New Lindsay Lohan song posted
2010-07-08 by Dr Dave De Sylvia STAFF | 61 Comments

Fresh from her double-conviction on drunk driving offences, a new, car crash-themed Lindsay Lohan song entitled 'Too Young To Die' has surfaced via Perez Hilton.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-07-08-lindsay-leaks-autobiographical-lohan-song-released-too-young-to-die

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Satellite
July 9th 2010

19811 Comments


I made it 23 seconds into the song. She srsly needs to OD and die already.

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Obfuscation24
July 9th 2010

3939 Comments


Im sure its a heart-felt song

ShinXetsu
July 9th 2010

605 Comments


April fools coming a little late this year isn't it? As if mainstream music couldn't get anymore artificial and derivative. Stay golden Lindsay, stay golden...

PinkBlackberry
July 9th 2010

2346 Comments


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

The chorus...oh fuck me, Thats intense. Guys give it to the chorus, you will understand the joke more completely

Ire
July 9th 2010

41453 Comments


Well... that was a song alright.

TomAkaVeto
July 9th 2010

1522 Comments


I wonder if anyone actually cares. I mean, who is her target audience?

iisblackstar
July 9th 2010

431 Comments


the chorus is so bad im speechless, wtf

PinkBlackberry
July 9th 2010

2346 Comments


Her target audience is those fucking barstars who want to dance around like retards drunk as fuck at the bar.

XulOnerom
July 9th 2010

1817 Comments


mother of god D:

renegadestrings
July 9th 2010

1416 Comments


so bad that not even sputnik can wittily hate on it

Dunpeal
July 9th 2010

3571 Comments



what a waste















...of bandwith

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
July 9th 2010

23637 Comments


......

I'm lost for words here. I wanted to do a big wordy, witty, post.....but....I'm just dumbstruck by that song. Pure gold.

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eternium
July 9th 2010

16208 Comments


Someone photoshop Lindsay's head onto the cocaine clown.

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whywontyoudie
July 9th 2010

3063 Comments


ugh...

Emim
July 9th 2010

26195 Comments


: (

I was hoping for a cover of Folsom Prison Blues...

Awesomesauce
July 9th 2010

1083 Comments


Or maybe she could shake it up with a bit of Jailhouse Rock.

JAV
July 9th 2010

1883 Comments


Not gonna lie, the chorus cracks me up.

deadinholywood
July 9th 2010

235 Comments


I fucking hate Perez Hilton

AsoTamaki
July 9th 2010

2525 Comments


What the hell? This is the realest thing to come out in some time. You guys have just been desensitized by all this recent trendy music. All flash. No emotion. Tell me you don't feel the pain when she says "OHHHH I'm too young to die" for the second time in the chorus.

Awesomesauce
July 9th 2010

1083 Comments


Yeah, I'd pimp slap the shit out of that arsehole if I saw him in the street.

DDconjoined
July 9th 2010

326 Comments


shit thats hot Dave..

Quen
July 9th 2010

1633 Comments


lol

ThePalestMexican
July 9th 2010

2816 Comments


Somewhere in the distance is a piece of band news that's getting denied....

....and yet this makes it through

supertouchox2
July 9th 2010

1062 Comments


what is perez hilton i dun knowwwww

Terria
July 9th 2010

21 Comments


Words can not justify this atrocity.

Bad chorus is bad.

Looka
July 9th 2010

48 Comments


hit by a motherfuckin' train.

YouAreMySilence
July 9th 2010

3727 Comments


that made me smile .

ThePalestMexican
July 9th 2010

2816 Comments


The entire time during the chorus I was just expecting the inevitable

SHAWTY!

StolenIdentity
July 9th 2010

198 Comments


Speechless. Chorus sorta sounds like Bieber hahaha!

Tits McGee
July 9th 2010

1876 Comments


whole thing was lol. awesome

Vampolka
July 9th 2010

163 Comments


Ouch, that was miserable.

ilikeforests
July 9th 2010

328 Comments


wow...it actually does sound like justin bieber

bloc
July 9th 2010

34491 Comments


She used to be so pretty

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hipnotoad
July 9th 2010

207 Comments


PARENT TRAPPPP

Ghostechoes
July 9th 2010

1353 Comments


Track needs some auto-tune.

Apollo
July 9th 2010

10083 Comments


I laughed when Perez Hilton got beat up by Will.I.Am at the MuchMusic awards here in Canada.

zaruyache
July 9th 2010

4803 Comments


FALLIN IN LOVE IM LOOKING TO GET ME KILLED OOOOH


What the fuck was that shit. Parez needs to go die, thanks.

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TheSpirit
July 9th 2010

16661 Comments


That was awesome.

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PigDestroyer89
July 9th 2010

669 Comments


[img]http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/lindsay-lohan-crying.jpg[/img]

soap91
July 9th 2010

125 Comments


That was a truly awful experience, and to think I had to go to Perez Hiltons site to listen to it. Ill need to go watch a Braveheart marathon while smoking a dozen cuban rejects to regain any sense of manhood I once had.

DJD
July 9th 2010

39 Comments


wat is this i dont even no

PigDestroyer89
July 9th 2010

669 Comments


cocaine's a helluva drug

RadioFloyd
July 9th 2010

3 Comments


"cocaine's a helluva drug"

One may need it to endure this crap...

demigod!
July 9th 2010

40970 Comments


she makes music?

PigDestroyer89
July 9th 2010

669 Comments


I haven't heard it yet, but from the responses I will not click.

PigDestroyer89
July 9th 2010

669 Comments


I smell a tarp >_>

Thor
July 9th 2010

10158 Comments


Let's not forget that Lindsay Lohan recently compared her sentence to Iranian women being stoned to
death.

This song is hilarious. Cocaine = venus fly traps?

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butchinette
July 9th 2010

210 Comments


it sounds like even her doesn't like the song. the way she "sings"...

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PigDestroyer89
July 9th 2010

669 Comments


^^^strong english skills

ahousedivided
July 9th 2010

20 Comments


She should go ahead and get HIT BY A TRAAAIN and FALL FROM A BUILDIN

Ayon
July 9th 2010

160 Comments


ICP, Hanson, Lohan and Prince's craziness?!?!?!?!?

2010 is the gift that keeps on giving.

"I don't wanna die nooooo"

Dunpeal
July 9th 2010

3571 Comments



"I don't wanna die nooooo"




her actions don't really speak to that though, no? just sayin'

PigDestroyer89
July 9th 2010

669 Comments


fuuuuuuu...this song is stuck in my head

wittwright
July 9th 2010

679 Comments


"It sounds like even her doesn't like the song..."

shit like this is making Grammar Nazis die from shock all over the internet!

Pessimist
July 9th 2010

191 Comments


Sounds like somebody just bought FL Studio, messed with it for an hour, recorded her vocals and layered them a couple of times.

PayneTiger777
July 9th 2010

4366 Comments


I didn't know she was still alive.

Puzzles
July 10th 2010

3065 Comments


Even her auto-tune is broken.

In addition... WHO THE FUCK DOES THE MUSIC NEWS ON SPUTNIK? Lindsay Lohan? Really? Fuck.

alexkpoly
July 10th 2010

25 Comments


All I could think about listening to this is how I'd much rather be listening to that "can't be tamed" song by Miley Cyrus.... what a fucked up situation.

PuddlesPuddles
July 10th 2010

4685 Comments


we get your troll gimmick, stop trying

charlie15
July 10th 2010

132 Comments


best song ever

BallsToTheWall
July 10th 2010

44164 Comments


I wish I was there when she got punched in the face by that waitress.



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