Bret Michaels to host Miss Universe
2010-08-06 by Dr Dave De Sylvia STAFF | 22 Comments
Rockstar and reality TV show mainstay Bret Michaels will host this year's Miss Universe pageant alongside Today host Natalie Morales.

The pageant will take place on August 23 and will be broadcast live on NBC with performances from guitarist Orianthi, John Legend and the Roots.
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shindip
August 6th 2010
3536 Comments


oh joy

bloc
August 6th 2010
34919 Comments


I love Orianthi

731
August 6th 2010
662 Comments


returntorock will be pleased

Odal
August 6th 2010
350 Comments


It'll be nothing but a good time

BallsToTheWall
August 6th 2010
44607 Comments


Sub Brett Michaels for Kenny Powers and this would be awesome.

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ReturnToRock
August 6th 2010
3448 Comments


Oh man, could my timing be any better?

philm
August 6th 2010
19 Comments


am i the only one who thinks his brain hemorrhage or whatever he had was a publicity stunt?

idk too many people who can sing on american idol, appear on 50 talk shows, and host miss universe a month after having one

archerparadise
August 6th 2010
65 Comments


You didnt type in the full news...

In other news, Bret Michaels surprised his doctor by requesting him to remove his testicles and penis when he went for his routine checkup. The doctor though baffled at the sudden request, understood completely and complied immediately. In an intense surgery of sorts, the testicles and penis were removed giving Michaels a bitter yet satisfactory change in his love life and personality. Bret Michaels commented.."after the 80s successful rock bands chewed and spit our hair and makeup butts out, after the 90s made me sing for nearly empty strip clubs and ski resorts, after the 00s make me sell my soul for reality shows, what do you expect? The brain is now clear and i can see that i dont need anything hanging around my crotch area".


RosaParks
August 6th 2010
14924 Comments


Pumped for the performances. Fuck Bret Michaels.

TAB
August 6th 2010
458 Comments


oh i thought he was like in a coma or someshit.

PanasonicYouth
August 6th 2010
7411 Comments


In other news, Bret Michaels surprised his doctor by requesting him to remove his testicles and penis when he went for his routine checkup. The doctor though baffled at the sudden request, understood completely and complied immediately. In an intense surgery of sorts, the testicles and penis were removed giving Michaels a bitter yet satisfactory change in his love life and personality. Bret Michaels commented.."after the 80s successful rock bands chewed and spit our hair and makeup butts out, after the 90s made me sing for nearly empty strip clubs and ski resorts, after the 00s make me sell my soul for reality shows, what do you expect? The brain is now clear and i can see that i dont need anything hanging around my crotch area".


possibly the most retarded thing i've heard all day tbh

lol fuck brett michaels

tinathefatlard
August 6th 2010
1600 Comments


Maybe he'll go from meeting his future wife in a month to just one booze-filled night.

drasticaction74
August 6th 2010
1740 Comments


i dont get it. do we want him to perish or not?

Asiatic667
August 7th 2010
4648 Comments


Moar power to brettt, hope he scores tons of ass after the show

krig9412
August 7th 2010
794 Comments


"In recent news, former rock star Bret Michaels had to be rushed to the E.R. after suffering a brain hemmorhage while hosting the Miss Universe pageant

bailar11
August 7th 2010
2433 Comments


best news ever

ThePalestMexican
August 7th 2010
2816 Comments


He's going to try desperately to score with one of the women at this occasion
Signs point to the 1,000,000th performance of "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" (for the sole purpose of getting putty).

Emim
August 7th 2010
26646 Comments


In other news, nearly 2/3 of the contestants mysteriously contracted STDs. This year's host, Brett Michaels, could not be reached for a comment.

Ovrot
August 7th 2010
10503 Comments


His bandana is gonna rape someone.

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WARisalliknow91
August 8th 2010
493 Comments


well hes hooking up with at least five of them.

underdog22
August 8th 2010
85 Comments


Ovrot I lol'd at your avatar.

slow news day?

acorncheese
August 8th 2010
7119 Comments


Most people are under the impression that Brett Favre is going to play one last season. I can promise you all that, unfortunately, he will retire.



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