Welp, color me surprised that this wasn't a bot post!
sounds gay, do not want.
I dont understand.
How does one play a dick-shaped record? I don't have a record player that pushes records in and out...
This is a legendary idea.
Digging: Horseback - Piedmont Apocrypha
Omg, something gayer than Gay For Johnny Depp!
Digging: Fucked Up - Year of the Dragon
this band is actually ok
Not surprising since they've released a music video showing dick
Digging: Koan Sound - Funk Blaster
Digging: The Delicious Bread Collection - Make Love Wheat Bread
watch at your own risk
what the fuck is this?!?!!?
Digging: Xanthochroid - Blessed He With Boils
Fluttertrank has found a band he can pin his flag to.
yeah man, i've been looking for a band like this forever man
Ponies and dongs my friend, ponies and dongs.
so this is what the forums cough up
Digging: Pedro the Lion - It's Hard To Find A Friend
Nay, this is what Australia coughs up
That... that's not a unicorn horn...
Definitely weirdest vinyl I've ever seen.
Digging: Lord Mantis - Death Mask
I assume it doesn't play the helmet and the scrott though, they just sort of, flail around?
Looks like you can only play five inches of it.
Digging: Bango Skank - Demo
I have no idea what this is but any news article titled "Totally unicorn 7" dick" deserves to be read
this is the top selling album on bandcamp right now wtf.
omnipanzer with the avatar of the year.
Digging: Tam Tam - Polarize
Trying too hard.
six and a half but i always say its seven
That vinyl looks awesome
but mad chode status
"watch at your own risk"
what an oddly shaped dick.
made me giggle a lot
Weirdest band picture I've seen.
The picture of the band makes me feel uncomfortable though
Oh look, it's iwrestledabearonce's try-too-hard cousins
Yes Aaron, yes
Digging: L'Orange - The Orchid Days
watch at your own risk
I don't know why people are acting so surprised by this. Metalcore acts trying to be all goofy, random and homoerotic is rather tired at this point. This is more of the same just with more over the top gimmicks.
Just walk away.
^ There are other bands doing shit like this?
Oh... that lame band still exists?
Just because one band takes their LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD gimmicks further doesn't mean they deserve any special attention.
But I guess that's just what they want.
Haha these guys are from my town. Heaps of fun live.
Wollongong, fuck yeah!
Honestly though, they're awesome live.
Before anyone keeps saying they're like every other faux gay metalcore band, watch this and understand that they are totally and completely above any faux metalcore band, ever.
wait a second? is fucking Tim from Underoath omg rofl
What a stupid fucking name. I would have called them Narwhals.