|New Lindsay Lohan song posted|
2010-07-08 by Dave Donnelly STAFF | 61 Replies | 2966 Views
Fresh from her double-conviction on drunk driving offences, a new, car crash-themed Lindsay Lohan song entitled 'Too Young To Die' has surfaced via Perez Hilton.
I made it 23 seconds into the song. She srsly needs to OD and die already.
Digging: RVIVR - The Beauty Between
Im sure its a heart-felt song
April fools coming a little late this year isn't it? As if mainstream music couldn't get anymore artificial and derivative. Stay golden Lindsay, stay golden...
The chorus...oh fuck me, Thats intense. Guys give it to the chorus, you will understand the joke more completely
Well... that was a song alright.
I wonder if anyone actually cares. I mean, who is her target audience?
the chorus is so bad im speechless, wtf
Her target audience is those fucking barstars who want to dance around like retards drunk as fuck at the bar.
mother of god D:
so bad that not even sputnik can wittily hate on it
what a waste
I'm lost for words here. I wanted to do a big wordy, witty, post.....but....I'm just dumbstruck by that song. Pure gold.
Someone photoshop Lindsay's head onto the cocaine clown.
I was hoping for a cover of Folsom Prison Blues...
Or maybe she could shake it up with a bit of Jailhouse Rock.
Not gonna lie, the chorus cracks me up.
I fucking hate Perez Hilton
What the hell? This is the realest thing to come out in some time. You guys have just been desensitized by all this recent trendy music. All flash. No emotion. Tell me you don't feel the pain when she says "OHHHH I'm too young to die" for the second time in the chorus.
Yeah, I'd pimp slap the shit out of that arsehole if I saw him in the street.
shit thats hot Dave..
Somewhere in the distance is a piece of band news that's getting denied....
....and yet this makes it through
what is perez hilton i dun knowwwww
Words can not justify this atrocity.
Bad chorus is bad.
hit by a motherfuckin' train.
that made me smile .
The entire time during the chorus I was just expecting the inevitable
Speechless. Chorus sorta sounds like Bieber hahaha!
whole thing was lol. awesome
Ouch, that was miserable.
wow...it actually does sound like justin bieber
She used to be so pretty
Digging: Thank You Scientist - Maps of Non-Existent Places
Track needs some auto-tune.
I laughed when Perez Hilton got beat up by Will.I.Am at the MuchMusic awards here in Canada.
Digging: Daylight Dies - A Frail Becoming
FALLIN IN LOVE IM LOOKING TO GET ME KILLED OOOOH
What the fuck was that shit. Parez needs to go die, thanks.
Digging: Lake Of Blood - Omnipotens Tyrannus
That was awesome.
That was a truly awful experience, and to think I had to go to Perez Hiltons site to listen to it. Ill need to go watch a Braveheart marathon while smoking a dozen cuban rejects to regain any sense of manhood I once had.
wat is this i dont even no
cocaine's a helluva drug
"cocaine's a helluva drug"
One may need it to endure this crap...
she makes music?
Digging: The Books - Lost And Safe
I haven't heard it yet, but from the responses I will not click.
I smell a tarp >_>
Let's not forget that Lindsay Lohan recently compared her sentence to Iranian women being stoned to
This song is hilarious. Cocaine = venus fly traps?
Digging: Ovid's Withering - Scryers Of The Ibis
it sounds like even her doesn't like the song. the way she "sings"...
Digging: Junior Battles - Junior Battles
^^^strong english skills
She should go ahead and get HIT BY A TRAAAIN and FALL FROM A BUILDIN
ICP, Hanson, Lohan and Prince's craziness?!?!?!?!?
2010 is the gift that keeps on giving.
"I don't wanna die nooooo"
"I don't wanna die nooooo"
her actions don't really speak to that though, no? just sayin'
fuuuuuuu...this song is stuck in my head
"It sounds like even her doesn't like the song..."
shit like this is making Grammar Nazis die from shock all over the internet!
Sounds like somebody just bought FL Studio, messed with it for an hour, recorded her vocals and layered them a couple of times.
I didn't know she was still alive.
Even her auto-tune is broken.
In addition... WHO THE FUCK DOES THE MUSIC NEWS ON SPUTNIK? Lindsay Lohan? Really? Fuck.
All I could think about listening to this is how I'd much rather be listening to that "can't be tamed" song by Miley Cyrus.... what a fucked up situation.
we get your troll gimmick, stop trying
best song ever
I wish I was there when she got punched in the face by that waitress.