Sean Kingston in intensive care
2011-05-30 by Dr Dave De Sylvia STAFF | 69 Comments
Singer Sean Kingston is in intensive care in a Miami hospital after crashing his jet ski into a bridge.

The 21-year-old was found along with a female passenger by the Palm Island Bridge on Sunday evening. The passenger was wearing her lifevest, however Kingston appeared to have lost his during the crash.

A member of the Coast Guard team that rescued Kingston told TMZ.com that he was conscious and responsive but “puking up blood out of his mouth.”
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psykonaut
May 30th 2011
3913 Comments


damn, dude must suck at jetskiing

Countess
May 30th 2011
818 Comments


^^^
genuine concern right there

pedroia55
May 30th 2011
1461 Comments


Weird I just saw this on the news and was going to come post about it

Eulogize
May 30th 2011
2969 Comments


Would you respect me if I made music sonic?

pmmets07
May 30th 2011
5913 Comments


damn, dude must suck at jetskiing

hahahaha fucking loled

That fucking sucks though, fuck water sports. Get better Sean, even if you butchered a classic Zeppelin song.

demigod!
May 30th 2011
45003 Comments


sonic only you would get drunk on a monday

sweet

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Ire
May 30th 2011
41820 Comments


that sux

Neenahskater
May 30th 2011
353 Comments


Wow what a Klown

conradtao
Emeritus
May 30th 2011
2090 Comments


Sean Kingston's Greatest Hits, including:

• That one bridge

Demonicgman
May 30th 2011
417 Comments


came to my college, Albion in michigan. Terrible performance, he was an hour late at least, barely sung, when he did it
sucked.
And after he put on his two songs, the fire burning one and beautiful girl, he played Usher the rest of the time and just
said "put yo hands up" so stupid.

However i did get to dance with one fine girl so that was cool.

psykonaut
May 30th 2011
3913 Comments


oh god, conrad fucking nailed it
hahahahahahaha

Narshh
May 30th 2011
1186 Comments


that girl musta been fucking beautiful to have him so suicidal

JWT155
May 30th 2011
9318 Comments


Nice pun.

Shrapnel94
May 30th 2011
2213 Comments


Fuck you Narshh, I came here to make the exact same joke.

botb
May 30th 2011
9757 Comments


HAHAHAH conrad holy shit

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TomAkaVeto
May 30th 2011
1683 Comments


"came to my college, Albion in michigan. Terrible performance, he was an hour late at least, barely sung, when he did it

sucked.
And after he put on his two songs, the fire burning one and beautiful girl, he played Usher the rest of the time and just

said "put yo hands up" so stupid.

However i did get to dance with one fine girl so that was cool."

My friend is a member of TKE at Albion. I went to a Halloween party there back in '09. Kind of irrelevant, but I always
fine those coincidences funny.

PinkBlackberry
May 30th 2011
2346 Comments


This thread is full of so much Lol and win, respectively.

TheFantasticDangler
May 30th 2011
1171 Comments


lol hilarious thread, I don't rly know enough about Kingston to make a clever pun tho

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YouthCat
May 30th 2011
261 Comments


I don't know anything about Kingston either, but that conrad post was pure gold.

balcaen
May 30th 2011
3183 Comments


fuck, not what i expected
waiting for this fatass to have a heart attack

Tarnished
May 30th 2011
364 Comments


Too bad

demigod!
May 30th 2011
45003 Comments


lol Balcaen, that's what i expected too

sniper
May 30th 2011
19080 Comments


don't drink and jet ski kids

iFghtffyrdmns
May 30th 2011
7047 Comments


that girl musta been fucking beautiful to have him so suicidal

fuck.
beat me to it.

whywontyoudie
May 30th 2011
3063 Comments


LOL Conrad

DeafMetal
May 30th 2011
8588 Comments


legendary

Demonicgman
May 30th 2011
417 Comments


@tomakaveto that is a coincidence, pretty cool though.

Understanding In a Crash
May 31st 2011
427 Comments


"puking up blood out of his mouth" ???

where else has anyone "puked out blood"

tiesthatbind
May 31st 2011
7380 Comments


SOMEBODY CALL 911

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toolpeth182
May 31st 2011
191 Comments


this is horrible bahahaha

elephantREVOLUTION
May 31st 2011
2782 Comments


How are you guys joking about this? Sean and the whole Kingston family are hurtin right now. They need out support!

North0House2
May 31st 2011
5880 Comments


"Puking up blood out of his mouth."

I didn't know you could puke out of anything else. Thanks for the specificity.

lecolumbus
May 31st 2011
86 Comments


surprised that nobody is really giving any concern whatsoever
it did lead to a very funny thread though haha

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2011
28775 Comments



free passes to those whose insensitivity was pretty funny:
1. sonic (substance and delivery)
2. conrad (basically just delivery)

everybody else you're pretty lame

Ire
May 31st 2011
41820 Comments


: (

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2011
28775 Comments


people who didn't try to be funny + make douchy posts are implicitly excluded, syn. no need for sad emoticons we're cool.


Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2011
31475 Comments


In all seriousness, how do you not see a bridge coming?

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theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2011
28775 Comments


probably tough to figure that out w/o the logistics

it didn't say he like, went head-on into a bridge, coulda hit another boat's wake at a bad angle or some shit...

wittwright
May 31st 2011
679 Comments


yeah, a wake can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing


DiceMan
May 31st 2011
7068 Comments


At least the puking got the twinkies out :thumb:

cfbassist
May 31st 2011
332 Comments


so weird, i read a news article earlier about this and it stated he was rescued by another boater who witnessed the crash, not the cost guard...

i feel as though TMZ is exaggerating the story just a tad

PostModernJellyfish
May 31st 2011
459 Comments


Hope Is A River, but not a Bridge.



sniper
May 31st 2011
19080 Comments


i just figure he was drunk.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2011
31475 Comments


it didn't say he like, went head-on into a bridge, coulda hit another boat's wake at a bad angle or some shit...


This is probably true, or something very similar to it (or he may have just been drunk like someone pointed out) but first impressions in reading this article don't bode well for Kingston's ability to see large objects

PostModernJellyfish
May 31st 2011
459 Comments


He'll write a song about it. It'll go on his next album.

Life goes on....

Nikkolae
May 31st 2011
4866 Comments


"but first impressions in reading this article don't bode well for Kingston's ability to see large objects"

fucking lol'd, i thought people here hated him but i now can see that no body truly gives a fuck about him, i just hope he doesnt die (and sing ever again) ya know?

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Eulogize
May 31st 2011
2969 Comments


Ill Will, oh shit, andcas' inner hip hop is coming out.

BonRurgundy
May 31st 2011
352 Comments


Maybe he was suicidal....

Asiatic667
May 31st 2011
4648 Comments


fuck ron burgundy you beat me to it

SideshowBob
May 31st 2011
51 Comments


at least he'll be a few pounds lighter when he gets out

Loanshark
May 31st 2011
333 Comments


I always hated the sound of his voice.

jcfiasco
May 31st 2011
465 Comments


so many lols in this thread.

YouGotLucky
May 31st 2011
946 Comments


Fuck this guy. His music is god awful. It's god paying him back now.

PropaneNightmares
May 31st 2011
115 Comments


fuck bridges

DarkNoctus
Contributing Reviewer
May 31st 2011
8936 Comments


the bridge swerved right in front of him :[

Ayon
May 31st 2011
160 Comments


I'll give this bridge my jet ski. Bridges love jet skis.

DarkNoctus
Contributing Reviewer
May 31st 2011
8936 Comments


the bridge was a beautiful girl :]

lancebramsay
May 31st 2011
1585 Comments


He's fine, I puke blood all the time and I'm still alive.

Steoandnoodles
May 31st 2011
2832 Comments


Ah poor guy. =/
Only 21.

demigod!
May 31st 2011
45003 Comments


as if he's so young, i thought he was like at least 25

taxidermist
May 31st 2011
7212 Comments


Jet Ski's, they'll have you suicidal...ok that was mean. Get better man :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4

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OhCaptain
May 31st 2011
199 Comments


it's hard to feel bad

like i get that he fucked himself up, but i can't even afford a jet ski so

fuck him i guess

Whispered4tw
May 31st 2011
627 Comments


i feel like im drowning in tha ocean, someone pweeze come and take meh awaaay

Tupik
May 31st 2011
673 Comments


lol conrad

shrapnel
May 31st 2011
735 Comments


i thought people here hated him but i now can see that no body truly gives a fuck about him

you'd have to give a shit about someone in order to hate him
he's just a bit annoying, not enough to hate him
I'd wish him a speedy recovery except, I don't really care

Yordy
May 31st 2011
525 Comments


Fuck, somebody beat me to the "Somebody call 911" joke.

AgentZero
May 31st 2011
322 Comments


Thread Of The Year 2011. I'm calling it now.

JAV
June 1st 2011
1963 Comments


The mental image of someone hitting a bridge with a jet ski amuses the hell out of me for some reason.

MCGF
June 2nd 2011
361 Comments


yeah how is he 21? he was big 5 years ago!



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