Eatmewhileimot! album stream
2010-07-21 by Matte Bailey | 63 Comments

Facetious metalcore band Eatmewhileimhot!, fronted by NeverShoutNever's Christofer Drew Ingle, have made their new album, xALBUMx, available to stream in full ahead of its July 27 release.

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Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


xMUSTACHEx is sick.

Quen
July 21st 2010

1633 Comments


that is the most fail album title ever...Jesus Christ this is horrible

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


So it's just too heavy for you?

cvlts
July 21st 2010

8917 Comments


wut the fuck is this shit?

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loveisamixtape
July 21st 2010

5784 Comments


why do i hate this band so much...?

Satellite
July 21st 2010

19930 Comments


How are they satirical?

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Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


Quote from their myspace:

"THIS IS A JOKE THAT ONLY WE ARE IN ON."

Satellite
July 21st 2010

19930 Comments


That doesn't make them satirical. Satire means using irony and sarcasm to denounce or expose retarded shit. This band is just using it to cash in.

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


Ok, maybe a better way to describe them would be "purposefully shitty". They used to have something on their myspace that said "WE MAKE SHITTY METALCORE CUZ IT'S FUNNY" or something like that.

Obviously, this isn't meant to be good or serious. I mean, they named it xALBUMx for Christ's sake.

And I don't know why I'm defending them lol.

mutatedfreek
July 21st 2010

7351 Comments


Yeah this is lolbad so far. Lyrics in xDestroyx were quite funny though.

PanasonicYouth
July 21st 2010

7410 Comments


what the fuck is this shit

Satellite
July 21st 2010

19930 Comments


It's basically Justin Bieber with less money bastardizing music we actually care about.

PanasonicYouth
July 21st 2010

7410 Comments


ITS SO HEVY

Quen
July 21st 2010

1633 Comments


THE BREAKDOWNZ ARE TOO HEAVY FOR MEEEE

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


The lyrics are hella deep though.

Zip
July 21st 2010

5313 Comments


Some of the vox are actually pretty good but uhhh yeah, this isn't satirical at all it's kind of just stupid. And not really kind of, it's just plain stupid.

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


What should I change that word to in the news article then? Cuz this isn't serious.

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


Ok I changed it lol.

8bit
July 21st 2010

3315 Comments


isetmyfriendsonfire 2.0 god damnit

ebay
July 21st 2010

501 Comments


i hope they promote this album with a tour with brokencyde and 3oh!3

Ire
July 21st 2010

41471 Comments



what the fuck is this shit


Hakari
July 21st 2010

10 Comments


this album reeks of sarcasm. Why are people bitching about an album that's supposed to be stupid?

bloc
July 21st 2010

34499 Comments


Album's got more x's than a porno store hurr

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bailar11
July 21st 2010

2433 Comments


band is shit

brb 5ing every album by them now

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


"this album reeks of sarcasm. Why are people bitching about an album that's supposed to be stupid?"

inorite

Yazz_Flute
July 21st 2010

18739 Comments


ugh

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bailar11
July 21st 2010

2433 Comments


band uses the excuse of saying their doing satire to cover up the fact that theyre actually trying their best and can only produce utter shit.

pmmets07
July 21st 2010

5790 Comments


Their EP "All My Friends" is definitely kind of serious. That being said, it's still pretty bad, but kinda fun to listen to.

Yazz_Flute
July 21st 2010

18739 Comments


Enrique knows what's good.

I've always taken the phrase "we don't take ourselves seriously" as a cover up for lack of talent. It's like saying "yeah I
know we're not good but we're not trying so it's okay."

bloc
July 21st 2010

34499 Comments


I think we all know this is a serious attempt at writing music

Matte
July 21st 2010

528 Comments


This album is better than Attack Attack's new album.

bailar11
July 21st 2010

2433 Comments


good to know adam agrees with enrique

ThePalestMexican
July 21st 2010

2816 Comments


So......NeverShoutNever must also be a joke then
That clever rascal!

Jakeitwasaghost
July 21st 2010

767 Comments


They have a song called xBURRITOx... OMG I'M 5'ING THIS.

HipsterHolocaust
July 21st 2010

774 Comments


Sickest stuff I've heard since xGUMBYx.

pmmets07
July 21st 2010

5790 Comments


i actually think the "xALBUMx" title is funny, but to have every song like that is just fucking annoying. i'm really not enjoying this album even on a humor scale.

Tits McGee
July 21st 2010

1876 Comments


what a fucking stupid album title

flaffy
July 21st 2010

155 Comments


its not funny

RosaParks
July 21st 2010

14592 Comments


This is pretty hilarious

TRMshadow
July 21st 2010

4982 Comments


This is so comical it isn't even funny.

wittwright
July 21st 2010

679 Comments


the only redeeming thing so far is the Dwight K. Schrute at the begining of xGRIZZLYx...pure suck so far...

Winsomniac
July 22nd 2010

7941 Comments


Wait, I thought real hardcore/metalcore bands were the ones who made fun of fake-ass scenefag metalcore...

like a cat
July 22nd 2010

133 Comments


CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO, HE'S GONNA BRING POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO


that part got me, its hilarious

feedhertothesharks
July 22nd 2010

144 Comments


it's a joke people

bailar11
July 22nd 2010

2433 Comments


band uses the excuse of saying their doing satire to cover up the fact that theyre actually trying their best and can only produce utter shit.


js

snerefedsav
July 22nd 2010

785 Comments


i agree with pmmets07 about the title being pretty funny. but the songs themselves are not funny at all and they're also fucking terrible. christopher drew really needs to settle down with his shit

dylanthedesertpea
July 22nd 2010

587 Comments


oh good god

dylanthedesertpea
July 22nd 2010

587 Comments


what the fuck ha?

dylanthedesertpea
July 22nd 2010

587 Comments


thank god that shits gone....eh eh? nice pun i know

bailar11
July 22nd 2010

2433 Comments


you know you didnt have to keep posting in the same thread with the feces. makes enrique kinda suspicious....

alachlahol
July 22nd 2010

7423 Comments


i could be wrong but isn't the picture for this news article some girl sucking a scat-covered dick?

TheStarclassicTreatment
July 22nd 2010

2909 Comments


The picture for this article is fucking horrible; not even funny, just plain rancid

Fieryfenderz
July 22nd 2010

1375 Comments


Yeah seriously this was made by the guy from Nevershoutnever as a joke to make fun of hardcore music.

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Nikkolae
July 22nd 2010

4399 Comments


Yeah seriously this was made by the guy from Nevershoutnever as a joke to make fun of hardcore music.


naaah

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Comatorium.
July 22nd 2010

4008 Comments


This album is better than Attack Attack's new album. [2]

dylanthedesertpea
July 22nd 2010

587 Comments


three releases seems a little excessive for a band that's sole purpose is to make fun of a style of music

Nomos
July 22nd 2010

750 Comments


2010: YEAR OF AMAZIN METALCURR

bloc
July 22nd 2010

34499 Comments


2010: Year of the Gold fucking Cobra*

Yazz_Flute
July 22nd 2010

18739 Comments


What hardcore music are they making fun of though really.

HipsterHolocaust
July 22nd 2010

774 Comments


Moshcore.

PinkBlackberry
July 22nd 2010

2346 Comments


bahahahahhahahaha.

that was ...fun

HipsterHolocaust
July 22nd 2010

774 Comments


More like cr00sh...

MotherBrain
July 23rd 2010

64 Comments


The music is abysmal, but it did give me some good lulz...



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