|Joe Jonas posts new single|
2011-08-10 by Dave Donnelly STAFF | 59 Replies | 2844 Views
All-grown-up Joe Jonas has posted his new single 'Love Slayer' on AOL's music blog.
oh great how fucking exciting.
Woah guys, he grew a five o'clock shadow; so he must not be a pussy anymore.
yeah guys hes pretty fucking hot now.
this was the hot one right?
stubble, edgy haircut, working on solo stuff....
clearly he's just trying to get laid by even more hot 17 year olds than he did before. can you blame him?
I thought his 5 minutes were over
Digging: Barrow - Though I'm Alone
No he fucking doesn't
alright, I'm okay with that.
Oh my good lord this guy is a douche holy shit.
Love Slayer? I'm fucking stoked minus the s
iFghtffyrdmns is smacked
i'm gonna run away now
maybe the song is about how he loves slayer?
or maybe its loves layer. like, layers of a cake or something.
he kind of looks like jay baruchel with a facial hair attempt
What am i missing? Did the Jonas brothers break up?
Digging: Evenings - Yore
He banged Ashley Greene which makes him infinitely cooler than every one of you.
She's not all that great, so wrong. Not to say I wouldn't finger-blast her, but still. My beard is both thicker AND more lustrous than his. He has his work cut out.
"He banged Ashley Greene which makes him infinitely cooler than every one of you."
pics or it didn't happen
Incidentally, Joe is the only Jonas who I haven't seen up close in person.
i'm ready for Ashley Greene's sex tape to be released
I would never leave my house.
I do that anyway
I love Slayer too.
I think when all is said and done this Joe character will only be remembered for the questionable idea that he may or may not have got it in and sucked on Greene's perfectly natural tatas and hopefully gave her a few good spankings, if he's not a complete puss
"I thought his 5 minutes were over"
Apparently he wants the full 15 minutes, shit
Apparently he forgot about his purity ring
mickey bitch slapping him around on south park.
Digging: Waxahatchee - American Weekend
woah ashley greene is sexy
What I wouldn't give to be able to punch this fucker...
Has he still not touched a vagina?
I love Slayer too bro!!
He's starting to look more like Enrique Iglesia now.
she's not nearly as great as you idiots make her out to be, but she's pretty.
INSTANT CLASSIC. 5/5
this guy needs bigger eyebrows if he wants to be taken seriously
WOAH. I just Ctrl+F'd this bitch and found no results of either "gay" OR "fag." Good innings, Sputnik! You just might be evolving!
hahahaha yeah that's kind of surprising/impressive
you're such a gay fag
I've been waiting for this for such a long time.
He looks like this one guy I saw in a store somewhere once.
Digging: SORNE - Ego Altar
i prefer the brother who pretends to be john mayer
Who knew Joe Jonas loved Slayer? I'm impressed by his taste.
I believe that is the one with type 1 diabetes waior.
i would have never known!
How could I be a fag when all I want is a pure lifestyle?