Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
2012-01-24 by Trey Spencer STAFF | 83 Comments
The guys over at Cracked.com have released a list containing their Top 7 least anticipated albums of 2012. Head on over there for a few chuckles.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-least-anticipated-albums-2012/
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Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012
16019 Comments


I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass.

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Electric City
Staff Reviewer
January 24th 2012
15740 Comments


and here i was just about to bitch to the mods about this

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Metamorphosis
January 24th 2012
420 Comments


God yes! Cracked is fucking great.

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Hep Kat
January 24th 2012
15351 Comments


i like cracked. i've written a couple things for their topics sections that i refuse to link to anyone because i dont really think they're all that funny


but yeah this is good

Nikkolae
January 24th 2012
4849 Comments


read this when i got work, The Bret Michaels one made lol pretty bad

Acanthus
January 24th 2012
9543 Comments


I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass.

Yup.


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bloc
January 24th 2012
34873 Comments


Trey take this down, you might get banned man.

MalleusMaleficarum
January 24th 2012
14344 Comments


Are you an overweight 14-year-old who feels like your parents don't understand you? If so, this is probably the album for you. Also, shut the hell up.


fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
21969 Comments


ffs don't link me to cracked I end up with like ten tabs open

Aphrodisiac
January 24th 2012
1739 Comments


Record Label: Wherever American Idol runners-up go to die


MO
January 24th 2012
18776 Comments


Cracked rules

Ire
January 24th 2012
41790 Comments


yeah ossum article

MisterTornado
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
4507 Comments


lol Scott Stapp

tables
January 24th 2012
125 Comments


anything that gets more people addicted to crack is fine with me

LTDA
January 24th 2012
281 Comments


This whole list is complete shit since cracked decided to completely ignore the greatest Scorpions' song "No One Like you."

Fuck you, cracked.

sportsboy
January 24th 2012
640 Comments


cracked is genius
thank you trey

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RyanDonahoe
January 24th 2012
142 Comments


The sheer amount of bullshit non-music related news, lists from other websites, and news about bands everyone on here loathes........and you people are gonna bitch that this is news.


grow up.


Satellite
January 24th 2012
20819 Comments


i love cracked

TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
7126 Comments


I feel like with any website where writers are forced to output funny content consistently, there would be some duds. But I seriously have never come across a cracked article I didn't enjoy and they always have some hilarious lines in them.

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012
16019 Comments


The picture captions are always funny too. Looks like RyanDonahoe is having a heavy-flow day.

Captain North
January 24th 2012
6789 Comments


Seanbaby is pretty consistently not funny

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012
16019 Comments


Seanbaby makes me laugh more than any other writer on that site. His humor is random and kind of weird. It's like Naked Gun in written form ;)

Tyrael
January 24th 2012
20885 Comments


Are there still people out there clamoring for new Marilyn Manson music?

*RAGE*



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fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
21969 Comments


I still like Marilyn Manson

Minushuman24
January 24th 2012
294 Comments


Fuck yes, I love cracked

MisterSteel
January 24th 2012
453 Comments


lol Scott Stapp [2]

astrel
January 24th 2012
2614 Comments


Cracked: Usually an interesting read. Never actually funny.

Yazz_Flute
January 24th 2012
18787 Comments


Seanbaby is pretty consistently not funny


You're shitting me. Seanbaby's by far the funniest writer on the site, and I like most of the staff members.

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ThePac
January 24th 2012
219 Comments


wow that article was fucking quality

'Are you excited about that? If so, you're probably a dude who has both a boyfriend and insanely shitty taste in music or a 12-year-old girl who's too naive to realize that Adam Lambert will never be your boyfriend. The rest of the world, rightfully, will not care.'

Damn too good lol

MrxSelfxDestruct
January 24th 2012
495 Comments


Article was great until he badmouthed the new Karate Kid. Movie is underrated, kid gave a good performance.

ThePac
January 24th 2012
219 Comments


'Somewhere Between Lust and Love? What the fuck does that mean? Why not just call the album Like?'

lmao

LetoAtreides
January 24th 2012
315 Comments


I don't give a shit about how this is barely news cause Cracked kicks ass. [3]

GraviVice9
January 24th 2012
38 Comments


Im actually looking forward to most of the albums on this list. #1 especially due to my belief that i am the only person i know who likes Crees/Scott Stapp.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
50458 Comments


why would you admit that

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Ommushwo
January 24th 2012
112 Comments


You gotta love Seanbaby for his Man Comics. I'd totally read "Punchmaster" and "Spontaneo, the dog who doesn't give a f*ck".

They're also armed with John Cheese.

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
21969 Comments


what the writer said about MM is
what i've been saying for years.

tbh it's pretty accurate, but I still like his music

elephantREVOLUTION
January 24th 2012
2750 Comments


"This whole list is complete shit since cracked decided to completely ignore the greatest Scorpions' song "No One Like you."

Fuck you, cracked."

what about the zoo?


Blackbelt54
January 24th 2012
4275 Comments


yay cracked

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Kris.
January 24th 2012
12345 Comments


Are you an overweight 14-year-old who feels like your parents don't understand you? If so, this is probably the album for you. Also, shut the hell up. It's not that your parents don't understand you, it's just that raising a child who wears clown makeup without being paid for it means they rightfully view you as a massive disappointment.


laughed so fucking hard

botb
January 24th 2012
9689 Comments


this rules hahaha

americanohno
January 24th 2012
1601 Comments


I thought this article sucked kinda.

eh idk I usually like cracked but this article went after low-hanging fruit rather lazily.

but the stuff about record labels made me laugh everytime so...
hell

HeathenTemple
January 24th 2012
80 Comments


"For one thing, a new ICP album means that, no matter how hard we've prayed for it, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope or whatever they're calling themselves these days have not perished in a fiery plane crash."

This made me lol. Cracked rules

DeathByDaydream
January 24th 2012
546 Comments


is brett michaels really naming his album "get your rock on"? i'm astounded.

ev0ken
January 24th 2012
586 Comments


didn't even know any of this shit was coming out.

Spec
January 24th 2012
27179 Comments


Read this earlier. It was funny.

gabethepiratesquid
January 24th 2012
4521 Comments


This wasn't really funny, just "Hahaha these guys are terrible and whoever likes them are terrible". Oh well, don't care about any of these albums anyway. Whip My Hair was a cool song, though.

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012
16019 Comments


What? That's like saying, "That chick wasn't hot. She was just like, 'oh, look at my tig-ol-bitties and sweet ass'..." That's the whole freakin' point!!!

MO
January 24th 2012
18776 Comments


lol "even jesus hates creed"

DanggitBobbeh
January 24th 2012
33 Comments


That writer was trying too hard to be Soren Bowie.


Trying 8waaaaaay* too hard to be Bowie.

gabethepiratesquid
January 24th 2012
4521 Comments


@Willie: Not really. I don't know anything about Willow Smith beyond Whip My Hair, which was a catchy single, but I don't know if it's anything that would be able to last an album.

@andcas: lol wat that wasn't even the point Willie was making.

ChuckyTruant
January 24th 2012
15719 Comments


Haha that Bret michaels video was too great

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Idnuf
January 24th 2012
1491 Comments


andcas is your sputnik persona just a ruse or are you actually a walking stereotype?

VanitySeason
January 24th 2012
396 Comments


"Im actually looking forward to most of the albums on this list. #1 especially due to my belief that i am the only person i know who likes Crees/Scott Stapp."

aaaaaaaaaand there goes all your credibility on this site

iamSeraph
January 24th 2012
863 Comments


stapp did some pretty decent things in the past..why hate him that much. also alter bridge is kind of inspired by his work, so...dunno.

despite this nice & funny list.

Idnuf
January 24th 2012
1491 Comments


of someone who listens to any music that isn't on the radio

all I ever see you do is talk shit about the artists always criticized by people who think the music they listen to is underground and oh so special. you go on a lil wayne thread, or a waka flocka thread and talk about how much they suck and then when open minded people say that they enjoy these artists regardless of what idiots may think you go "lololol omg so fucking bad like wow the lyrics are so bad just wow omg wow"

TrstN01
January 24th 2012
800 Comments


I found nothing funny besides Adam Lambert's record label.

GraviVice9
January 24th 2012
38 Comments


@Vanity Really?


JWT155
January 24th 2012
9262 Comments


LOVE Cracked.com

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sniper
January 24th 2012
19059 Comments


this really wasn't even funny.

Idnuf
January 24th 2012
1491 Comments


@andcas nope not really melodramatic. for the record whip my hair is a fucking atrocious song, js you pick the easiest targets and go in on them armed with generic opinions

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
9034 Comments


Adam Brown is probably my least favorite Cracked writer

RodTFD
January 24th 2012
102 Comments


even jesus hates creed

Ignimbrite
January 24th 2012
5356 Comments


lol

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Irving
Staff Reviewer
January 24th 2012
7307 Comments


WIN.

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UnnamedOcean
January 24th 2012
3966 Comments


Always up for a cracked article. I actually liked the choices in this list. They didn't go with all the stereotypical trash.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
January 24th 2012
50458 Comments


Cracked are like pringles, you can't read just one

Willie
Moderator
January 24th 2012
16019 Comments


I do. The ridges are like grooves in a record. You just have to have the right tool to decipher the message.

AngelofDeath
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2012
16137 Comments


What? That's like saying, "That chick wasn't hot. She was just like, 'oh, look at my tig-ol-bitties and sweet ass'..." That's the whole freakin' point!!!


lol

KSK1
January 25th 2012
4084 Comments


Lol, the ICP one was especially awesome. Also, why isn't Scott Stapp dead yet?

Emim
January 25th 2012
26625 Comments


Seanbaby makes me laugh more than any other writer on that site. His humor is random and kind of weird. It's like Naked Gun in written form ;)


This. Cracked is a daily visit for me.

CelestialDust
January 25th 2012
3155 Comments


tell your avatar to shut the hell up

Emim
January 25th 2012
26625 Comments


Was gonna think of something witty but instead I'll just make a meaningless post so as to post my avatar again.

CelestialDust
January 25th 2012
3155 Comments


fuckin thing just absorbed carl sagan...

Emim
January 25th 2012
26625 Comments


Stay with us, sir. Help is on the way!

JAV
January 25th 2012
1939 Comments


I hate cracked.
Cuz the entire site is like a drug.

iambandersnatch
January 25th 2012
1481 Comments


my gf got offended by this list cuz it had adam lambert on it lol

sniper
January 25th 2012
19059 Comments


she sounds awesome

VanitySeason
January 25th 2012
396 Comments


@gravivice You're lucky you didn't say you liked nickelback. Goddamn I hate nickelback and the jokes about nickelback are equally as bad.

gabethepiratesquid
January 25th 2012
4521 Comments


I could look at Emim's avatar for hours. I just need acid to make it even better.

Hopeland
January 25th 2012
275 Comments


I cannot stand willow smith

GraviVice9
January 25th 2012
38 Comments


@ Vanity I have some standards, just their different. and nickelback blows

Gmork89
January 26th 2012
5513 Comments


Poor Scott Stapp.

Hospital
January 26th 2012
2058 Comments


this was okay, expected some different targets.

feel like he took the easy route...



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