aoty

editing news articles is the worst, forgive the random breaks

Digging: Bibio - Silver Wilkinson

lol

Rudy Klapper:

Always bringing the most relevant news to life.

"I've been over to a 100 raves in the past year, so I've heard every type of music"

i'm not sure they play cult of luna at raves.

"I've been over to a 100 raves in the past year, so I've heard every type of music,"

haha wait did she actually say that?

Socialite Tour 2012, BEST TOUR EVA!!!

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

only the facts aids, only the facts

"editing news articles is the worst, forgive the random breaks"

are you using chrome? I think that issue goes away if you use firefox.

wait you're a mac user aren't you? idk

hahahahahahaha

Haha, I love how unintentionally funny this is.

Digging: Deafheaven - Sunbather

Oh god I hope she comes to a city near me.

"embarking on a full-fledged career in the field"

Ahhhh fuck, plus mandatory collabs with deadmau5, Skrillex, and LMFAO.

Makes sense since her Afrojack is her new boyfriend!

thanks aids, used firefox

"home video buff"

lol'd

She's hot

Digging: Baths - Obsidian

i have that FHM magazine, in mine (norwegian) the question was something like "what would you put on to get people out on the dance floor?" and she said "anything from skrillex, deadmau5 or LSL. i've been to over 100 rave partys this year so I should know" hahahaha.

4.5

lol no, paris stays where it is

new aim screename: xXxstarsrblnd69xXx

Digging: Anamanaguchi - Endless Fantasy (??????)

I secretly want her to be an awesome DJ, simply because it'll be fucking hilarious

Digging: Calibre - Spill

this reminds me of...

http://eqcomics.com/2010/03/16/ghastly-offenses/

aw shit yea we gon' see paris at the club tonight

Digging: Of Montreal - Daughter of Cloud

"I've been over to a 100 raves in the past year, so I've heard every type of music"

i want to die

Digging: Vice or Virtue - Enlightenment

wat

Jesus Christ almighty I just creamed my shorts

lolthis

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

Digging: Faith No More - The Real Thing

Snoop Dogg will literally say no to no one

Digging: The World is a Beautiful Place And... - Whenever, If Ever

So I can see the Eiffel Tower in Dallas?

"Snoop Dogg will literally say no to no one" not even the dead.

I love the ignorance of it all.

I'm having a hard time picturing her DJing. she doesn't have the necessary swagger.

she can't and this is just an excuse to reclaim her old fame.

Gonna be niggaz in Paris

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

She will most likely have other people make mixes for her, have it pre-recorded, press play and then pretend to use a unplugged DJ kit

"Although details about the hotly anticipated album are scarce, Hilton's reps have confirmed stars like LMFAO, Flo Rida, and Snoop Dogg have collaborated with her, and that the album is influenced heavily by house and modern dance trends."

Thank god. Here I was thinking this was going to be terrible.

yolo

@trebor, sounds like skrillex.

Except Skrillex doesn't even mix, he cues tracks up in a playlist

"I secretly want her to be an awesome DJ, simply because it'll be fucking hilarious"
"Except Skrillex doesn't even mix, he cues tracks up in a playlist"
lol²

home video buff hahaha!

Digging: My Vitriol - Finelines

"So I can see the Eiffel Tower in Dallas?"

Ha

What does she do? Never understood why she was famous.

Digging: This Will Destroy You - Young Mountain

That's hilarious. I can't wait.

"What does she do? Never understood why she was famous."

I've always thought the same thing, I think she is hotel heiress or something like that.

The bitch is an oxygen thief

Wow why cant she just drown in her money?

Digging: TesseracT - Altered State

"I secretly want her to be an awesome DJ, simply because it'll be fucking hilarious" X3

it would be the musical event of the year if she tore the roof off festivals all summer. i wonder what odds vegas would give on that

"Gonna be niggaz in Paris"
"home video buff"

hahahaha

it would be awesome if her PR team released a concert DVD and called it One Night In Paris

^unfortunately copyrighted i imagine....but likely by her!

would you klap?

hahaha best thing ever

Hahaha "home video buff"

Digging: Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

Paris Hilton going on tour

Surely one of those condoms will bust a leak

it's a miracle she hasn't been knocked up yet.

home video buff HEYO

"I've been over to a 100 raves in the past year, so I've heard every type of music"

yeah man, last time I went to one of those Cannibal Corpse raves it was really fun.

"current boyfriend". Hehe... You mean "future ex-boyfriend" with the rest of them!

Digging: Conditions - Full of War

burn.

Can't wait to write a review for her upcoming release, I'm really a fan of the complex melodic structures that she puts forth in her music.

So much lols on this thread.

This thread is too perfect

http://www.factmag.com/2012/06/25/watch-paris-hiltons-debut-dj-set/

o.m.g.

wtf is wrong with this moron?! lol at the stagehand tweaking the controls.

Oh well. Guetta now has a new stage buddy to clap hands with

I wonder if Afrojack realises that he's hit a new low. Oh well, I suppose the two of them could get together with Skrillex and go on tour. It'll be two cunts and a lesbian coming to a town near you

Jez and Hans would make better DJs

Even if she did turn out to be an incredibly talented DJ, no doubt that everyone would just say she's shit anyway. People generally don't like to see actual talent behind particular faces.

Digging: Immolation - Kingdom of Conspiracy

Idk, Sonny Moore has fans

Yeah, but most people think he's legitimately talented, and I've even seen people say they don't like him anymore after they found out he used to be in FFTL. Hell, I even dislike him because he named his terrible music label OWSLA. That's not allowed, he can't like good things when I like good things and he doesn't do good things.

That being said, I mildly enjoyed a bit of the stuff on Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

The main reason I have a grudge against Skrillex is because of people who think he's like trve Dubstep and whatnot. I tried showing them some Zomby and Burial, but they shunned me and swore a lot.

lmao when the rihanna comes on

Digging: Hum - Downward Is Heavenward

The worst part is her singing honestly

Actually I'm pretty sure that outside of his army of teenaged fans no one thinks he's legitimately talented. The easiest thing in the world to do is make noise

fuck her hotels theyre too expensive i have to stay at days in stupid cunt

Most people = his army of teenaged fans. I don't know about where you live, but here in Australia it's an epidemic.

I live in NZ (OCEANIC COLLECTIVE!!!!) and there's a few but it's truthfully not all that bad

I don't associate with those kind of people anyway
I wouldn't even know 90 percent of the music on the radio if it wasn't for Todd In The Shadows

I blame the internet for my knowledge of Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Nicki Minaj, Skrillex, etc.

Well, not Skrillex, I just know him from all the cunts that blast his music at parties.

"home video buff"

lol

Digging: Supercell - Today is a Beautiful Day

these two fat lesbians were playing bangarang on their cellphones synced to the exact second for maximum volume output

on a public bus

It should have been legal to murder them

would have been no loss for sure

natural selection