Shakira Attacked By Sea Lion
2012-02-16 by andcas | 60 Comments

The Colombian pop star was targeted by a sea lion who she
believes mistook her shiny BlackBerry for a fish while on a
nature tour in Cape Town, South Africa. The singer shared
that she only decided to get dangerously close to the animals
because she wanted to baby talk, pet, and take pictures.

These desires backfired when an angry sea lion lunged out of
the water onto the rock she was standing on and tried to bite
her. Luckily her brother, who she refers to as "Super Tony,"
managed to scare away the beast and carry her to safety.

After the screaming spectators died down, as well as those involved, Shakira found it in herself
to crack a joke: "Now I'm off to see some penguins! I hope they are a bit more friendly!"

http://news.yahoo.com/pop-star-shakira-attacked-cape-town-sea-lion-133656212.html

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Wurlitzer
February 15th 2012

2 Comments


wut

Rev
February 15th 2012

9301 Comments


im a terrible person for laughing when i saw the headline


good thing she's safe though

steveosk8s
February 15th 2012

135 Comments


as long as they didnt bite her ass, all is well.

Comatorium.
February 15th 2012

4012 Comments


wut [2]

theashesfromautumn01
February 15th 2012

1031 Comments


hmm

The7thVermicide
February 15th 2012

925 Comments


The news in my country are just about that new right now, I despise most of her new music but I'm glad that she is safe

Yazz_Flute
February 15th 2012

18740 Comments


Hilarious!

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2012

30320 Comments


Decided he wanted a piece of dat ass

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paxman
February 15th 2012

4083 Comments


Funny story

Satellite
February 15th 2012

19929 Comments


isn't this story an icp lyric?

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BallsToTheWall
February 15th 2012

44164 Comments


Thanks for posting this, I needed something humorous to help take Whitney Houston's tragic passing off my mind.

TheVoiceAndTheSnake
February 15th 2012

3663 Comments


was she naked?

Tyrannic
February 15th 2012

3229 Comments


lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close

Tyrannic
February 15th 2012

3229 Comments


she didn't have the face for tv anyway

qwe3
February 15th 2012

21154 Comments


THERE ARE LIONS IN THE SEA WHAT THE SHIT

drasticaction74
February 15th 2012

1676 Comments


better call Sage Francis

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patman1001
February 15th 2012

1012 Comments


lol tyrannic and i cracked up whenever i saw the title of this

FearThyEvil9
February 15th 2012

11404 Comments


This was too funny.

North0House2
February 16th 2012

5619 Comments


"lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close"

Do you live in Denver too?

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 16th 2012

30320 Comments


if it's a ridiculous story you know it's me who posted it.


Well this is certainly higher up the food chain that someone wearing a t-shirt. Btw on a completely unrelated note, I hear E! is looking for interns. Shall I put you down as interested?


Satellite
February 16th 2012

19929 Comments


is she wearing a wig made out of brillo pads?

Aphrodisiac
February 16th 2012

1739 Comments


/dead

Tyrannic
February 16th 2012

3229 Comments


shit you're right it was denver whoops

thedougler
February 16th 2012

212 Comments


Shakira is the natural enemy of Sea lions

Tyrannic
February 16th 2012

3229 Comments


"her hips must die"

- Sea Lion King, 2012

ThomasTheCure
February 16th 2012

267 Comments


oh, come on! who didn't see this one coming?

jwyles4
February 16th 2012

311 Comments


I couldn't help but laugh as soon as i saw this. Oh well, I'm Hell bound.

Zorak
February 16th 2012

3188 Comments


lol wtf

Knott-
Emeritus
February 16th 2012

10194 Comments


lmao this headline is top 10 all time

DFelon204409
Emeritus
February 16th 2012

3995 Comments


But how would a seal get a taste for mammal blood?

Satellite
February 16th 2012

19929 Comments


at the very least we can get buster's swatch back, right?

InFiction
February 16th 2012

3591 Comments


im a terrible person for laughing when i saw the headline [∞]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Satellite
February 16th 2012

19929 Comments


nah you're a terrible person for being a sox fan

Emim
February 16th 2012

26205 Comments


lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close


yeah this is totally the same thing


Satellite
February 16th 2012

19929 Comments


lol

GeoffJesterPemberton
February 16th 2012

209 Comments


RIP

wacknizzle
February 16th 2012

11956 Comments


Greatest news post ever. The details were hilarious and that fine ass is still okay. Win win.

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Ommushwo
February 16th 2012

112 Comments


Someone update Wikipedia's "interactions with humans" in their Sea Lion article!

evilford
February 16th 2012

20033 Comments


oh Shakira you so funny

Zorak
February 16th 2012

3188 Comments



fucking dfelon sighting. holy shit. [2]

InFiction
February 16th 2012

3591 Comments


nah you're a terrible person for being a sox fan

Sounds like something a Yankees fan would say.

Zorak
February 16th 2012

3188 Comments


SOX 3:16

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
February 16th 2012

15698 Comments


godammit, meg

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Zorak
February 16th 2012

3188 Comments


Adam got the reference!

jwyles4
February 16th 2012

311 Comments


"And then God said, go Sox."

- John 3:16

howNowBrownSow
February 16th 2012

11 Comments


SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

KjSwantko
February 16th 2012

8724 Comments


Thank God she's alive.

Cheesesandwich2
February 16th 2012

85 Comments


He wanted some of those hips

Tyrannic
February 16th 2012

3229 Comments


"lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close


yeah this is totally the same thing"

reporter = attacked by animal

shakira = attacked by animal

therefore

the situations are vaguely similar, or at least share humorous details.

jesus christ get off my dick

TomAkaVeto
February 16th 2012

1523 Comments


article title made me laugh so hard

Emim
February 16th 2012

26205 Comments


lol this happened to to me

i saw a sea lion once

TheFifthEye
February 16th 2012

121 Comments


If I was a sea lion I would've done the same.

Satellite
February 16th 2012

19929 Comments


Sounds like something a Yankees fan would say.

nah, it's something a BEST TEAM IN THE AL fan would say.

Parallels
February 16th 2012

6640 Comments


"-Who she refers to as "Super Tony," managed to scare away the beast and carry her to safety"

Andcas must be a romance novelist

JAV
February 16th 2012

1884 Comments


Is the ass ok?


Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
February 16th 2012

17391 Comments


hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
February 16th 2012

8963 Comments


I really like seeing news like this

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patman1001
February 16th 2012

1012 Comments


"nah, it's something a BEST TEAM IN THE AL fan would say."

i didnt know you were a rays fan

theboynamedpink
February 16th 2012

14 Comments


Yankees>Rangers>Angels>Red Sox>Tigers>Rays. Thats how it is brutha.

InFiction
February 17th 2012

3591 Comments


Haven't you seen Moneyball?
Athletics >>>>>>>Everyone else.



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