Psychostick to marry Kate
2012-01-05 by DoABarrelRoll | 39 Comments
"Humorcore" band Psychostick has posted on their facebook they plan to "marry Kate Beckinsale" through a fundraiser. The band's official statement.

This time we're going to raise enough money to bribe Kate Beckinsale to marry the entity known as Psychostick. We will tastefully share Kate with the upmost respect and intrepid "gawking-at" that she deserves

The band posted a link to their "tips" to the band's website.
www.psychostick.com/tips
Tagged: Psychostick

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Acanthus
January 6th 2012
9543 Comments


I hope she guts them like the Death Dealer she is.

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MisterTornado
Contributing Reviewer
January 6th 2012
4507 Comments


Probably marrying Kate because boobs

Acanthus
January 6th 2012
9543 Comments


Screw that man, her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film!

Scoot
January 6th 2012
17839 Comments


these guys are painfully unfunny for the most part

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DeathByDaydream
January 6th 2012
546 Comments


i don't get it

Yazz_Flute
January 6th 2012
18819 Comments


They're hit or miss for sure. Seriously though, "Because Boobs" is gold.

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drasticaction74
January 6th 2012
1743 Comments


upmost

Ovrot
January 6th 2012
10514 Comments


band rules

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Wolfhorde
January 6th 2012
13672 Comments


Obviously because boobs and girl directions.

SowingSeason
Staff Reviewer
January 6th 2012
16571 Comments


JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH

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Tyrael
January 6th 2012
20928 Comments


Why is this even news

Wolfhorde
January 6th 2012
13672 Comments


Dude, this is sputnik so don't even TRY to attempt at something serious.

Wheelah
January 6th 2012
756 Comments


It couldn't be a boob, 'cause it isn't very squishy...

BallsToTheWall
January 6th 2012
44713 Comments


her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film! (2)

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MO
January 6th 2012
18884 Comments


humorcore

Wolfhorde
January 6th 2012
13672 Comments


"her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film! (2)"
She looks better in those movies than she does in reality though.

MO
January 6th 2012
18884 Comments


she was smokin' in pearl harbor

renegadestrings
January 6th 2012
1456 Comments


this is not news, it's a sandwich

jayfatha
January 6th 2012
2882 Comments


What would make you think otherwise

DeafMetal
January 6th 2012
8588 Comments


news or nudes

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DoABarrelRoll
January 6th 2012
342 Comments


Godspeed, Psychostick
godspeed...

Alrightmax
January 6th 2012
112 Comments


...wait is this octomom, or a different Kate?
I'm confused.

Edit: OHHHh that's Kate Gosselin... who the fuck is this then?

bloc
January 6th 2012
34951 Comments


One of the hottest actresses in this day

botb
January 6th 2012
9722 Comments


tbh, i always thought some of their stuff was pretty funny. this is no different

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cvlts
January 6th 2012
8968 Comments


bed, bath, and beyond comprehension

paxman
January 6th 2012
4084 Comments


This is so stupid and un-funny.

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Acanthus
January 6th 2012
9543 Comments


Edit: OHHHh that's Kate Gosselin... who the fuck is this then?

She's a vampire.

BallsToTheWall
January 6th 2012
44713 Comments


fapfap

omnipanzer
January 6th 2012
21626 Comments


"Did you steal our album?"
"We forgive you. "


LOL I love these guys... is their music any good?

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Wheelah
January 6th 2012
756 Comments


Their music is actually great, making them a lot better than most of the other "comedy" bands.

static2dope
January 6th 2012
898 Comments


"This is so stupid and un-funny.

Upmost [2]"

funny that the guy calling things un-funny is also the guy who thinks hating on nickelback is still funny and relevant

syco722
January 6th 2012
492 Comments


This is the most news-worthy news in over a month

Durrzo
January 6th 2012
1115 Comments


her eyes are where it's at. So looking forward to the next Underworld film! (3)


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FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2012
9060 Comments


BEER IS GOOD

Wolfhorde
January 7th 2012
13672 Comments


AND STUFF

DoABarrelRoll
January 7th 2012
342 Comments


LET'S GO DRINK SOME

XingKing
January 7th 2012
10882 Comments


Why is this even news [2]

metallicass
January 8th 2012
28 Comments


they obviously think she is a song, not a sandwich

DeafMetal
January 8th 2012
8588 Comments


beer a sandwich involving corned beef and a dill pickle right now would be perfect



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