Shakira Attacked By Sea Lion
2012-02-16 by andcas | 65 Comments
The Colombian pop star was targeted by a sea lion who she
believes mistook her shiny BlackBerry for a fish while on a
nature tour in Cape Town, South Africa. The singer shared
that she only decided to get dangerously close to the animals
because she wanted to baby talk, pet, and take pictures.

These desires backfired when an angry sea lion lunged out of
the water onto the rock she was standing on and tried to bite
her. Luckily her brother, who she refers to as "Super Tony,"
managed to scare away the beast and carry her to safety.

After the screaming spectators died down, as well as those involved, Shakira found it in herself
to crack a joke: "Now I'm off to see some penguins! I hope they are a bit more friendly!"

http://news.yahoo.com/pop-star-shakira-attacked-cape-town-sea-lion-133656212.html
Tagged: Shakira

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Wurlitzer
February 15th 2012
2 Comments


wut

Rev
February 15th 2012
9428 Comments


im a terrible person for laughing when i saw the headline


good thing she's safe though

steveosk8s
February 15th 2012
135 Comments


as long as they didnt bite her ass, all is well.

Comatorium.
February 15th 2012
4125 Comments


wut [2]

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theashesfromautumn01
February 15th 2012
1031 Comments


hmm

The7thVermicide
February 15th 2012
925 Comments


The news in my country are just about that new right now, I despise most of her new music but I'm glad that she is safe

Yazz_Flute
February 15th 2012
18786 Comments


Hilarious!

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2012
31215 Comments


Decided he wanted a piece of dat ass

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paxman
February 15th 2012
4084 Comments


Funny story

Satellite
February 15th 2012
20818 Comments


isn't this story an icp lyric?

BallsToTheWall
February 15th 2012
44473 Comments


Thanks for posting this, I needed something humorous to help take Whitney Houston's tragic passing off my mind.

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TheVoiceAndTheSnake
February 15th 2012
3663 Comments


was she naked?

Tyrannic
February 15th 2012
3262 Comments


lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close

Tyrannic
February 15th 2012
3262 Comments


she didn't have the face for tv anyway

qwe3
February 15th 2012
21362 Comments


THERE ARE LIONS IN THE SEA WHAT THE SHIT

drasticaction74
February 15th 2012
1739 Comments


better call Sage Francis

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patman1001
February 15th 2012
1012 Comments


lol tyrannic and i cracked up whenever i saw the title of this

FearThyEvil
February 15th 2012
12558 Comments


This was too funny.

North0House2
February 16th 2012
5857 Comments


"lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close"

Do you live in Denver too?

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 16th 2012
31215 Comments


if it's a ridiculous story you know it's me who posted it.


Well this is certainly higher up the food chain that someone wearing a t-shirt. Btw on a completely unrelated note, I hear E! is looking for interns. Shall I put you down as interested?


Satellite
February 16th 2012
20818 Comments


is she wearing a wig made out of brillo pads?

Aphrodisiac
February 16th 2012
1739 Comments


/dead

Tyrannic
February 16th 2012
3262 Comments


shit you're right it was denver whoops

thedougler
February 16th 2012
212 Comments


Shakira is the natural enemy of Sea lions

Tyrannic
February 16th 2012
3262 Comments


"her hips must die"

- Sea Lion King, 2012

ThomasTheCure
February 16th 2012
287 Comments


oh, come on! who didn't see this one coming?

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jwyles4
February 16th 2012
311 Comments


I couldn't help but laugh as soon as i saw this. Oh well, I'm Hell bound.

Zorak
February 16th 2012
3191 Comments


lol wtf

Knott-
Emeritus
February 16th 2012
10197 Comments


lmao this headline is top 10 all time

DFelon204409
Emeritus
February 16th 2012
3995 Comments


But how would a seal get a taste for mammal blood?

Satellite
February 16th 2012
20818 Comments


at the very least we can get buster's swatch back, right?

InFiction
February 16th 2012
3667 Comments


im a terrible person for laughing when i saw the headline [∞]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Satellite
February 16th 2012
20818 Comments


nah you're a terrible person for being a sox fan

Emim
February 16th 2012
26625 Comments


lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close


yeah this is totally the same thing


Satellite
February 16th 2012
20818 Comments


lol

GeoffJesterPemberton
February 16th 2012
209 Comments


RIP

wacknizzle
February 16th 2012
13383 Comments


Greatest news post ever. The details were hilarious and that fine ass is still okay. Win win.

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Ommushwo
February 16th 2012
112 Comments


Someone update Wikipedia's "interactions with humans" in their Sea Lion article!

evilford
February 16th 2012
22657 Comments


oh Shakira you so funny

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Zorak
February 16th 2012
3191 Comments



fucking dfelon sighting. holy shit. [2]

InFiction
February 16th 2012
3667 Comments


nah you're a terrible person for being a sox fan

Sounds like something a Yankees fan would say.

Zorak
February 16th 2012
3191 Comments


SOX 3:16

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
February 16th 2012
15739 Comments


godammit, meg

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Zorak
February 16th 2012
3191 Comments


Adam got the reference!

jwyles4
February 16th 2012
311 Comments


"And then God said, go Sox."

- John 3:16

howNowBrownSow
February 16th 2012
12 Comments


SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

KjSwantko
February 16th 2012
9306 Comments


Thank God she's alive.

Cheesesandwich2
February 16th 2012
85 Comments


He wanted some of those hips

Tyrannic
February 16th 2012
3262 Comments


"lol this happened to a reporter in my neighborhood.

some dog took a piece of her face off after she got too close


yeah this is totally the same thing"

reporter = attacked by animal

shakira = attacked by animal

therefore

the situations are vaguely similar, or at least share humorous details.

jesus christ get off my dick

TomAkaVeto
February 16th 2012
1650 Comments


article title made me laugh so hard

Emim
February 16th 2012
26625 Comments


lol this happened to to me

i saw a sea lion once

TheFifthEye
February 16th 2012
122 Comments


If I was a sea lion I would've done the same.

Satellite
February 16th 2012
20818 Comments


Sounds like something a Yankees fan would say.

nah, it's something a BEST TEAM IN THE AL fan would say.

Parallels
February 16th 2012
6641 Comments


"-Who she refers to as "Super Tony," managed to scare away the beast and carry her to safety"

Andcas must be a romance novelist

JAV
February 16th 2012
1939 Comments


Is the ass ok?


Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
February 16th 2012
18519 Comments


hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
February 16th 2012
9034 Comments


I really like seeing news like this

patman1001
February 16th 2012
1012 Comments


"nah, it's something a BEST TEAM IN THE AL fan would say."

i didnt know you were a rays fan

theboynamedpink
February 16th 2012
14 Comments


Yankees>Rangers>Angels>Red Sox>Tigers>Rays. Thats how it is brutha.

InFiction
February 17th 2012
3667 Comments


Haven't you seen Moneyball?
Athletics >>>>>>>Everyone else.

ShadowRemains
August 21st 2014
20843 Comments


bump

classic thread

ShadowRemains
August 21st 2014
20843 Comments


THERE ARE LIONS IN THE SEA WHAT THE SHIT


rip qwe

Rysho
August 21st 2014
7 Comments


hahahahahahahaha

Rysho
August 21st 2014
7 Comments


i'm laughing cause shakira still has a blackberry

Tunaboy45
August 21st 2014
2367 Comments


I still haven't fully processed even the bizarre title.

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