Bat Pisses in Elstner's Eye
2012-04-04 by ll.ogan | 55 Comments

While staying with a former roommate at his old home, Florida sludge metal band Torche guitarist Andrew Elstner was unfortunate enough to have a bat piss in his right eye. He is currently being treated for rabies.

http://pitchfork.com/news/46038-bat-pisses-in-torche-guitarists-eye/

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VanitySeason
April 4th 2012

396 Comments


rip

macadoolahicky
April 4th 2012

1835 Comments


Well shit, bitch

IrishJay91
April 4th 2012

688 Comments


m/

but really, hope he's ok.

pizzamachine
April 4th 2012

12571 Comments


wow, just.. wow

MuhNamesTyler
April 4th 2012

3694 Comments


Lol

ILJ
April 4th 2012

6615 Comments


That sucks ass.

And getting rabies on top of that? Insult to injury.

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Sirob
April 4th 2012

2653 Comments


definitely some newsworthy shit right here

pedro70512
April 4th 2012

2401 Comments


I'll be damned. My friend got pissed on today by a seagull....this will undoubtedly make her feel a little better.

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012

44164 Comments


Haha this is hilarious...hope the dudes ok so he can tell of it later on. Bonadfide icebreaker....supp..yeah a bat pissed in my eye once.

KSK1
April 5th 2012

4070 Comments


More at 11.

someguest
April 5th 2012

20239 Comments


Well, Songs For Singles is still the best album title.

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botb
April 5th 2012

9521 Comments


HAHAHAHA WHAT

Ire
April 5th 2012

41746 Comments


oh man lame

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012

44164 Comments


Speak English potato.

Relinquished
April 5th 2012

24398 Comments


it would be more hilarious to me if I didn't know the guy

sucks

MO
April 5th 2012

18198 Comments


Ouch that sucks

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012

30865 Comments


No seriously, Potsy's right. The logistics for this to have even happened are next to impossible. Unless of course he was holding it above his head or something, Lion King style

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taylormemer
April 5th 2012

4913 Comments


Nants!!!! Ingonyama!!!! Bagithi Baba!!!!!!!!

gabethepiratesquid
April 5th 2012

4521 Comments


Damn and he was just getting over his fear of bats, too.

Zorak
April 5th 2012

3188 Comments


I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2012

49766 Comments


Not very metal honestly


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HitlerIsGod
April 5th 2012

746 Comments


lol that sucks fat dick.

JAV
April 5th 2012

1921 Comments


He pissed off that bat obviously.


Sanders
April 5th 2012

2341 Comments


Does he actually have rabies, or is he just being treated prophylactically...? Because if he has rabies, that's uber unlucky

Tyrannic
April 5th 2012

3261 Comments


NAYAHHHHHHHHH SEVENYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Acanthus
April 5th 2012

9535 Comments


Calling it, next album's going to be goth.

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Irving
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012

7136 Comments


Nants!!!! Ingonyama!!!! Bagithi Baba!!!!!!!![2]

Tijnmans
April 5th 2012

353 Comments


That's just... wooooow!

RandMcNally
April 5th 2012

158 Comments


This is stupid, you can't contract rabies by urine, only a bite or occasionally by saliva, and less
than 1% of bats have rabies anyway...trust me, I'm a bat biologist ;) He will be getting vaccines as a
precaution, anyone who needs to handle bats needs to get them, its not big deal. However, he may need
treated for Leptospirosis which you also get from mice, rats, dogs, deer, rabbits, hedgehogs, cows,
sheep, raccoons, opossums, skunks, and certain marine mammals, not just bats.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2012

30865 Comments


Well, the more you know

Ommushwo
April 5th 2012

112 Comments


I was checking if bat piss wasn't a medical term or something. A bat actually hit the bulls eye.

He'll be alright though I guess

Spec
April 5th 2012

27051 Comments


What an asshole. The bat I mean.

Zorak
April 5th 2012

3188 Comments


McNally droppin knowledge bombs in this bitch.

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012

44164 Comments


We have a bat biologist on sputnik LOL.


Goddamn Zubat's runnig amok, furthermore being deviant, problem causing fucks. Where did this happen?

deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012

5809 Comments


trust me, I'm a bat biologist

Why is that so funnny to me? You're like a random Batman gadget.

Edit: Pun not intended.

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012

44164 Comments


trust me, i'm a doctor


trust me, i'ma bat biologist.



Ring a bell? Haha.

deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012

5809 Comments


Hahah

Trust me, I'm a bat urine specialist....

LasNoches
April 5th 2012

35 Comments


Nearly coughed up my lung reading this.

DarkNoctus
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2012

8738 Comments


"Although it's impossible to contract rabies from bat piss"

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BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012

44164 Comments


Getting pissed on by a bat..that's an impressive feat really.

phishing
April 5th 2012

395 Comments


headline of the year

crewdreary
April 5th 2012

53 Comments


how

how could this happen

Spec
April 5th 2012

27051 Comments


Sucks for the guy but it's pretty funny.

Spec
April 5th 2012

27051 Comments


Trust me, I'm a bat urine specialist

Haha

FearThyEvil
April 5th 2012

12196 Comments


For it to be metal he'd have to bite the head off.

Ovrot
April 5th 2012

10460 Comments


This is funny

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Tyrael
April 5th 2012

20723 Comments


'seriously how does this even happen. like what the fuck.'

I think we all know how this happened

BallsToTheWall
April 5th 2012

44164 Comments


A WILD ZUBAT APPEARED

WashboardSuds
April 5th 2012

4981 Comments


what the hell are you doing, that's not a bottle of clear eyes

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bloc
April 5th 2012

34667 Comments


YO OZZY IMMA LET YOU FINISH


BUT ANDREW ELSTNER HAD THE BEST BAT RELATED INCIDENT OF ALL TIME


OF ALL TIME

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deathofasalesman
April 5th 2012

5809 Comments


I was actually thinking he was trying to imitate Ozzy's bat-biting act and it went horribly wrong.

Eclecticist
April 5th 2012

3863 Comments


the post-effects of this event must have drove him absolutely batty

thedougler
April 5th 2012

212 Comments


Best. Title. Ever

Euphoriuhhhh
April 5th 2012

46 Comments


This is really metal actually

Quen
April 6th 2012

1633 Comments


this is the best news article ever



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