Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
2012-01-24 by Trey Spencer STAFF | 83 Comments

The guys over at Cracked.com have released a list containing their Top 7 least anticipated albums of 2012. Head on over there for a few chuckles.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-least-anticipated-albums-2012/

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Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012

15887 Comments


I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass.

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Electric City
Staff Reviewer
January 24th 2012

15727 Comments


and here i was just about to bitch to the mods about this

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Metamorphosis
January 24th 2012

420 Comments


God yes! Cracked is fucking great.

Hep Kat
January 24th 2012

15047 Comments


i like cracked. i've written a couple things for their topics sections that i refuse to link to anyone because i dont really think they're all that funny


but yeah this is good

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Nikkolae
January 24th 2012

4769 Comments


read this when i got work, The Bret Michaels one made lol pretty bad

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Acanthus
January 24th 2012

9537 Comments


I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass.

Yup.


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bloc
January 24th 2012

34679 Comments


Trey take this down, you might get banned man.

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MalleusMaleficarum
January 24th 2012

13853 Comments


Are you an overweight 14-year-old who feels like your parents don't understand you? If so, this is probably the album for you. Also, shut the hell up.


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fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

21582 Comments


ffs don't link me to cracked I end up with like ten tabs open

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Aphrodisiac
January 24th 2012

1739 Comments


Record Label: Wherever American Idol runners-up go to die


MO
January 24th 2012

18261 Comments


Cracked rules

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Ire
January 24th 2012

41749 Comments


yeah ossum article

MisterTornado
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

4507 Comments


lol Scott Stapp

tables
January 24th 2012

125 Comments


anything that gets more people addicted to crack is fine with me

LTDA
January 24th 2012

281 Comments


This whole list is complete shit since cracked decided to completely ignore the greatest Scorpions' song "No One Like you."

Fuck you, cracked.

sportsboy
January 24th 2012

615 Comments


cracked is genius
thank you trey

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RyanDonahoe
January 24th 2012

142 Comments


The sheer amount of bullshit non-music related news, lists from other websites, and news about bands everyone on here loathes........and you people are gonna bitch that this is news.


grow up.


Satellite
January 24th 2012

20687 Comments


i love cracked

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TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

7026 Comments


I feel like with any website where writers are forced to output funny content consistently, there would be some duds. But I seriously have never come across a cracked article I didn't enjoy and they always have some hilarious lines in them.

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012

15887 Comments


The picture captions are always funny too. Looks like RyanDonahoe is having a heavy-flow day.

Captain North
January 24th 2012

6779 Comments


Seanbaby is pretty consistently not funny

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012

15887 Comments


Seanbaby makes me laugh more than any other writer on that site. His humor is random and kind of weird. It's like Naked Gun in written form ;)

Tyrael
January 24th 2012

20740 Comments


Are there still people out there clamoring for new Marilyn Manson music?

*RAGE*



fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

21582 Comments


I still like Marilyn Manson

Minushuman24
January 24th 2012

244 Comments


Fuck yes, I love cracked

MisterSteel
January 24th 2012

453 Comments


lol Scott Stapp [2]

astrel
January 24th 2012

2614 Comments


Cracked: Usually an interesting read. Never actually funny.

Yazz_Flute
January 24th 2012

18764 Comments


Seanbaby is pretty consistently not funny


You're shitting me. Seanbaby's by far the funniest writer on the site, and I like most of the staff members.

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ThePac
January 24th 2012

219 Comments


wow that article was fucking quality

'Are you excited about that? If so, you're probably a dude who has both a boyfriend and insanely shitty taste in music or a 12-year-old girl who's too naive to realize that Adam Lambert will never be your boyfriend. The rest of the world, rightfully, will not care.'

Damn too good lol

MrxSelfxDestruct
January 24th 2012

495 Comments


Article was great until he badmouthed the new Karate Kid. Movie is underrated, kid gave a good performance.

ThePac
January 24th 2012

219 Comments


'Somewhere Between Lust and Love? What the fuck does that mean? Why not just call the album Like?'

lmao

LetoAtreides
January 24th 2012

315 Comments


I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass. [3]

GraviVice9
January 24th 2012

38 Comments


Im actually looking forward to most of the albums on this list. #1 especially due to my belief that i am the only person i know who likes Crees/Scott Stapp.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

49801 Comments


why would you admit that

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Ommushwo
January 24th 2012

112 Comments


You gotta love Seanbaby for his Man Comics. I'd totally read "Punchmaster" and "Spontaneo, the dog who doesn't give a f*ck".

They're also armed with John Cheese.

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

21582 Comments


what the writer said about MM is
what i've been saying for years.

tbh it's pretty accurate, but I still like his music

elephantREVOLUTION
January 24th 2012

2736 Comments


"This whole list is complete shit since cracked decided to completely ignore the greatest Scorpions' song "No One Like you."

Fuck you, cracked."

what about the zoo?


Blackbelt54
January 24th 2012

4268 Comments


yay cracked

Kris.
January 24th 2012

12152 Comments


Are you an overweight 14-year-old who feels like your parents don't understand you? If so, this is probably the album for you. Also, shut the hell up. It's not that your parents don't understand you, it's just that raising a child who wears clown makeup without being paid for it means they rightfully view you as a massive disappointment.


laughed so fucking hard

botb
January 24th 2012

9560 Comments


this rules hahaha

americanohno
January 24th 2012

1599 Comments


I thought this article sucked kinda.

eh idk I usually like cracked but this article went after low-hanging fruit rather lazily.

but the stuff about record labels made me laugh everytime so...
hell

HeathenTemple
January 24th 2012

80 Comments


"For one thing, a new ICP album means that, no matter how hard we've prayed for it, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope or whatever they're calling themselves these days have not perished in a fiery plane crash."

This made me lol. Cracked rules

DeathByDaydream
January 24th 2012

546 Comments


is brett michaels really naming his album "get your rock on"? i'm astounded.

ev0ken
January 24th 2012

586 Comments


didn't even know any of this shit was coming out.

Spec
January 24th 2012

27062 Comments


Read this earlier. It was funny.

gabethepiratesquid
January 24th 2012

4521 Comments


This wasn't really funny, just "Hahaha these guys are terrible and whoever likes them are terrible". Oh well, don't care about any of these albums anyway. Whip My Hair was a cool song, though.

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012

15887 Comments


What? That's like saying, "That chick wasn't hot. She was just like, 'oh, look at my tig-ol-bitties and sweet ass'..." That's the whole freakin' point!!!

MO
January 24th 2012

18261 Comments


lol "even jesus hates creed"

DanggitBobbeh
January 24th 2012

33 Comments


That writer was trying too hard to be Soren Bowie.


Trying 8waaaaaay* too hard to be Bowie.

gabethepiratesquid
January 24th 2012

4521 Comments


@Willie: Not really. I don't know anything about Willow Smith beyond Whip My Hair, which was a catchy single, but I don't know if it's anything that would be able to last an album.

@andcas: lol wat that wasn't even the point Willie was making.

ChuckyTruant
January 24th 2012

15707 Comments


Haha that Bret michaels video was too great

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Idnuf
January 24th 2012

1491 Comments


andcas is your sputnik persona just a ruse or are you actually a walking stereotype?

VanitySeason
January 24th 2012

396 Comments


"Im actually looking forward to most of the albums on this list. #1 especially due to my belief that i am the only person i know who likes Crees/Scott Stapp."

aaaaaaaaaand there goes all your credibility on this site

iamSeraph
January 24th 2012

857 Comments


stapp did some pretty decent things in the past..why hate him that much. also alter bridge is kind of inspired by his work, so...dunno.

despite this nice & funny list.

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Idnuf
January 24th 2012

1491 Comments


of someone who listens to any music that isn't on the radio

all I ever see you do is talk shit about the artists always criticized by people who think the music they listen to is underground and oh so special. you go on a lil wayne thread, or a waka flocka thread and talk about how much they suck and then when open minded people say that they enjoy these artists regardless of what idiots may think you go "lololol omg so fucking bad like wow the lyrics are so bad just wow omg wow"

TrstN01
January 24th 2012

800 Comments


I found nothing funny besides Adam Lambert's record label.

GraviVice9
January 24th 2012

38 Comments


@Vanity Really?


JWT155
January 24th 2012

9205 Comments


LOVE Cracked.com

sniper
January 24th 2012

19000 Comments


this really wasn't even funny.

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Idnuf
January 24th 2012

1491 Comments


@andcas nope not really melodramatic. for the record whip my hair is a fucking atrocious song, js you pick the easiest targets and go in on them armed with generic opinions

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

9033 Comments


Adam Brown is probably my least favorite Cracked writer

RodTFD
January 24th 2012

102 Comments


even jesus hates creed

Ignimbrite
January 24th 2012

5298 Comments


lol

Irving
Staff Reviewer
January 24th 2012

7144 Comments


WIN.

UnnamedOcean
January 24th 2012

3950 Comments


Always up for a cracked article. I actually liked the choices in this list. They didn't go with all the stereotypical trash.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012

49801 Comments


Cracked are like pringles, you can't read just one

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012

15887 Comments


I do. The ridges are like grooves in a record. You just have to have the right tool to decipher the message.

AngelofDeath
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2012

16134 Comments


What? That's like saying, "That chick wasn't hot. She was just like, 'oh, look at my tig-ol-bitties and sweet ass'..." That's the whole freakin' point!!!


lol

KSK1
January 25th 2012

4072 Comments


Lol, the ICP one was especially awesome. Also, why isn't Scott Stapp dead yet?

Emim
January 25th 2012

26509 Comments


Seanbaby makes me laugh more than any other writer on that site. His humor is random and kind of weird. It's like Naked Gun in written form ;)


This. Cracked is a daily visit for me.

CelestialDust
January 25th 2012

3155 Comments


tell your avatar to shut the hell up

Emim
January 25th 2012

26509 Comments


Was gonna think of something witty but instead I'll just make a meaningless post so as to post my avatar again.

CelestialDust
January 25th 2012

3155 Comments


fuckin thing just absorbed carl sagan...

Emim
January 25th 2012

26509 Comments


Stay with us, sir. Help is on the way!

JAV
January 25th 2012

1921 Comments


I hate cracked.
Cuz the entire site is like a drug.

iambandersnatch
January 25th 2012

1466 Comments


my gf got offended by this list cuz it had adam lambert on it lol

sniper
January 25th 2012

19000 Comments


she sounds awesome

VanitySeason
January 25th 2012

396 Comments


@gravivice You're lucky you didn't say you liked nickelback. Goddamn I hate nickelback and the jokes about nickelback are equally as bad.

gabethepiratesquid
January 25th 2012

4521 Comments


I could look at Emim's avatar for hours. I just need acid to make it even better.

Hopeland
January 25th 2012

275 Comments


I cannot stand willow smith

GraviVice9
January 25th 2012

38 Comments


@ Vanity I have some standards, just their different. and nickelback blows

Gmork89
January 26th 2012

5485 Comments


Poor Scott Stapp.

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Hospital
January 26th 2012

2035 Comments


this was okay, expected some different targets.

feel like he took the easy route...

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