Pitbull Contest Goes Awry

2012-07-04 by andcas | 58 Comments
Miami rapper Pitbull, real name Armando Pérez, could be sent
packing to a remote Alaskan island if the public has their
way. An online campaign has been started up to accomplish
the mission of exiling Mr. Worldwide to the city of Kodiak. It’s
an elaborate prank in response to Walmart launching a
contest that will send him to whichever store has the most
Facebook likes at the end.

The movement sparked by a writer at SomethingAwful has
made its rounds across the Internet and elicited some very
passionate supporters. Pitbull may soon regret going on
record with "Wherever the fans want to have a party, I will be
there” since the desired location has a substantial lead. If
anyone would like to aid in the noble cause they may do so
by clicking on the link given below.

www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/exilepitbull-send-pitbull-kodiak-alaska-2953222.html

Tagged: Pitbull

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johnnyblaze
July 4th 2012
2974 Comments


this is pretty hilarious. the walmart store in alaska posted this pic a couple days ago:
http://imgur.com/3HHKI



Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
July 4th 2012
55299 Comments


Send this mexican back to cuba so we don't have to hear him any more

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Recspecs
July 4th 2012
9882 Comments


Send this mexican back to cuba so we don't have to hear him any more [2]

Lol this is pretty funny, but I don't care enough to vote or whatever.

paxman
July 4th 2012
4084 Comments


Everything about Pit Bull is awry

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
July 4th 2012
55299 Comments


I've never met anyone old enough to go to da club that listens to club music

Gyromania
July 4th 2012
23051 Comments


Lol! This is awesome.

sixdegrees
July 4th 2012
24866 Comments


yes, send him far, far away

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toolpeth182
July 4th 2012
197 Comments


imgurians made this happen. i love them for it.

Gyromania
July 4th 2012
23051 Comments


His picture alone makes him look like a douchebag posing as upper class.

TooLateToGoBack
July 4th 2012
1952 Comments


this fucker needs to be sent far, far away.

Recspecs
July 4th 2012
9882 Comments


"I've never met anyone who liked this guy."

LOL he is unfortunately well liked in my area.

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
July 4th 2012
55299 Comments


The only person I know that likes pitbull is this guy that invites underage girls to his parties and fucks them when they're all liquored up
This is his target audience I'm assuming

Devastator
July 4th 2012
3416 Comments


Lol it's like when Detroit protested Nickleback performing at halftime on thanksgiving. Hope they send him there and he gets eaten by a bear or shot by the Palins.

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ncguitar
July 4th 2012
2601 Comments


¡Dale!

Dolving999
July 4th 2012
1765 Comments


Orale chingo!
Send him to Sarah Palin lol

Recspecs
July 4th 2012
9882 Comments


BLANCO

Tyler.
July 4th 2012
13479 Comments


he made an MIB song that was all about himself.

isn't that what the movie is about?

MarvinLapsus
July 4th 2012
135 Comments


Just to an Alaskan island? Bah.

Emim
July 4th 2012
27542 Comments


is there a wal mart in low orbit? let's send him there

MarvinLapsus
July 4th 2012
135 Comments


@Emim: Yeah, this is the first time I wish a mega-corporation takes over space. Not really, he'd try to record a DVD of that party and it will surely sell quite well.

Emim
July 4th 2012
27542 Comments


i'd pay to watch his lungs implode en espanol

MarvinLapsus
July 4th 2012
135 Comments


Pagaría para ver explotar sus pulmones in English.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
July 4th 2012
32190 Comments


I think the original contest is even more hilarious. Want to know if you have career cancer? People are voting as to which Wal Mart you're going to perform at

KILL
July 4th 2012
80846 Comments


oh

haydenslame
July 4th 2012
352 Comments


haha

Chrisjon89
July 4th 2012
3833 Comments


I used to dismiss him too but then I realised he's brilliant.

"Me not workin' hard, yeah right picture that with a Kodak.
Better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak!
Took my life from negative to positive..."

The first couple hundred times you hear or read that, you think that's awful. But when you look beneath the surface it's genius. He rhymes Kodak with itself for emphasis - makes the listener think of photo film. This sets up the next line which is negative to positive - a subtle and clever reference to developing photos in the pre-digital camera days.

OnlyAnchors
July 4th 2012
866 Comments


^ 3advanced5me man. so deep

Apollo
July 4th 2012
10670 Comments


Chrisjon89 bringing the lulz

McAlmonds
July 5th 2012
81 Comments


Time to open up a walmart in Kabul!

Prince1993
July 5th 2012
553 Comments


Send him in the space, so that he can scream ''Mr. Worldwide'' loud as he can

McAlmonds
July 5th 2012
81 Comments


Time to open up a walmart in Kabul!

Chrisjon89
July 5th 2012
3833 Comments


yeh you can't really call yourself Mr. Worldwide legitmately and then complain when some cheeky internet folk come together and send you to Alaska. besides, i'm assuming he's already been there since he's touched down and hit home runs everywhere. and been to places he can't pronounce and didn't know existed, like Philadelphia.

Puzzles
July 5th 2012
3065 Comments


Now we'll see if he's really Mr Worldwide. Motherfucker.

ILikeYoyos1
July 5th 2012
84 Comments


ese pato lo deberian matar. ====>Not google translated and completely true

anarchistfish
July 5th 2012
25998 Comments


reminds me of that justin bieber north korea thing

Spluger
July 5th 2012
1731 Comments


Toooooooo awesome.

defjaw83
July 5th 2012
1803 Comments


I despise this guy and it makes me hate humanity that he's famous

johnnydeking29
July 5th 2012
11411 Comments


Haha fuckin classic

AsoTamaki
July 5th 2012
2525 Comments


Man. The Internet is so dumb.

anarchistfish
July 5th 2012
25998 Comments


Coming from you

Scoot
July 5th 2012
18750 Comments


they should send him to the walmart in siberia

omnipanzer
July 5th 2012
21816 Comments


Read this on SA the other day, I think it's hysterical.

KageUsagi
July 5th 2012
18 Comments


This is the best news ever.


Da11thMytrillSphere
July 5th 2012
545 Comments


Look the positive side. At least you don't live in a latin america country, this guy and other artists with similar acts are popular among the junkies, whores and people with some sort of mental illness.



Demonicgman
July 5th 2012
417 Comments


I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Maybe too much.

bloc
July 5th 2012
43562 Comments


gon be polar bears and seals up in this bitch

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taxidermist
July 5th 2012
7234 Comments


Can't believe I share the same name as this guy.

BallsToTheWall
July 5th 2012
48093 Comments


Send Pitbull to the Mountains of Madness. He will appear to see Cthulhu, be driven batshit and his existence will buried without a trace.

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iambandersnatch
July 5th 2012
1751 Comments


Every time I see Pitbull I want to punch that face. He is like 5'4 or something and tries to act like he's this big tough sexy guy with how he acts, the smirks and eyebrow raises etc.

It's the most absurd thing ever basically. So I endorse this.

BallsToTheWall
July 6th 2012
48093 Comments


pitbull vs the old ones motherfucker

HalfManHalfAmazing
July 9th 2012
1847 Comments


this isnt news and i knew this would be an andcas submission

Spec
July 17th 2012
34767 Comments


It actually worked. Pitbull is heading off to Kodiak, Alaska.

wabbit
July 17th 2012
7058 Comments


I hate him because he has ruined two perfectly good Enrique songs

Spec
July 17th 2012
34767 Comments


Guess you might want proof.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/07/17/remote-alaska-walmart-wins-visit-with-pitbull/

Satellite
July 17th 2012
25477 Comments


Send this mexican back to cuba so we don't have to hear him any more

hahahaha

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Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
July 17th 2012
55299 Comments


gr8 joke I'm so proud

Satellite
July 30th 2012
25477 Comments


http://gawker.com/5930334/in-victory-for-the-internet-pitbull-visits-alaska-receives-gift-of-bear-spray

this is pretty awesome. i have a lot of respect for this dude after how good of a sport he was about this.

bloc
July 30th 2012
43562 Comments


Hell, I'd love to visit Alaska, let alone perform there.



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