Bat Pisses in Elstner's Eye
2012-04-04 by ll.ogan | 55 Comments
While staying with a former roommate at his old home, Florida sludge metal band Torche guitarist Andrew Elstner was unfortunate enough to have a bat piss in his right eye. He is currently being treated for rabies.

http://pitchfork.com/news/46038-bat-pisses-in-torche-guitarists-eye/
Tagged: Torche

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VanitySeason
April 4th 2012
396 Comments


rip

macadoolahicky
April 4th 2012
1835 Comments


Well shit, bitch

IrishJay91
April 4th 2012
688 Comments


m/

but really, hope he's ok.

pizzamachine
April 4th 2012
12571 Comments


wow, just.. wow

MuhNamesTyler
April 4th 2012
4388 Comments


Lol

ILJ
April 4th 2012
6729 Comments


That sucks ass.

And getting rabies on top of that? Insult to injury.

Sirob
April 4th 2012
2653 Comments


definitely some newsworthy shit right here

pedro70512
April 4th 2012
3486 Comments


I'll be damned. My friend got pissed on today by a seagull....this will undoubtedly make her feel a little better.

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BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
44803 Comments


Haha this is hilarious...hope the dudes ok so he can tell of it later on. Bonadfide icebreaker....supp..yeah a bat pissed in my eye once.

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KSK1
April 5th 2012
4094 Comments


More at 11.

someguest
April 5th 2012
21205 Comments


Well, Songs For Singles is still the best album title.

botb
April 5th 2012
9760 Comments


HAHAHAHA WHAT

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Ire
April 5th 2012
41822 Comments


oh man lame

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
44803 Comments


Speak English potato.

Relinquished
April 5th 2012
25525 Comments


it would be more hilarious to me if I didn't know the guy

sucks

MO
April 5th 2012
18995 Comments


Ouch that sucks

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
31492 Comments


No seriously, Potsy's right. The logistics for this to have even happened are next to impossible. Unless of course he was holding it above his head or something, Lion King style

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taylormemer
April 5th 2012
4944 Comments


Nants!!!! Ingonyama!!!! Bagithi Baba!!!!!!!!

gabethepiratesquid
April 5th 2012
4521 Comments


Damn and he was just getting over his fear of bats, too.

Zorak
April 5th 2012
3191 Comments


I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2012
50871 Comments


Not very metal honestly


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HitlerIsGod
April 5th 2012
746 Comments


lol that sucks fat dick.

JAV
April 5th 2012
1963 Comments


He pissed off that bat obviously.


Sanders
April 5th 2012
2361 Comments


Does he actually have rabies, or is he just being treated prophylactically...? Because if he has rabies, that's uber unlucky

Tyrannic
April 5th 2012
3262 Comments


NAYAHHHHHHHHH SEVENYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Acanthus
April 5th 2012
9545 Comments


Calling it, next album's going to be goth.

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Irving
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
7318 Comments


Nants!!!! Ingonyama!!!! Bagithi Baba!!!!!!!![2]

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Tijnmans
April 5th 2012
358 Comments


That's just... wooooow!

RandMcNally
April 5th 2012
158 Comments


This is stupid, you can't contract rabies by urine, only a bite or occasionally by saliva, and less
than 1% of bats have rabies anyway...trust me, I'm a bat biologist ;) He will be getting vaccines as a
precaution, anyone who needs to handle bats needs to get them, its not big deal. However, he may need
treated for Leptospirosis which you also get from mice, rats, dogs, deer, rabbits, hedgehogs, cows,
sheep, raccoons, opossums, skunks, and certain marine mammals, not just bats.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012
31492 Comments


Well, the more you know

Ommushwo
April 5th 2012
112 Comments


I was checking if bat piss wasn't a medical term or something. A bat actually hit the bulls eye.

He'll be alright though I guess

Spec
April 5th 2012
27271 Comments


What an asshole. The bat I mean.

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Zorak
April 5th 2012
3191 Comments


McNally droppin knowledge bombs in this bitch.

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
44803 Comments


We have a bat biologist on sputnik LOL.


Goddamn Zubat's runnig amok, furthermore being deviant, problem causing fucks. Where did this happen?

deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012
5852 Comments


trust me, I'm a bat biologist

Why is that so funnny to me? You're like a random Batman gadget.

Edit: Pun not intended.

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
44803 Comments


trust me, i'm a doctor


trust me, i'ma bat biologist.



Ring a bell? Haha.

deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012
5852 Comments


Hahah

Trust me, I'm a bat urine specialist....

LasNoches
April 5th 2012
35 Comments


Nearly coughed up my lung reading this.

DarkNoctus
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2012
8937 Comments


"Although it's impossible to contract rabies from bat piss"

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
44803 Comments


Getting pissed on by a bat..that's an impressive feat really.

phishing
April 5th 2012
395 Comments


headline of the year

crewdreary
April 5th 2012
53 Comments


how

how could this happen

Spec
April 5th 2012
27271 Comments


Sucks for the guy but it's pretty funny.

Spec
April 5th 2012
27271 Comments


Trust me, I'm a bat urine specialist

Haha

FearThyEvil
April 5th 2012
12693 Comments


For it to be metal he'd have to bite the head off.

Ovrot
April 5th 2012
10553 Comments


This is funny

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Tyrael
April 5th 2012
20946 Comments


'seriously how does this even happen. like what the fuck.'

I think we all know how this happened

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BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012
44803 Comments


A WILD ZUBAT APPEARED

WashboardSuds
April 5th 2012
5035 Comments


what the hell are you doing, that's not a bottle of clear eyes

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bloc
April 5th 2012
35010 Comments


YO OZZY IMMA LET YOU FINISH


BUT ANDREW ELSTNER HAD THE BEST BAT RELATED INCIDENT OF ALL TIME


OF ALL TIME

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deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012
5852 Comments


I was actually thinking he was trying to imitate Ozzy's bat-biting act and it went horribly wrong.

Eclecticist
April 5th 2012
3863 Comments


the post-effects of this event must have drove him absolutely batty

thedougler
April 5th 2012
212 Comments


Best. Title. Ever

Euphoriuhhhh
April 5th 2012
46 Comments


This is really metal actually

Quen
April 6th 2012
1633 Comments


this is the best news article ever



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