digging: David Maxim Micic - Bilo 3.0
This is a legendary idea.
Digging: SORNE - Ego Altar
Omg, something gayer than Gay For Johnny Depp!
Digging: Self Defense Family - Try Me
this band is actually ok
Not surprising since they've released a music video showing dick
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watch at your own risk
what the fuck is this?!?!!?
Digging: Wolfheart - Winterborn
Fluttertrank has found a band he can pin his flag to.
yeah man, i've been looking for a band like this forever man
Ponies and dongs my friend, ponies and dongs.
so this is what the forums cough up
Nay, this is what Australia coughs up
That... that's not a unicorn horn...
Definitely weirdest vinyl I've ever seen.
Digging: Sigur Ros - Ágætis Byrjun
I assume it doesn't play the helmet and the scrott though, they just sort of, flail around?
Looks like you can only play five inches of it.
I have no idea what this is but any news article titled "Totally unicorn 7" dick" deserves to be read
this is the top selling album on bandcamp right now wtf.
omnipanzer with the avatar of the year.
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Trying too hard.
six and a half but i always say its seven
That vinyl looks awesome
but mad chode status
Digging: Kanye West - Yeezus
"watch at your own risk"
what an oddly shaped dick.
made me giggle a lot
Weirdest band picture I've seen.
The picture of the band makes me feel uncomfortable though
Oh look, it's iwrestledabearonce's try-too-hard cousins
Yes Aaron, yes
Digging: Logos - Cold Mission
watch at your own risk
I don't know why people are acting so surprised by this. Metalcore acts trying to be all goofy, random and homoerotic is rather tired at this point. This is more of the same just with more over the top gimmicks.
Just walk away.
^ There are other bands doing shit like this?
Oh... that lame band still exists?
Just because one band takes their LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD gimmicks further doesn't mean they deserve any special attention.
But I guess that's just what they want.
Haha these guys are from my town. Heaps of fun live.
Wollongong, fuck yeah!
Honestly though, they're awesome live.
Before anyone keeps saying they're like every other faux gay metalcore band, watch this and understand that they are totally and completely above any faux metalcore band, ever.
wait a second? is fucking Tim from Underoath omg rofl
What a stupid fucking name. I would have called them Narwhals.