Psychostick to marry Kate

2012-01-05 by DoABarrelRoll | 38 Comments
"Humorcore" band Psychostick has posted on their facebook they plan to "marry Kate Beckinsale" through a fundraiser. The band's official statement.

This time we're going to raise enough money to bribe Kate Beckinsale to marry the entity known as Psychostick. We will tastefully share Kate with the upmost respect and intrepid "gawking-at" that she deserves

The band posted a link to their "tips" to the band's website.
www.psychostick.com/tips

Tagged: Psychostick

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Acanthus
January 6th 2012
9810 Comments


I hope she guts them like the Death Dealer she is.

MisterTornado
January 6th 2012
4507 Comments


Probably marrying Kate because boobs

Acanthus
January 6th 2012
9810 Comments


Screw that man, her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film!

Scoot
January 6th 2012
18671 Comments


these guys are painfully unfunny for the most part

DeathByDaydream
January 6th 2012
546 Comments


i don't get it

Yazz_Flute
January 6th 2012
18938 Comments


They're hit or miss for sure. Seriously though, "Because Boobs" is gold.

drasticaction74
January 6th 2012
1841 Comments


upmost

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Ovrot
January 6th 2012
12909 Comments


band rules

Wolfhorde
January 6th 2012
15298 Comments


Obviously because boobs and girl directions.

SowingSeason
Moderator
January 6th 2012
24037 Comments


JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH

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Tyrael
January 6th 2012
21018 Comments


Why is this even news

Wolfhorde
January 6th 2012
15298 Comments


Dude, this is sputnik so don't even TRY to attempt at something serious.

Wheelah
January 6th 2012
756 Comments


It couldn't be a boob, 'cause it isn't very squishy...

BallsToTheWall
January 6th 2012
47862 Comments


her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film! (2)

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MO
January 6th 2012
21771 Comments


humorcore

Wolfhorde
January 6th 2012
15298 Comments


"her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film! (2)"
She looks better in those movies than she does in reality though.

MO
January 6th 2012
21771 Comments


she was smokin' in pearl harbor

renegadestrings
January 6th 2012
1509 Comments


this is not news, it's a sandwich

jayfatha
January 6th 2012
2918 Comments


What would make you think otherwise

DeafMetal
January 6th 2012
8596 Comments


news or nudes

DoABarrelRoll
January 6th 2012
342 Comments


Godspeed, Psychostick
godspeed...

Alrightmax
January 6th 2012
112 Comments


...wait is this octomom, or a different Kate?
I'm confused.

Edit: OHHHh that's Kate Gosselin... who the fuck is this then?

bloc
January 6th 2012
42029 Comments


One of the hottest actresses in this day

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botb
January 6th 2012
10981 Comments


tbh, i always thought some of their stuff was pretty funny. this is no different

cvlts
January 6th 2012
9410 Comments


bed, bath, and beyond comprehension

paxman
January 6th 2012
4084 Comments


This is so stupid and un-funny.

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Acanthus
January 6th 2012
9810 Comments


Edit: OHHHh that's Kate Gosselin... who the fuck is this then?

She's a vampire.

BallsToTheWall
January 6th 2012
47862 Comments


fapfap

omnipanzer
January 6th 2012
21814 Comments


"Did you steal our album?"
"We forgive you. "


LOL I love these guys... is their music any good?

Wheelah
January 6th 2012
756 Comments


Their music is actually great, making them a lot better than most of the other "comedy" bands.

syco722
January 6th 2012
497 Comments


This is the most news-worthy news in over a month

Durrzo
January 6th 2012
1437 Comments


her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film! (3)


FromDaHood
January 7th 2012
9107 Comments


BEER IS GOOD

Wolfhorde
January 7th 2012
15298 Comments


AND STUFF

DoABarrelRoll
January 7th 2012
342 Comments


LET'S GO DRINK SOME

XingKing
January 7th 2012
12162 Comments


Why is this even news [2]

metallicass
January 8th 2012
28 Comments


they obviously think she is a song, not a sandwich

DeafMetal
January 8th 2012
8596 Comments


beer a sandwich involving corned beef and a dill pickle right now would be perfect



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