Totally Unicorn 7" Dick
2012-08-06 by Aaron | 46 Comments
Straight from the horned horse's mouth:

"Its final here! The new release from Magical Animal Hardcore band TOTALLY UNICORN! 7inches is a 2 track mind fuck in vinyl form. Limited to 250 this special "dick shaped" record will be released on the 11th of October. Pre-Order now and receive a special unreleased track "Innertube". You will only be able to receive this track if you pre-order."

Available 11 October and pre-order

http://totallyunicornmusic.bandcamp.com/album/7inches-pre-order
Tagged: Totally Unicorn

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Jom
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2012
2711 Comments


Welp, color me surprised that this wasn't a bot post!

auberginedreams
August 6th 2012
6077 Comments


sounds gay, do not want.

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MichaelSnoxall
August 6th 2012
12163 Comments


lol?

BigBlob
August 6th 2012
1727 Comments


I dont understand.

InFiction
August 6th 2012
3713 Comments


What.

AtomicWaste
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2012
2043 Comments


How does one play a dick-shaped record? I don't have a record player that pushes records in and out...

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Ignimbrite
August 6th 2012
5499 Comments


lolwut

North0House2
August 6th 2012
5889 Comments


This is a legendary idea.

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macadoolahicky
August 6th 2012
1835 Comments


Omg, something gayer than Gay For Johnny Depp!

Hep Kat
August 6th 2012
15399 Comments


ordered

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ApplicationToHeaven
August 6th 2012
1564 Comments


this band is actually ok

Owantjaaaa
August 6th 2012
3404 Comments


Not surprising since they've released a music video showing dick

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Fieryfenderz
August 6th 2012
1484 Comments


wat

Owantjaaaa
August 6th 2012
3404 Comments


watch at your own risk
http://vimeo.com/21252365

omnipanzer
August 6th 2012
21660 Comments


Fluttertrank has found a band he can pin his flag to.

omnipanzer
August 6th 2012
21660 Comments


Ponies and dongs my friend, ponies and dongs.

cvlts
August 6th 2012
8985 Comments


so this is what the forums cough up

Captain North
August 6th 2012
6792 Comments


Nay, this is what Australia coughs up

Fieryfenderz
August 6th 2012
1484 Comments


That... that's not a unicorn horn...

wacknizzle
August 6th 2012
13683 Comments


http://f0.bcbits.com/z/24/06/2406598991-1.jpg

Definitely weirdest vinyl I've ever seen.

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SleepyJack
August 6th 2012
198 Comments


I assume it doesn't play the helmet and the scrott though, they just sort of, flail around?

deathofasalesman
August 6th 2012
5870 Comments


Looks like you can only play five inches of it.

Synthestration
August 6th 2012
61 Comments


I have no idea what this is but any news article titled "Totally unicorn 7" dick" deserves to be read

RosaParks
August 6th 2012
15047 Comments


why

auberginedreams
August 6th 2012
6077 Comments


this is the top selling album on bandcamp right now wtf.

Recspecs
August 6th 2012
9831 Comments


omnipanzer with the avatar of the year.

sixdegrees
August 6th 2012
17710 Comments


.....

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AStableReference
August 6th 2012
2065 Comments


Trying too hard.

GhettoHmbrglr
August 6th 2012
608 Comments


six and a half but i always say its seven

MMX
August 6th 2012
4863 Comments


That vinyl looks awesome
but mad chode status

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cliiint
August 6th 2012
671 Comments


"watch at your own risk"

what an oddly shaped dick.

Spare
August 6th 2012
5449 Comments


made me giggle a lot

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ConcubinaryCode
August 6th 2012
2170 Comments


Weirdest band picture I've seen.

bowiefanman69
August 6th 2012
24 Comments


The picture of the band makes me feel uncomfortable though

BaseballJames
August 6th 2012
376 Comments


Oh look, it's iwrestledabearonce's try-too-hard cousins

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 7th 2012
31620 Comments


Yes Aaron, yes

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dbizzles
August 7th 2012
325 Comments


watch at your own risk
http://vimeo.com/21252365

FUCK

AStableReference
August 7th 2012
2065 Comments


I don't know why people are acting so surprised by this. Metalcore acts trying to be all goofy, random and homoerotic is rather tired at this point. This is more of the same just with more over the top gimmicks.

Just walk away.

dbizzles
August 7th 2012
325 Comments


^ There are other bands doing shit like this?

AStableReference
August 7th 2012
2065 Comments


http://static.merchnow.com/images/17126/470x470.jpeg


dbizzles
August 7th 2012
325 Comments


Oh... that lame band still exists?

AStableReference
August 7th 2012
2065 Comments


Just because one band takes their LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD gimmicks further doesn't mean they deserve any special attention.

But I guess that's just what they want.

baldymort
August 7th 2012
786 Comments


Haha these guys are from my town. Heaps of fun live.

Aaron
August 7th 2012
652 Comments


Wollongong, fuck yeah!

Honestly though, they're awesome live.

moose1992
August 7th 2012
50 Comments


Before anyone keeps saying they're like every other faux gay metalcore band, watch this and understand that they are totally and completely above any faux metalcore band, ever.

http://youtu.be/zF_WvWzEQR4



LasNoches
August 7th 2012
35 Comments


What a stupid fucking name. I would have called them Narwhals.



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