couldn't get through the whole thing
oh god, why?
Digging: Esplendor Geometrico - EG-1
this is seriously the worst fucking band
finally my girlfriend has some thing to sing along to between all the screaming and double bass
ya fuck what they say gurl
holy fuck that was bad
atleast this band use to be catchy, that was the worst thing ive ever heard.
this shit sucks big time.
and here I thought they couldn't sink any lower.
it's like they know they're bad and they just don't care
What is this?
No scenecore thread would ever be complete without a Snide comment.
Now all we need is Gabe up in here.
ban whichever mod keeps posting these awful bands as news. Most sputnik users demonstrably do not like
or care about bands like this. Headlines like this make the website look trashy.
EDIT: poster of this article is obviously a troll. Posting articles about bad bands for the 'lol'
factor isn't interesting. Who cares.
I was so transfixed by how awful that was. Truly amazing. It's like they try to suck as much ass as they possibly can.
"ban whichever mod keeps posting these awful bands as news. Most sputnik users demonstrably do not like
or care about bands like this. Headlines like this make the website look trashy."
There are a lot of visitors to the site that aren't users, and might care about this sort of thing. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't news.
And seriously, let us have our fun.
no cuz gabe is a hip hop swami or something now
Digging: Bad Suns - Disappear Here
What? The clean singer isn't 100% drowned in autotune? Damn.
But yeah, this is pretty fucking bad. All the editing is awful and annoying. Nah, who am I kidding. The whole song is dreadfull.
haha, the worst...
why is the headline written like that?
Terrible fucking band.
Digging: Toby Driver - Madonnawhore
if converge made this it would be SOTY
This is better than Attack! Attack! and Asking Alexandria.
Doesn't say much though
Digging: Nickelus F and Shawn Kemp - Trick Dice
sorry, wrong attack attack
eeh? i used to have a small soft spot for some of this bands stuff and infamous was ok really.. but what is this garbitch! This isn't just bad its Vampires Everywhere! bad!
yeah i couldn't get through the whole song
"if converge made this it would be SOTY"
worst post 2012
Just what I expected, complete shit.
You know your post-hardcore band sucks ass when it sounds more like shitty dance music (is there any other kind?) than post-hardcore. Terrible.
FUCK WHAT EVA THEY SAY GIRL
They be swaggin hard
Oh god, not these guys again.
The definitive guilty pleasure band for me, but I'll say this wasn't very good.
The autotune guy is at least catchy usually.
Ever played Silent Hill?
this is not better than asking alexandria lmao
Lol this is in no way better than attack attack or asking alexandria
Why are some people allowed access to the internet
for the same reason bands like abandon all ships sell albums
Saw the most scene kids I've ever seen today. Typical scene guy, with typical scene hair and a BVB tee. But the kicker, the real jam of it all, was his girlfriend was actually wearing some kind of dollar store black veil. Why I had the sudden urge to shoot up the whole food court, I do not know, but it was there nevertheless.
Apparently they still come out of their Wrong Turn like radiation shacks, from time to time.
Too much swag kids running around lately, way more than these sceeeenieeesss
Swagsters seem to be the new scene now.
like anyone expected better.
The kids in my city are either rediculously bad at looking scene kids, or browsers. Or like andcas said, the wave of scene kids that are now annoying Starbucks frequenting hipsters.
I still think the term 'hipster' is becoming one of the most misused generalizations.
My hipster classmates are really chill, smart, and for some reason, love hip-hop - they have a lot of Black friends too.
'I still think the term 'hipster' is becoming one of the most misused generalizations.'
If you think that's bad, think about the words Emo and Irony. Irony is so constantly misused it's ridiculous.
on the last album it was at least funny, this is just sad
Holy crap, I love that song like so much!
We actually dissected that song in like 7th grade - my teacher used it to teach my class the difference between bad luck and irony. He explained that the singer already knew that most of it wasn't irony and she did it on purpose. The lines "Isn't it ironic, a little too ironic" and "Who would have thought? It figures." are ironically two of the few ironic lines in the song Ironic. See what I did there?
Yep, you nailed it on the frosted tip Chipmunk.
Also, it seems like everyone's definition of hipster is different. There's just so many ways to interpet it now, it almost seems pointless. As far as what I beleive it means, it's a subculture that has existed forever. Why there's an epidemic of idiots throwing the term around today, like it's some kind of insult, makes no sense to me at all.
Don't forget the Velvet Underground...so obscure. No one liked their first album when it when it came out :P Just a pocket of 60's hipsters.
We're good, I knew what you were going for.
so much god damn stupid in this thread.
oh, thank god you're here aubergine to save us from the stupid.
"I don't think I've ever hated a band so deeply..."
aren't you the guy that submitted like 10 news articles about asking alexandria?
"aren't you the guy that submitted like 10 news articles about asking alexandria?"
He does that to troll, you should have known that already. The fact that it annoys you clearly means
aren't you that guy?
aren't you that guy?
No, I'm that guy.
aren't you that guy?
man i thought you were that guy...
Bro the toilet is broken
Abandon All Shits
Digging: Benton Falls - Fighting Starlight
*slaps wrists together like a walrus* Retard guy, urrrrrrrhhh.
am i that guy?
i might be that guy...
but i might not!
i am that guy!
Sometimes, there's a guy. Sometimes.....there's a guy.
You seriously are that guy, Aubergine.
I have a strange feeling this is similar to a conversation between the Abandon All Ships members.
isn't an aubergine an eggplant? Why does he dream of eggplant...?
is that icecream??!?!??!
"isn't an aubergine an eggplant? Why does he dream of eggplant...?"
aubergine dreams is the color of lipstick that one of the characters wears in the book "invisible monsters."
synth is straight outta mortal kombat
i have to say, it kind of grows on you...
i don't think a lot of people understand what autotune is.