The Locust album info

2012-06-27 by I\'ve wasted my life on mediocre punk | 21 Comments
San Diego grindcore outfit The Locust have released information on their upcoming album Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs, which is a compilation featuring 44 rare songs.
The album will be released on july 31st and is up for pre-order at record label Epitaph:
http://kingsroadmerch.com/epitaph-records/?id=1174
Tracklisting:

1 How to Become a Virgin – 0:49
2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? – 0:58
3 Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur – 0:52
4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed – 0:36
5 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office – 0:50
6 Perils of Believing in Round Squares – 0:58
7 Flash’s Theme – 0:57
8 Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe – 0:50
9 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs – 0:39
10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine – 0:43
11 Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby – 0:44
12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia – 1:06
13 Flight of the Wounded Locust – 2:38
14 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed – 0:42
15 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case – 0:35
16 This Is Radio Surgery – 0:41
17 Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition – 0:45
18 Sever the Toes – 0:54
19 Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle – 1:00
20 Moth-Eaten Deer Head – 1:13
21 Brand New Set of Teeth – 0:39
22 How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector – 0:42
23 Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth – 0:47
24 Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) – 0:30
25 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) – 0:33
26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees – 0:46
27 Straight from the Horse’s Mouth – 1:12
28 An Extra Piece of Dead Meat – 0:39
29 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys – 1:06
30 Backbones of Jack Asses – 1:26
31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality – 0:38
32 Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour – 0:43
33 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family – 0:59
34 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) – 0:49
35 Kill Roger Hedgecock – 0:48
36 Hairspray Suppository – 0:50
37 Cattle Mutilation – 0:28
38 Prepare to Qualify – 0:34
39 Pain Reliever – 0:31
40 Off by a Long Shot – 0:43
41 No. 99 – 0:32
42 Head Hits Concrete – 0:49
43 Ass Gravity – 0:39
44 Keep Off the Tracks – 1:21

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Kris.
June 27th 2012
14351 Comments


woa badass

Calc
Contributing Reviewer
June 27th 2012
15677 Comments


this is the band I torture my fiance with when's she's pissing me off in the car. and soon I shall have more

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Colliiiin
June 27th 2012
683 Comments


DAMN. Thought this was gonna be a new album, regardless shit sounds inriguing.

owen
June 27th 2012
4844 Comments


you are awful

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owen
June 27th 2012
4844 Comments


thanks

FlyntFlossy
June 27th 2012
86 Comments


Suck a monkey

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
June 27th 2012
55074 Comments


Damn I was hoping this would be new album news but I know they are still on hiatus and were working on something like this
Still cool

KILL
June 27th 2012
80801 Comments


joke band?

mindleviticus
June 27th 2012
9076 Comments


new erections was beast, can't wait

eternium
June 27th 2012
16354 Comments


I don't really consider a compilation to be an album..

Band rules anyway.

eternium
June 27th 2012
16354 Comments


"false pv" implies that the band is trying to be pv.

eternium
June 27th 2012
16354 Comments


Because you certainly do know.

WeepingBanana
June 27th 2012
10460 Comments


plague soundscapes rules

Buzzkillr
June 27th 2012
1541 Comments


44 tracks, imokwiththis.jpg

Iamthe Nightstars
June 27th 2012
2656 Comments


Too bad we're not going to hear anything new from them again.

KILL
June 27th 2012
80801 Comments


joke band???????????????????????????????????????

DeafMetal
June 27th 2012
8596 Comments


band releases 30 second songs and is still a huge waste of time

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
June 27th 2012
55074 Comments


They are gr8

Imperial
June 27th 2012
1768 Comments


Fuck I wanted some new shit.

Ending
June 28th 2012
2175 Comments


Potato you kind of almost have more comments than Balls does.

I've gotta say man, I'm impressed.

PleasantBusiness
June 28th 2012
19 Comments


Fucking yes.



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