Fat Mike Banned From TX Venue
2010-03-27 by Adam Thomas STAFF | 197 Comments

NOFX frontman Fat Mike has been banned from the Austin, TX music venue Emo's after his "Cokie the Clown" solo performance during South by Southwest, where the singer passed around urine spiked tequila to the audience before going into a set filled with stories about the most depressing moments in his life, including witnessing a rape, administering the drugs that killed his cancer stricken mother, and doing drugs during his father's funeral.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/27/fat-mike-nofx-urine-tequila-video-sxsw/

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Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17204 Comments


[img]http://www.pinpointmusic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/408__320xmode=web20_sxsw-cokie-the-clown-
1.jpg[/img]

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17920 Comments


texas is the worst state probably

Satellite
March 27th 2010

20728 Comments


He's still got it!

Digging: Spoon - They Want My Soul

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


Urine spiked liquor is enough to deserve any ban.

ThePalestMexican
March 27th 2010

2816 Comments


First Ozzy pissing on the Alamo, now urine in liquor?
What's with people bringing piss to Texas?

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17204 Comments


it deserves to get pissed on

StrizzMatik
March 27th 2010

3185 Comments


Don't Mess With Texas - It's not nice to make fun of retards

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17920 Comments


texas just passed legislation to shine sympathetic light on republicans in textbooks and tone down stuff about civil rights

ThePalestMexican
March 27th 2010

2816 Comments


The irony of it all is I live in Texas

Dryden
March 27th 2010

12928 Comments


lol

ihopeuchoke
March 27th 2010

668 Comments


And this is why i hate NOFX

Zip
March 27th 2010

5312 Comments


they seem fat

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


Isn't this supposed to be the best venue ever?
I always hear about it.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17204 Comments


"texas just passed legislation to shine sympathetic light on republicans in textbooks and tone down stuff about civil rights"
lol at how they justified mccarthyism

anuspudding
March 27th 2010

403 Comments


kool, i posted this same story and it didnt go through.

alot of people are freaking out, some of which being past NOFX fans, and are no longer supporting them over this.
and to those people, im sure Fat Mike couldnt care less if he even tried. a punk rocker as an alter-ego clown, and youre shocked when he pulls a fucked-up practical joke?
if youre an actual fan who actually follows the band, you would know this is just fat mike, being fat mike.

HallucinogeNick
March 27th 2010

755 Comments


what a cock

ShadowRemains
March 27th 2010

20533 Comments


^that...

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Slipping Away
March 27th 2010

1261 Comments


Well I'm sure his fans would rather not drink piss

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


A practical joke is like giving your friend laxatives and telling him that they're downers. (I know people who did this recently)
Getting people to drink piss is far beyond any joke.

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17920 Comments


i won't tell you what i did to your hot chocolate then

bungy
March 27th 2010

8843 Comments


Killing people for fun also crosses that line. Same with joke rapes.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17204 Comments


I'd rather drink salty tequila than shit myself. then again, i have no idea what kind of
creatures/diseases are lurking in that body of his

Bulldog
March 27th 2010

3796 Comments


fucking lol.

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


You won't shit yourself if you're anywhere close to a bathroom. I'd rather have intense shits.

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17920 Comments


oh it's important but in the worst way possible

and yes i forgot about the thomas jefferson part. probably the worst part of all of it.

americanmusicmachine
March 27th 2010

3953 Comments


texas is a pretty awesome state we just have a lot of retarded politicians. I think texas is starting to shift left. houston recently elected a lesbian mayor, while claifornia's always trying to pass anti-gay legislation. really the problem in texas is the dallas metroplex. all retarded neo-consevatives. what i'm saying is texas is cool just stay the fuck outta the dallas metroplex.

americanmusicmachine
March 27th 2010

3953 Comments


also if i was emo's i'd kick out fat mike.

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


Every major city, even in the most conservative states, have a large liberal population, such as Atlanta.
It's the rest of the state that's a problem. Same thing for California, for some reason the parts where nobody lives are getting power.

Zip
March 27th 2010

5312 Comments


Rotten Boroughs

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


Liberals and Conservatives are the problem. Neutral is where it's at.


Fat Mike needs to have his ass kicked, glad they threw the jackass out.

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


Neutral doesn't get shit done.

Tits McGee
March 27th 2010

1876 Comments


Well as a Texan I have to say that the conservative politicians/followers give the whole state a bad wrap, but w/e this is a useless argument

TX 4LIFE NIGGA

and nofx are pretty much a joke now anyway

Ghostechoes
March 27th 2010

1353 Comments


Being fooled into drinking urine is NOT funny.

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


Neutral doesn't get shit done.


Yeah, cause Liberals and Conservatives do, right? *SARCASM*

Urethra Franklin
March 27th 2010

50 Comments


A ban seems a little silly, it's not like anyone was forced to drink the tequila. Also, how can you not be suspicious of something that Fat Mike wants you to consume?


eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


*looks at health care, Recovery Act, Afghanistan, Iraq, and the fact that it's Republicans who are delaying everything*

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


Neither extreme could find their ass with both hands and a telescope. Try and say differently, and I shall laugh heartily at you.

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


So what do you believe then?
And not all liberals and conservatives are necessarily extreme.

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


I believe that both Liberals and extreme Conservatives scare the shit outta me. This country is being run into the ground by retarded idealists that don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


So all you believe is that everyone else is retarded, but have no input into your own economic ideas, beliefs on government's role in society, or national defense.

R6Rider
March 27th 2010

4563 Comments


fat fucker

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EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


Not everyone, just the majority in power.

As much as I'd love to write a detailed essay outlining every single one of my beliefs and morals...this is a thread about Fat Mike being a dick. Let's stay on point:

URINE IS NOT FUN TO DRINK

eternium
March 27th 2010

16337 Comments


Sounds like you've experienced it.

Ire
March 27th 2010

41754 Comments


He should be banned for releasing that last ep. Regardless, this made me lol.

Ghostechoes
March 27th 2010

1353 Comments


He must have been banned from many other venues before.

BenX02
March 27th 2010

427 Comments


Scum.

Ghostechoes
March 27th 2010

1353 Comments


I believe that both Liberals and extreme Conservatives scare the shit outta me.

Perhaps the USA needs more than just two political parties.

bloc
March 27th 2010

34768 Comments


GET IN MA BELLY

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iarescientists
March 27th 2010

5863 Comments


http://www.pinpointmusic.com/cokie-the-clown-sxsw-2010-fat-mike/

full story there

probably the greatest thing ever

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


GET IN MA BELLY


Made me laugh.

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


Fucking hilarious

Acre
March 27th 2010

847 Comments


To be fair, pissing in tequila couldn't really make it taste any worst.

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


^



Don't even need a lime, the acidity is already there.

Illitoris
March 27th 2010

211 Comments


Hahaha. this is some great news.

ManicDemise
March 27th 2010

433 Comments


"alot of people are freaking out, some of which being past NOFX fans, and are no longer supporting them over this.
and to those people, im sure Fat Mike couldnt care less if he even tried. a punk rocker as an alter-ego clown, and youre shocked when he pulls a fucked-up practical joke?
if youre an actual fan who actually follows the band, you would know this is just fat mike, being fat mike"

Thank you, anuspudding.

natey
March 27th 2010

4170 Comments


fat mike is fat

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


OH SHIT IS THAT WHY THEY CALL HIM THAT?!

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


It blew my mind as well.

Ire
March 27th 2010

41754 Comments


Methinks Fat Mike is a closet juggalo.

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


HED = ASPLODED

CrazyFool84
March 27th 2010

1080 Comments


what the fuck...when punk rockers get past their prime

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


I bet he just didn't think the FX of his actions would be so wide spread.

bloc
March 27th 2010

34768 Comments


lol nice

Mr. Lizard
March 27th 2010

632 Comments


exactly how fat is this Mike character

natey
March 27th 2010

4170 Comments


free shots i don't get why they're complaining

Klekticist
March 27th 2010

1259 Comments


wow, what a douchebag

bungy
March 27th 2010

8843 Comments


The piss might possibly help with the taste actually.

natey
March 27th 2010

4170 Comments


I hope when I'm 43 I'm as cool as fat mike

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


All you have to do is piss in texans cheap tequila shots. So, go to mardi gras and you're set. Or Cabo.

HipsterHolocaust
March 27th 2010

774 Comments


The irony of it all is I live in Texas

where's the irony?

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


SPRING BREAK

HipsterHolocaust
March 27th 2010

774 Comments


Fat Mike is still trying to relive his "glory days"... which probably weren't all that glorious to begin with.

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


Pissing in tequila is not very glorious.

Brokenjewel
March 27th 2010

1247 Comments


Drinking piss isn't funny. But other people drinking piss, now that's comedy.


He should have nailed a load of laxatives and cracked one off in the audience as well.

ohnoestehmusik
March 27th 2010

380 Comments


So rammstein can pee on people and spray blood but as soon as someone ingests a little bit of urine against their will people freak the fuck out just because no one likes fat people's body fluids.


Fucking bigots man.

HipsterHolocaust
March 27th 2010

774 Comments


Pissing in tequila is not very glorious.

bingo.

HipsterHolocaust
March 27th 2010

774 Comments


So rammstein can pee on people and spray blood but as soon as someone ingests a little bit of urine against their will people freak the fuck out just because no one likes fat people's body fluids.


Fucking bigots man.

welcome to america.

anuspudding
March 27th 2010

403 Comments


"Drinking piss isn't funny. But other people drinking piss, now that's comedy."

I couldnt have put it better if I tried

Ghostechoes
March 27th 2010

1353 Comments


Redefining 'cocktail.'

HipsterHolocaust
March 27th 2010

774 Comments


Redefining 'cocktail.'

i see what you did there.

nice.

LetoAtreides
March 27th 2010

315 Comments


"Drinking piss isn't funny. But other people drinking piss, now that's comedy."

I love you

TheyTookOurJobs
March 27th 2010

1318 Comments


Dude, this is fucking funny

EnricoPalazzo
March 27th 2010

626 Comments


So rammstein can pee on people and spray blood but as soon as someone ingests a little bit of urine against their will people freak the fuck out just because no one likes fat people's body fluids.


"All I did was slip her a micky and some bleach. I really don't see what all the fuss is about..."

Greenman
March 27th 2010

178 Comments


"Don't Mess With Texas - It's not nice to make fun of retards"

Beat me to it.


zaruyache
March 27th 2010

6252 Comments


Brutal.

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Burn2Burn
March 27th 2010

2378 Comments


what a fat bastard.

cirq
March 27th 2010

9263 Comments


Seems like a cry for help... Dude has issues.

Asiatic667
March 27th 2010

4648 Comments


what a disgusting freak.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 27th 2010

129 Comments


uh-oh he's gonna lose his shoe endorsements now.

Asiatic667
March 27th 2010

4648 Comments


clown shoes that is

IronyIsALivingScene
March 27th 2010

129 Comments


No airwalks.

Asiatic667
March 27th 2010

4648 Comments


take things literally much*

IronyIsALivingScene
March 27th 2010

129 Comments


be unfunny much?

J.R.
March 27th 2010

46 Comments


After watching the video where Mike tells of how he and Melvin left a girl being raped to go see a Vandals show in the late 80's and watching some of the audience members laugh at the story, I'm really okay with how they got tricked into drinking the piss. Search Youtube for 'Cokie The Clown- The Decline' and you'll see it.

Disgusting seeing Mike acting like such a prick.

Satellite
March 27th 2010

20728 Comments


Jesus, when did the Puritans take over Sputnik? Lighten the fuck up; this shit is just hilarious.

Nocturna
March 27th 2010

36 Comments


Hopefully he will get shot sooner or later

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 27th 2010

17204 Comments


most of the people that hate fat mike are just bitter christcore kiddies that are up in arms over his ongoing feud with Underoath.

IronyIsALivingScene
March 27th 2010

129 Comments


There's a feud? Did not know this. However, I'll take Define The Great Line over anything NOFX has put out in the last decade.

bungy
March 27th 2010

8843 Comments


NOFX > Underoath

Satellite
March 27th 2010

20728 Comments


I take it you haven't heard The Decline.

Yeah, Fat Mike pwnd the shit out of Underoath at Warped a few years ago. They got butthurt and left the tour.

Satellite
March 27th 2010

20728 Comments


Okay, nevermind... The Decline was '99.

Brokenjewel
March 27th 2010

1247 Comments


What Bungy said.

Ghostechoes
March 28th 2010

1353 Comments


Dude has some serious issues, this is the part of the show about the mercy killing of his mother http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxCssj4NC0

EBTCardMania
March 28th 2010

512 Comments


and tone down stuff about civil rights


nobody gives a fuck about those anyway

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17920 Comments


you're a pretty awful troll

EBTCardMania
March 28th 2010

512 Comments


Look blacks got their "civil rights" and they still don't have jackshit. You can't fix stupid decision making.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


Wow, that's a statement and a half.

bungy
March 28th 2010

8843 Comments


What?

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


what about the purples? do they have jackshit?

Relinquished
March 28th 2010

24922 Comments


nice joke forgot to laugh

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


most of the people that hate fat mike are just bitter christcore kiddies that are up in arms over his ongoing feud with Underoath.

DERP.

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


After watching the video where Mike tells of how he and Melvin left a girl being raped to go see a Vandals show in the late 80's and watching some of the audience members laugh at the story, I'm really okay with how they got tricked into drinking the piss. Search Youtube for 'Cokie The Clown- The Decline' and you'll see it.

Disgusting seeing Mike acting like such a prick.

he's always been a prick...

natey
March 28th 2010

4170 Comments


[IMG]http://media.fukung.net/images/26256/3ba16c74a54c6b76d9a3197507bc6e1b.jpg[/IMG]

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17920 Comments


cmon

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


tyte

ThaRealestTobyKeith
March 28th 2010

1 Comments


Fuck Fat Mike, he an asshole. I've written their music for years now and they havent paid a dime only 9 cents and it was canadian and now he gon piss on his loyal fans and crowd what a butt hole man

Asiatic667
March 28th 2010

4648 Comments


Guys a bastard for letting someone get raped so he could see a show. what an utter piece of shit

EBTCardMania
March 28th 2010

512 Comments


she was born a woman

SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT

Asiatic667
March 28th 2010

4648 Comments


And they were all fans of a douche named fat mike, so they all deserved a nice chilled glass o' piss

wexenhex
March 28th 2010

192 Comments


fucking funny! good one, fat mike.
i cant believe i missed this damn show whille i was going to SXSW.

IRAI
March 28th 2010

1567 Comments


well...at least we know he's totally punk as FUCK.

IleftyspankedU
March 28th 2010

691 Comments


i remember like 13 or 14 years ago, i saw nofx at the phoenix theatre in petaluma and someone spit on him. he stopped the set and called the person out, said that that was not punk and asked people to beat the person up. then he said to just pinch the person a lot cause he didn't wanna get sued. i guess it's "do what i say, not what i do". still love nofx though. just not gonna ingest any freebies from them

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


Guys a bastard for letting someone get raped so he could see a show. what an utter piece of shit

Hey! That story makes for a good segue!

anuspudding
March 28th 2010

403 Comments


watching the youtube video for the song The Decline of this show, he's talking about when he was 16 he was at a punk show and witnessed a girl get raped.
while telling this story, the people in the audience are letting out little chuckles at this story, and fat mike keeps saying "its not funny" in response.

youre laughing at a story of a girl getting raped. drink that pisstequila right up, you had it coming.

americanmusicmachine
March 28th 2010

3953 Comments


he's dressed as a goddamned clown, people prob thought he was joking.

Redsoxfan82
March 28th 2010

7 Comments


Hilarious

I dont think i'd be too happy drinking urine but I probably would've passed on the pee-tequila to begin with!

I need to find some footage of these performances by Fat Mike, I had no idea this was an actual side project.

Redsoxfan82
March 28th 2010

7 Comments


Saw the last 5 minutes of the video after searching for a few minutes and it was from TMZ of all places!

It was basically Fat Mike setting up the video he was about to present via a 20 inch television set lol..

The crowd was hot but a majority were laughing the entire time.

He has either completely lost it or he is trying to reinvent himself.

I got the video of the rape story on youtube and that was disturbing. Havent heard the other ones yet about the room-mate and his parents dying!

That takes a certain mindset to go up there and unleash those kinds of stories to a bunch of strangers all the while completely mindfucking everyone who thought they were seeing a loud NOFX punk set!

But that was an a-hole thing to do lol, I know i'd be pissed!



kingsoby1
Emeritus
March 28th 2010

4950 Comments


austin is totally different from the rest of texas... as are msot of the metro areas (dallas, houston, etc).

PirateSquid
March 28th 2010

1881 Comments


As a Texan, I fucking think this is hilarious.

If I drank his piss, I'd be really angry, but then laugh about it afterwards because I'm not a prick who takes everything too seriously.

Ozzy pisses on the Alamo
Sid Vicious gets a Blowjob on Stage in San Antonio
Now this?

Badass.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


If you're retarded enough to take a bottle of tequila off a punk who's telling stories about rape while dressed as a clown then you deserve to drink boiling shit.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17204 Comments


you've obviously never been around a punk who's telling stories about rape while dressed as a clown

Ire
March 28th 2010

41754 Comments


I saw a video of this. Way worse than I thought.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


That's half my town

Ghostechoes
March 28th 2010

1353 Comments


Havent heard the other ones yet about the room-mate and his parents dying!
Like I posted before, this is the part of the show about the mercy killing of his mother: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxCssj4NC0

PirateSquid
March 28th 2010

1881 Comments


you've obviously never been around a punk who's telling stories about rape while dressed as a clown
...
I have...

;-;

Fort23
March 28th 2010

2475 Comments


now i really want to hear this ep

PirateSquid
March 28th 2010

1881 Comments


Listen to Coaster instead, since it's actually good

botb
March 28th 2010

9648 Comments


while this is funny, fat mike is a huge asshole.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17204 Comments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rCHKJuezPs after watching this i'm totally for this pissy shenanigan

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


He comes across very seriously in the video, like he's confessing to the worst thing he's ever done. Whatever his motivations, the audience's reaction was fucked up.

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


fat mike is a huge asshole.



HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


He comes across very seriously in the video, like he's confessing to the worst thing he's ever done. Whatever his motivations, the audience's reaction was fucked up.

maybe they thought he was telling a joke, you know... because he was in a clown costume.

fat mike prides himself on trying to be humorous about things that are supposed to be taboo. for example, he tried to have an album titled "White Trash, Two Kikes, And A Spic" so i wouldnt be too surprised if he wanted to make some jokes about rape.

hes a pussy for not doing anything about the rape when he could have, and im not gonna feel bad for him because he puts on some sad clown persona and says "hey c'mon, im being serious". fuck fat mike.

EasternLight
March 28th 2010

2700 Comments


^hell yeah.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17204 Comments


White Trash, Two Heebs, and a Bean is a good album.

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


if you like crap.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17204 Comments


Sorry for liking NOFX. faggot

EasternLight
March 28th 2010

2700 Comments


war on errorism is awesome

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


Sorry for liking NOFX. faggot

[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c6/YOU_MAD.jpg[/img]

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17204 Comments


no. I'm just doing my job by clogging the internet tubes with slurs.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


He's a pussy now because when he was a child he didn't stand up to a gang of psychopaths. Right. I would've called the police but wouldn't have actually done anything because it would have been pointless. Guess I'm a pussy, then.


Well done for being a hero.

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


no. I'm just doing my job by clogging the internet tubes with slurs.


oh, i bet

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


He's a pussy now because when he was a child he didn't stand up to a gang of psychopaths. Right. I would've called the police but wouldn't have actually done anything because it would have been pointless. Guess I'm a pussy, then.

Well done for being a hero.

He was 16. Far from being a child. If I was to get my ass kicked trying to prevent a rape, then at least I can say I made an attempt to help. Fat Mike pussed out and watched some band play as he knew a girl was being raped.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


Yes, but the point is, the person he is now sounds utterly guilt-ridden by it so your jibes are doubly meaningless. Shouldn't you be out fighting crime rather than typing at your desk.


And when you hit your late twenties, 17 year olds are very obviously children. What do you think a guy in his forties sees?

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


oh, and 'pussed out'?


Are you fucking eight years old or something?

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


Yes, but the point is, the person he is now sounds utterly guilt-ridden by it so your jibes are doubly meaningless. Shouldn't you be out fighting crime rather than typing at your desk.

It's great that he's guilt ridden, serves him right.

I fight crime in the evening...

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


Shouldn't you be out fighting crime rather than typing at your desk.

and
oh, and 'pussed out'?
Are you fucking eight years old or something?

the signs of a true and complete lack of response

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


yeah hes eight that makes sense.

stfu with your gay facetiousness.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2010

17204 Comments


[img]http://www.hydrotoys.com/wavs/TrollSpray.jpg[/img] just picked up a case of this at the dollar
store, lets see if it works...

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


I was going to use my heterosexual facetiousness but it's in the wash at the moment.


Remember hero, with great power comes great responsibility.

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


your trying to hard to be funny

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


*too

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


I am putting in the effort you deserve, which is just above zero.

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


just picked up a case of this at the dollar
store, lets see if it works...

i love how everyone on this site is quick to call another "troll"

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


only when it's convenient.

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


I am putting in the effort you deserve, which is just above zero.

looks like you're putting in a little more effort than that.
[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ee/Lol_u_mad.jpg[/img]

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


I am putting in the effort you deserve, which is just above zero.


likewise

EasternLight
March 28th 2010

2700 Comments


shut up guys

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


i have nothing against you tho

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


same here, bro

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


I'll be honest with you - I find what he did in the past utterly deplorable, and do think someone should pay for something like that; I just like to believe that a person can redeem themselves. Guilt alone might not be enough, but when it's lasted a lifetime and it's still obviously weighing heavily on you then it's not insignificant.

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


we should find the girl and set them up on a blind date. apologies will ensue.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


If she'd wanted to pe part of the punk scene she should have come to England, where the most she would have got would've been a strong talking to.

weareshadenow
March 28th 2010

175 Comments


play with fire and you get raped.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


That's my new motto

HipsterHolocaust
March 28th 2010

774 Comments


I'll be honest with you - I find what he did in the past utterly deplorable, and do think someone should pay for something like that; I just like to believe that a person can redeem themselves. Guilt alone might not be enough, but when it's lasted a lifetime and it's still obviously weighing heavily on you then it's not insignificant.

If he thinks that just because he puts out a few "Rock Against Bush" albums and by trying to portray himself as some sort of folk-punk Pagliacci that people should take him seriously, thats bullshit. The man has made a career out of mocking various subjects, but it's not okay to laugh about certain things* because he says so... Fuck that.

I agree with some of the things you wrote, but tricking some concert goers into drinking your urine is far from humorous and redeeming.

*I don't find rape humorous.

Brokenjewel
March 28th 2010

1247 Comments


It doesn't seem to me that he's trying to be funny - I get the impression that he's genuinely messed up about it. I know he's dressed as a clown, but that just seems a way to deliberately make fun of how pathetic the situation is - as if he's comparing the notion of a clown to that of a punk and displaying how tragic/ridiculous it all is.

When he's telling the story he's utterly deadpan; I don't think he could act that, it's too serious. And when the audience shout 'fuck that shit' it sounds like at least some of them are referring to the girl, as if they think the rape was cool. That might be me reading it wrong, but if I'm right then they deserved what they got.

I agree that his career isn't a redeeming factor for anything, but if he is actually as remorseful as he sounds then I pity him. And I do think that laughing about dark stuff is in some way acceptable - I laugh about awful things that I've experienced and those close to me have; it's just a way of dealing with life.

ButcheredChildren
March 28th 2010

5591 Comments


WHAT A HERO!!!!!!!!!!

PirateSquid
March 28th 2010

1881 Comments


Rape is fucking funny.

I don't know what you guys are on about

Ghostechoes
March 28th 2010

1353 Comments


STFU, Pirate.

ButcheredChildren
March 28th 2010

5591 Comments


seriously lighten up guys, NOFX fans should know what to expect by being fans of a guy like Fat Mike and personally idt he's an asshole, he's just another guy with some issues, no need to hate.

also im 16 and yes i would try and help a wench being gangbanged, so what if mike didnt? it may upset your morals but then again who gives a fuck about YOUR morals....

EBTCardMania
March 29th 2010

512 Comments


fat mike trying to be relevant again

good times

PirateSquid
March 29th 2010

1881 Comments


STFU, Pirate.
I can shut up, but won't stop me at chuckling at a few good rapes.

Ho, ho, ho. Amusing.

americanmusicmachine
March 29th 2010

3953 Comments


"also im 16 and yes i would try and help a wench being gangbanged, so what if mike didnt? it may upset your morals but then again who gives a fuck about YOUR morals...."

lol uhh you seriouslol

VicariousIntent
March 29th 2010

1593 Comments


[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ab/HAY_GUYS.jpg[/img]

wats goin on in this thread?

faithnomour
March 29th 2010

25 Comments


tequila already tastes like piss.

Radiohead1992
March 29th 2010

1 Comments


Awesome

StrizzMatik
March 29th 2010

3185 Comments


Unfuckingbelievable how serious people take Fat Mike and NOFX when he blatantly tells people in his songs and live that they don't give a fuck. He pissed in some booze and passed it around to a bunch of pigheaded fucktards who cheered rape - FUCK them. And this is pretty much his M.O. to anyone who followed his music career. Not really surprised.

However, it's pretty obvious Fatty is being completely serious about the story, he sounded and looked like it was the most fucked up thing he'd ever been witness to. And guys, HE didn't rape the girl. That he did nothing is fucked up (at least tell someone!), but he didn't commit the act. People will also do anything to avoid jail (rape being a felony), and who knows what that crowd of psychos would've done to them if they tried being a hero. Most of those types get their ass kicked or killed in real life.

EDIT: Just watched the video. Best fucking thing ever pretty much

EnricoPalazzo
March 29th 2010

626 Comments


Case in point:

Fat Mike is an asshole
Fat Mike is neither controversial nor funny, just sad
Fat Mike needs to stop bitching and go to counseling

StrizzMatik
March 29th 2010

3185 Comments


Someone doesn't understand doing things for the lulz

Satellite
March 29th 2010

20728 Comments


Strizz, those are my thoughts exactly.

After seeing some of the vids, I'm a little bit concerned about Fat Mike. Maybe it was just a case of him getting blasted and confiding that shit, but he came off as legitimately depressed. I don't know. The dude basically got me into punk rock way back when and founded an awesome label; hopefully he's okay.

Brokenjewel
March 29th 2010

1247 Comments


You summed it up well, man.

Fat Mike's actually got some great ethics going on if you read how the people at Fat Wreck get treated. And the video is messed up genius.

Tits McGee
March 29th 2010

1876 Comments


After seeing some of the vids, I'm a little bit concerned about Fat Mike. Maybe it was just a case of him getting blasted and confiding that shit, but he came off as legitimately depressed. I don't know. The dude basically got me into punk rock way back when and founded an awesome label; hopefully he's okay.


As much as I pretty much dislike most of what Nofx has done for the better half of the last decade and feel that sometimes they're trying to hard, I can't deny this. I mean he sounds truthful in that video, which is scary/sad, and it literally sounds like he has alot of disdain for himself because of it. I don't know if he cares or he doesn't, but I don't think he's playing a prank here.

/2cents

Brokenjewel
March 29th 2010

1247 Comments


When he says 'so... we went and watched The Vandals', he sounds fucking broken.

ohnoestehmusik
March 29th 2010

380 Comments


PUNK ROCKERS PULLING PUNK-ASS PRANKS AND BEING OVERALL DOUCHES?!










FUCKING CHAOS IN THIS WORLD MAN, WHO EVER WOULD'VE GUESSED

EnricoPalazzo
March 29th 2010

626 Comments


Hence my counseling comment, it's the truth.

HipsterHolocaust
March 29th 2010

774 Comments


Fat Mike=Accessory

Brokenjewel
March 29th 2010

1247 Comments


Counselling wouldn't generate an internet scandal.



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