damn, dude must suck at jetskiing
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^^^
genuine concern right there
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Weird I just saw this on the news and was going to come post about it
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Would you respect me if I made music sonic?
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damn, dude must suck at jetskiing
hahahaha fucking loled
That fucking sucks though, fuck water sports. Get better Sean, even if you butchered a classic Zeppelin song.
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sonic only you would get drunk on a monday
sweet
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that sux
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Wow what a Klown
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Sean Kingston's Greatest Hits, including:
• That one bridge
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came to my college, Albion in michigan. Terrible performance, he was an hour late at least, barely sung, when he did it
sucked.
And after he put on his two songs, the fire burning one and beautiful girl, he played Usher the rest of the time and just
said "put yo hands up" so stupid.
However i did get to dance with one fine girl so that was cool.
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oh god, conrad fucking nailed it
hahahahahahaha
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that girl musta been fucking beautiful to have him so suicidal
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Nice pun.
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Fuck you Narshh, I came here to make the exact same joke.
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HAHAHAH conrad holy shit
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"came to my college, Albion in michigan. Terrible performance, he was an hour late at least, barely sung, when he did it
sucked.
And after he put on his two songs, the fire burning one and beautiful girl, he played Usher the rest of the time and just
said "put yo hands up" so stupid.
However i did get to dance with one fine girl so that was cool."
My friend is a member of TKE at Albion. I went to a Halloween party there back in '09. Kind of irrelevant, but I always
fine those coincidences funny.
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This thread is full of so much Lol and win, respectively.
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lol hilarious thread, I don't rly know enough about Kingston to make a clever pun tho 
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I don't know anything about Kingston either, but that conrad post was pure gold.
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fuck, not what i expected
waiting for this fatass to have a heart attack
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Too bad
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lol Balcaen, that's what i expected too
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don't drink and jet ski kids
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that girl musta been fucking beautiful to have him so suicidal
fuck.
beat me to it.
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LOL Conrad
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legendary
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@tomakaveto that is a coincidence, pretty cool though.
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"puking up blood out of his mouth" ???
where else has anyone "puked out blood"
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SOMEBODY CALL 911
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this is horrible bahahaha
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How are you guys joking about this? Sean and the whole Kingston family are hurtin right now. They need out support!
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"Puking up blood out of his mouth."
I didn't know you could puke out of anything else. Thanks for the specificity.
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surprised that nobody is really giving any concern whatsoever
it did lead to a very funny thread though haha
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free passes to those whose insensitivity was pretty funny:
1. sonic (substance and delivery)
2. conrad (basically just delivery)
everybody else you're pretty lame
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: (
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people who didn't try to be funny + make douchy posts are implicitly excluded, syn. no need for sad emoticons we're cool.
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In all seriousness, how do you not see a bridge coming?
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probably tough to figure that out w/o the logistics
it didn't say he like, went head-on into a bridge, coulda hit another boat's wake at a bad angle or some shit...
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yeah, a wake can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing
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At least the puking got the twinkies out :thumb:
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so weird, i read a news article earlier about this and it stated he was rescued by another boater who witnessed the crash, not the cost guard...
i feel as though TMZ is exaggerating the story just a tad
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Hope Is A River, but not a Bridge.
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i just figure he was drunk.
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it didn't say he like, went head-on into a bridge, coulda hit another boat's wake at a bad angle or some shit...
This is probably true, or something very similar to it (or he may have just been drunk like someone pointed out) but first impressions in reading this article don't bode well for Kingston's ability to see large objects
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He'll write a song about it. It'll go on his next album.
Life goes on....
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"but first impressions in reading this article don't bode well for Kingston's ability to see large objects"
fucking lol'd, i thought people here hated him but i now can see that no body truly gives a fuck about him, i just hope he doesnt die (and sing ever again) ya know?
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Ill Will, oh shit, andcas' inner hip hop is coming out.
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Maybe he was suicidal....
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fuck ron burgundy you beat me to it
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at least he'll be a few pounds lighter when he gets out
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I always hated the sound of his voice.
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so many lols in this thread.
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Fuck this guy. His music is god awful. It's god paying him back now.
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fuck bridges
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the bridge swerved right in front of him :[
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I'll give this bridge my jet ski. Bridges love jet skis.
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the bridge was a beautiful girl :]
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He's fine, I puke blood all the time and I'm still alive.
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Ah poor guy. =/
Only 21.
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as if he's so young, i thought he was like at least 25
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Jet Ski's, they'll have you suicidal...ok that was mean. Get better man :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4
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it's hard to feel bad
like i get that he fucked himself up, but i can't even afford a jet ski so
fuck him i guess
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i feel like im drowning in tha ocean, someone pweeze come and take meh awaaay
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lol conrad
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i thought people here hated him but i now can see that no body truly gives a fuck about him
you'd have to give a shit about someone in order to hate him
he's just a bit annoying, not enough to hate him
I'd wish him a speedy recovery except, I don't really care
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Fuck, somebody beat me to the "Somebody call 911" joke.
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Thread Of The Year 2011. I'm calling it now.
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The mental image of someone hitting a bridge with a jet ski amuses the hell out of me for some reason.
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yeah how is he 21? he was big 5 years ago!
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