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heh April Fools right??? plzzz?

Digging: Arsis - Unwelcome

It`s May not April

Digging: The Black Dahlia Murder - Everblack

Bitterer because you said it was perfect and I thought it was just like everyone does

It's all on my shoulders

You're the one who got to say "this has all been shame"

And I'm the one who had to stay

...
Ok.
Anyway, so I guess they aren't even good at writing joke songs anymore. Sad.

I still firmly believe that the band was hit by a bus immediately after recording Da Hui, before they had a chance to ruin their legacy

shitty

His rhyming sounds like Hollywood Undead's debut, this is sad.

Digging: She - chiptek

the song is not that bad but I was expecting better as a preview of a new album...

Wow...this is so bad.

rafrag is a masterpiece compared to this...

Dexter: "hey guise, i have an idea, lets make a male version lady lumps and we'll be relevant again"



............ :/

Digging: Adrift - Monolito

Wowie. This has to be a joke.

I mean theyve had stupid songs since Americana... but this is a new low.

*Remembers good times jamming to Smash and Ixnay as a kiddie*

Digging: Bill Evans - Waltz for Debby

lol most of the ones you naed were the lead singles

forgot if pretty fly was, but original prankster and hit that definitely were

I..... I'm embarrassed for them. I can't tell how much of an intended joke this is, and even then, I'm not sure it would make it better.

Digging: Letlive. - The Blackest Beautiful

yeah theyre both pretty bad

Yea but this is easily the worst one. This has no punk or rock at all in it. Its just a pop song with fuckin Autotune. The
funny thing is this can easily end up being a summer hit. Gotta be a parody.

Well they're either shit broke or trolling their own fan base

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Digging: The Black Dahlia Murder - Everblack

I feel like they just shat all over my youth

It's like they said "let's fuck with the fans that still follow us".

Digging: Filter - The Sun Comes Out Tonight

This is so bad, it's not funny.

'His rhyming sounds like Hollywood Undead's debut, this is sad.'

I actually enjoyed like 3 songs from Swan Songs, so this has to be worse by a good margin.

Punx not daed !!11

Digging: Full of Hell - The Inevitable Fear of Existence

Relax, on the rest of the album they'll probably be copying foo fighters. Listen to days go by.

Shit broke or trolling [2].

Shit

Digging: Underoath - Anthology: 1999-2013

WTF is this pile of shit , really ,offspring made this pile of poop?

Ohh men ,so it's true that the end is near

i was afraid i was gonna come into the thread and see a bunch of fanboys talk about how awesome the song is. glad to know no one is that retarded

the offspring are in their mid-40's, shouldn't they be past these joke songs? and honestly i feel like this band has become so out of touch with what they once were that i question whether they even intended it to be a joke. maybe after the humorless (save "shit is fucked up") rafrag, they're going for that goofy shit again, but at least their old funny songs were actually funny. and usually punky (cool to hate, dui anyone?). this band got me into music in the first place, but seriously fuck them, this is unforgivably terrible.

i actually lol'd at this. and it's honestly not that much worse than their serious songs

Digging: Jizue - Journal

wow this is the worst thing ever

The last effort was acceptable but this is just a pile of crap

Really great song, I'm looking forward to the new album. The instrumentals are very thought provoking and his voice is more childish than ever. The mere fact that it's getting this terrible reaction just shows how great they really are.

(strong) 3/5

Should this be a Katy Perry spoof or something ?

'The mere fact that it's getting this terrible reaction just shows how great they really are.' huh?

When he says "Turn up the beeeeeeeat yeah" the way he says beat makes me want to cut off my ears

Digging: Incendiary - Cost of Living

"I actually enjoyed like 3 songs from Swan Songs, so this has to be worse by a good margin."

Oh I did too, but I don't want The Offspring to remind me of them.

@jdennis i just watched that episode

i may be born again, but i wasn't born again yesterday

Why do all songs referencing California fucking suck

Digging: Cocteau Twins - Heaven Or Las Vegas

Maybe California is so awesome that anything is possible, no matter how shitty

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

LOLOLLOOL at how bad this is. Can't wait to see the ratings for this album.

I don't think this will be higher than 2.5 . It's funny how Rise And Fall has an overall 3 rating while Splinter has a 2.9. Splinter should be at least a 3.5, it's heavier and better than both Rise and Conspiracy. It has some weak tracks but still it deserves a higher rating.

That. Was terrible. But that's normally how Offspring albums are, you'll get nice handful of good classic Offspring style songs, then a few that are utter trash. I actually wonder if the band actually is aware of what their fans actually want out of them, which is their signature sound from mid to late 90's. I don't see the need for them to make songs like this, especially considering how old they are now (Noodles is pushing 50!).

I'm hoping for at least a 3.5 out of this album.

you guys do realize this is a parody of most mainstream music.
I mean it's pretty obvious with the auto-tune part where he says
california that it's making fun of katy perry. now with that said
this fails to be funny like pretty fly for a white guy and all that.

Digging: Across Five Aprils - Tragedy in Progress

what the fuck was that

Yeah just jammed to Ixnay yesterday, and I don't know if its a joke song it's kind of missing a punchline. Espicially when you compare it to songs like cool to hate Mota and Don't Pick it Up off of Ixnay....Shit Is Fucked Up

Oh my... Damn Offspring, what happened?

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch

he should tell her to get a job if she wants more dinero just to stay at home...

When he says "Turn up the beeeeeeeat yeah" the way he says beat makes me want to cut off my ears

^Won the thread.

Digging: Architects - Daybreaker

I love this band so much but come one, this sucks so bad! Sounds like a bad attempt at another pretty fly (huuhuu huuhuu)...

Hope the album DOESN'T sounds like that...

Well, so far California Crusing is worse and expectations for this album are getting lower and lower. I only hope there's some punkier track at least on the new record.

one of the worst songs i've ever heard. hilariously bad.

I wanted this to be good. I really did.

Digging: Louise Cyphre - Discography