Randy Blythe campaigning?
2012-01-07 by CakeWithCream | 87 Comments
Lamb of God's front man Randy Blythe announced on his tumblr that he is disgusted by this year's presidential candidates and that he's decided the country needs someone like him to lead. He states his views of the candidates and congress and talks of his plans once he becomes president, which involves being shot by a Marine and going to boot camp. If he wants to go to war with another country then he will have to kill one of the enemy in man-to-man combat. In his next announcement he'll address his ideas for domestic policy and economic reform.

http://randonesia.tumblr.com/post/15251001685/i-want-to-be-the-big-cheese
Tagged: Lamb of God

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TheArkitecht
January 7th 2012
1673 Comments


lol okay then.

eternium
January 7th 2012
16338 Comments


I still like Lamb of God.

KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


Metal in the White House, cool

zxlkho
January 7th 2012
3465 Comments


hahahahahahahahahaha

SpiritCrusher2
January 7th 2012
3164 Comments


"I will be escorted about twenty yards away and be shot publicly in a non-lethal area of my body by a highly trained Navy SEAL sniper"

I hope he misses and shoots him in the head

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zaruyache
January 7th 2012
6894 Comments


m/

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chesse13
January 7th 2012
3796 Comments


i don't understand..

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fuckthatnoise
January 7th 2012
1479 Comments


i heard their new album sucks lol.

DoABarrelRoll
January 7th 2012
342 Comments


Could be worse
It could be Herman Cain

Sevhead
January 7th 2012
569 Comments


"After all the nations in the entire world witness America’s new President, an insane looking heavily tattooed freak, getting shot ON HIS OWN ORDER as soon as he takes office, then crawling all bloody to an ambulance, cussing the whole way and screaming pure hate in a monstrous voice tortured by years of touring and Marlboro Reds, they will think twice before fucking with us. I can promise you that."

KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


I remember some video of Randy allowing some dude to just blast him in the face and KO him. So he may not be lying that he'd do that

HeathenTemple
January 7th 2012
80 Comments


I wonder if he was at all intoxicated while typing this

zxlkho
January 7th 2012
3465 Comments


As hilarious as this is, I'd probably want to have him be president over all the idiots running in the GOP right now (Ron Paul excluded)

AfterTheBreakdown
January 7th 2012
7157 Comments


I'd vote for him.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2012
50568 Comments


this guy is a dumbass

Mabbitt
January 7th 2012
1369 Comments


Slightly scared.

Ovrot
January 7th 2012
10508 Comments


lol

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Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
January 7th 2012
18725 Comments


im voting for vermin supreme

http://i.imgur.com/qr0CV.jpg

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eternium
January 7th 2012
16338 Comments


...what

deathofasalesman
January 7th 2012
5851 Comments


This sounds like a joke. He can't be serious.

HeathenTemple
January 7th 2012
80 Comments


"F*ck the dumb sh*t"

Durrzo
January 7th 2012
1112 Comments


This made me laugh quite a bit, guy is fucking crazy.

Xenophanes
Emeritus
January 7th 2012
10614 Comments


Seriously why did this make the news?

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Spec
January 7th 2012
27190 Comments


right on

Torii
January 7th 2012
816 Comments


Seriously why did this make the news? [2]

DeadBeat
January 7th 2012
529 Comments


Damn this guy is a good troll

FictionalFlames
January 7th 2012
1516 Comments


Wait wut?


He's got my vote... that's if he's serious.

SLAUGHTERDOZER
January 7th 2012
278 Comments


"Seriously why did this make the news?"

seriously why are you all still posting

Turtlestlker
January 7th 2012
821 Comments


I would vote for him.

KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


I'd vote for him.

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2012
22014 Comments


I saw the bio for the main two republican candidates the other day. Honestly I don't know you can make these kinds of people supposed leaders of a 'free' world

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MoosechriS
January 7th 2012
5029 Comments


Funny as fuck hahahaha

Scoot
January 7th 2012
17818 Comments


not serious but the guy is a tool either way

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2012
50568 Comments


would still be better than sanctorum


BallsToTheWall
January 7th 2012
44644 Comments


seriously why are you all still posting (2)


every thread is littered with these "why is this news" cocksuckers. Just STFU and dont comment.


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zaruyache
January 7th 2012
6894 Comments


I'm going to wait until I hear his opinions on gay marriage and abortion before I decide whether to vote for him or not.

AsoTamaki
January 7th 2012
2525 Comments


This is far more newsworthy than things like that Psychostick nonsense anyway. Or even some of the release info for bands I see here. At least people know who Lamb of God is.

botb
January 7th 2012
9721 Comments


seriously why are you all still posting (3)


every thread is littered with these "why is this news" cocksuckers. Just STFU and dont comment. (2)


KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


yeah Aso, more entertaining too.....Psychostick is just dumb

HeathenTemple
January 7th 2012
80 Comments


every thread is littered with these "why is this news" cocksuckers. Just STFU and dont comment. (3)

theashesfromautumn01
January 7th 2012
1031 Comments


cmon seriously...wtf. also somewhat surprised he knows as much about politics as he does

DoABarrelRoll
January 7th 2012
342 Comments


Some of Lamb of God's content is political, I think As the Ashes Wake was their most political. It's not like cunning satire or a lecture though, it's just the topic.

FearThyEvil
January 7th 2012
12629 Comments


One reason why I love Blythe.

MO
January 7th 2012
18865 Comments


thread is full of youtube comments

North0House2
January 7th 2012
5876 Comments


Jesse Lacey 2012.

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newjunkaesthetic93
January 7th 2012
1871 Comments


This is the same "badass" that got knocked out by his guitarist in a girly little slap fight? What a joke...

KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


he can't help it if he gets KO'd easy

newjunkaesthetic93
January 7th 2012
1871 Comments


"he can't help it if he gets KO'd easy"

So how's that "If he wants to go to war with another country then he will have to kill one of the enemy in man-to-man combat." that whole thing gonna work out?

KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


wars between countries aren't fought and decided by 1 man on each side lol...and who gives a shit if he dies, it's his attitude and what he's saying that is funny/cool.

krazytom
January 7th 2012
123 Comments


I'd vote for him over any other republican candidate

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InFiction
January 7th 2012
3686 Comments


Haha, what the fuck.

Killerhit
January 7th 2012
5254 Comments


He's at least more sane than Rick Perry

But that doesn't have a whole lot of validity.

whywontyoudie
January 7th 2012
3063 Comments


the fuck is this

JeetJeet
January 7th 2012
744 Comments


you're all taking this too serious

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CakeWithCream
January 7th 2012
1025 Comments


he's still better than all of the GOP candidates, but if he does run it'd be too easy for the other candidates to slander him, not to mention that there's also negative stereotypes associated with metalheads

BugZoid
January 7th 2012
331 Comments


He was all shitfaced.

FearThyEvil
January 7th 2012
12629 Comments


This is the same "badass" that got knocked out by his guitarist in a girly little slap fight? What a joke...

He was also beyond hammered.

Tyrannic
January 7th 2012
3262 Comments


Makes Andrew Jackson look like a pussy.

theashesfromautumn01
January 7th 2012
1031 Comments


ur avatar is adorable^

BlueW
January 7th 2012
2102 Comments


I still don't understand American's patriotism even amongst their most their most liberal. Get over it, it's a stupid ideal.

DatsNotDaMetulz
January 7th 2012
1816 Comments


I'd vote for him...

... if I lived in America and was eligible to vote. As a Brit born and raised I am not. Still, Blythe would be the most sane candidate the Republicans would have, and the only one that I think has a chance of beating Obama. Metalheads are a big demographic and the chance to get a metal musician in the White House could override their political views e.g. I'm a staunch Socialist but would vote for Blythe. But then again there's no such thing as Socialism in America and it would have little affect on me as I'm not a US resident.

KjSwantko
January 7th 2012
9443 Comments


Blue, Fuck off asshole

VanitySeason
January 7th 2012
396 Comments


submitted the same article like 2 days ago, no care ever

I thought this was fuckin' hilarious m/

bloc
January 7th 2012
34925 Comments


Who cares new album sucks

Satellite
January 7th 2012
20826 Comments


dude sounds super intelligent

OllieS
January 7th 2012
2033 Comments


'After I make it through boot camp and come out a lean, mean, presidential killing machine'

theBlackWidow
January 7th 2012
465 Comments


I would cry if he growled his whole speech.

OnlyAnchors
January 7th 2012
867 Comments


id vote for him. but not because of the blog post. because of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd4IUKeTL80

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Ending
January 8th 2012
1917 Comments


Good luck.

Durrzo
January 8th 2012
1112 Comments


Who cares new album sucks


Nuh uh.

Satellite
January 8th 2012
20826 Comments


Blythe would be the most sane candidate the Republicans would have, and the only one that I think has a chance of beating Obama. Metalheads are a big demographic and the chance to get a metal musician in the White House could override their political views

not sure if srs...

SpiritCrusher2
January 8th 2012
3164 Comments


lol u silly americans

thumbcrusher
January 8th 2012
3596 Comments


"the chance to get a metal musician in the White House could override their political views"

hahah oh dear

Tijnmans
January 8th 2012
357 Comments


This guy needs a fucking therapist!

DatsNotDaMetulz
January 8th 2012
1816 Comments


Course I'm not serious.

"Who cares new album sucks"

And how would you know? Not been illegally downloading unfinished mixes of the album have you?

Timmons
January 8th 2012
561 Comments


shot by a 50 calibre? plz

ReadyForTheHouse
January 8th 2012
51 Comments


As crazy as being shot by a Navy SEAL in a non-lethal area after election sounds, is it as crazy as going ahead with the birth of a child with a fatal defect and then taking the newly born corpse home to your other children so they could "cuddle it" like Rick Santorum, the man who came 2nd in Iowa?!

lauriej
January 8th 2012
1712 Comments


made me lol, got my vote

Pentagon
January 8th 2012
1998 Comments


made me lol, got my vote [2]

dnor
January 8th 2012
3978 Comments


To be 100% Honest: I really don't want to vote for an actual president this year, so I might be willing to start a legitimate movement amongst internet individuals to put him as a write-in, just so he makes a 1% vote ratio and gets mentioned on CNN/FoxNews/MSNBC.

Satellite
January 8th 2012
20826 Comments


you do realize that it would take nearly 2 million votes to garner even 1%, right?

dnor
January 8th 2012
3978 Comments


I'd better get started...

CutMan
January 8th 2012
1792 Comments


[link]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/CutManMetal/Wrath.png

simonpettersen
January 9th 2012
272 Comments


I'd vote! Haha, he'd probably change the national anthem.

krig9412
January 9th 2012
794 Comments


‘Well, well, well, what do we have here? Isn’t this just PRECIOUS” the drill sergeant will scream in my face “If it isn’t the goddamned President of the United fucking States. Do you think your special, boy? Do you think just because you fooled a bunch of goddamned idiots into voting you into the White House you deserve special treatment? Are you staring at my ass, son? Are you sweet for me? This is the Corps, not Harvey Milk’s San Francisco. Now drop and give me 50, you sub-human piece of shit!”

Anyone else read this in the drill sergeant voice from Full Metal Jacket?

OurNumbers
January 10th 2012
122 Comments


^ I did.

ZedO
February 19th 2012
1096 Comments


Cool...!!! So Mr. Blythe, from now on you're not only keeping yourself as Lamb of God but also preparing yourself as Lamb of US! It will be great someday when i switch on tv not presidential speech i listen to, but a growl...snarl...scream...what else do i expect???



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