Wanna See Mike Patton's Junk?
2010-02-26 by Trey Spencer STAFF | 105 Comments
During Faith No More's concert in Brisbane, Australia vocalist Mike Patton decided to show the crowd his own personal real thing.

The show took place on February 20, 2010 and occured halfway through Faith no More's performance of the song "Just a Man". At that point, Mike Patton deep-throated his microphone and allowed Captain Winky to come out and play. Although, the captain seemed unprepared for his close-up.

It's it, this is it (NSFW): http://www.dlisted.com/node/36227
Tagged: Faith No More

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Willie
Moderator
February 27th 2010
16117 Comments


I think the poor little guy was still sleeping.

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Eclectic
February 27th 2010
3302 Comments


The hell?

Lions
February 27th 2010
1015 Comments


strange looking one. the base appears discolored.

EasternLight
February 27th 2010
2700 Comments


ouch...

Mordecai.
February 27th 2010
8281 Comments


memories

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 27th 2010
31475 Comments


Didn't do that at the NZ shows....
Lol at comments looks like a half eaten bread stick

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PirateSquid
February 27th 2010
1881 Comments


Haha, it'd probably be better for him if it was erect.

But still, too awesome for words

WhiteNoise
February 27th 2010
3243 Comments


some people think it's a hoax!

Lions
February 27th 2010
1015 Comments


nah, that's mr. bungle's penis alright. he's bein' aggressive!

drasticaction74
February 27th 2010
1755 Comments


talk about a small victory

cirq
February 27th 2010
9265 Comments


Lol at comments looks like a half eaten bread stick

i laughed at that too hah

Lions
February 27th 2010
1015 Comments


it'd be more fun if they were playing jizzlobber and he wasn't soft.

Ire
February 27th 2010
41820 Comments


i saw a dick : )

drasticaction74
February 27th 2010
1755 Comments


keeps comin back smaller and smaller and smaller

ThePalestMexican
February 27th 2010
2816 Comments


I don't know what I'm questioning more, the fact that he just randomly showed his junk, or the fact that I'm staring at it.

DiceMan
February 27th 2010
7068 Comments


Why is he getting ready to deep throat the mic?

paxman
February 27th 2010
4084 Comments


Looks like a Bugle.

drasticaction74
February 27th 2010
1755 Comments


the worm's turning all the over the place

I got a million of 'em

WeepingBanana
February 27th 2010
10205 Comments


amidoinitrite?

PirateSquid
February 27th 2010
1881 Comments


I heard he's bigger when he's hard and showing it off in other concerts

can't find the pics to prove though

Prophet178
February 27th 2010
6397 Comments


Ah I was gonna post this with some witty description too but I thought it would get deleted. Damn you staffers and your unmoderated news articles yet again.

EasternLight
February 27th 2010
2700 Comments


you've heard?

...huh

TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
February 27th 2010
7145 Comments


"I heard he's bigger when he's hard and showing it off in other concerts"

Why have you heard this

Prophet178
February 27th 2010
6397 Comments


And why are you searching out the pics haha.

Meatplow
February 27th 2010
5524 Comments


idk why but this is kind of underwhelming

DiceMan
February 27th 2010
7068 Comments


Maybe it's cause you were expecting something larger than your mum's pinky finger.

Prophet178
February 27th 2010
6397 Comments


Heres the vid by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazZQBLsHNo

JulesWin
February 27th 2010
993 Comments


"idk why but this is kind of underwhelming"

were you expecting more?


TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
February 27th 2010
7145 Comments


I was hoping he would be looking into the camera and flailing it around to be honest.

Yazz_Flute
February 27th 2010
18847 Comments


idk why but I really lol'd at this

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Meatplow
February 27th 2010
5524 Comments


were you expecting more?


flaccid tackle is the worst kind of tackle

drasticaction74
February 27th 2010
1755 Comments


I get at least a raging halfy when I sing Just A Man

PirateSquid
February 27th 2010
1881 Comments


Why have you heard this
Cuz people were justifying his small flaccid
And why are you searching out the pics haha.
Because I wanna see a hot celebrity p33n obviously =o

Mike Patton gives anyone a boner, fuck your sexuality or even gender.

ThePalestMexican
February 27th 2010
2816 Comments


Maybe it's cause you were expecting something larger than your mum's pinky finger.

Dude I dunno my mom's hands are pretty huge, I wish my penis was bigger then my mom's pinky.

Sorry...that was my attempt at being funny.

bungy
February 27th 2010
8843 Comments


"I was hoping he would be looking into the camera and flailing it around to be honest."

haha

EasternLight
February 27th 2010
2700 Comments


HA

HA

Matte
February 27th 2010
553 Comments


I really don't understand what I'm looking at. Seriously, what the hell is going on in this picture?

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 27th 2010
31475 Comments


At least Prophet's link explains the mic fellating

Prophet178
February 27th 2010
6397 Comments


I like how Mike Patton, a musician, can whip his dick out and people think it's funny, while Pee Wee Herman, a comedian, whips his dick out and he goes to jail.

Damn it must feel good to be Mike Patton.

thenewnormal
February 27th 2010
63 Comments


ha! I was there! pretty damn funny too. The cameras at soundwave were annoying him I think, and after spitting up all over the right one, he ran over, took control of the left, filmed the crowd then flashed his junk. Truly, it made me laugh so hard.

Captain North
February 27th 2010
6791 Comments


Love the camera going in for a close up.

Titan50
February 27th 2010
4588 Comments


news of the year

DreamingOfSleep
February 27th 2010
46 Comments


Patton always complains about rockstars acting like dicks doesnt he..?
Touche..?!

Romulus
February 27th 2010
8447 Comments


I gotta be totally honest I love Mike Patton and all but I'm not really sure if I'm up for seeing his dick

Kiran
Emeritus
February 27th 2010
6002 Comments


2.5/5

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Phil
February 27th 2010
1473 Comments


He didn't do that at the Adelaide. Disappointed! I was three rows dead centre. I'm pretty awesome.

EliteChiefModerator
February 27th 2010
251 Comments


It's a midlife crisis

shade
February 27th 2010
1198 Comments


best news title ever

Greggers
February 27th 2010
2375 Comments


Good thing he wasn't in a Kindergarten at the time

KieranVandRakim
February 27th 2010
332 Comments


WHY DID HE DO THAT

Lambda
February 27th 2010
2465 Comments


Fake.

EliteChiefModerator
February 27th 2010
251 Comments


It probably is.

Xenophanes
Emeritus
February 27th 2010
10618 Comments


Why is this news?

GibTG
February 27th 2010
279 Comments


Why wouldn't this be news?

bloc
February 27th 2010
34992 Comments


I am disappointed

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SmurkinGherkin
February 27th 2010
1769 Comments


lolwut

pride
February 27th 2010
227 Comments


I feel big

Poet
February 27th 2010
5935 Comments


2.5/5


I think you're being too generous on that score

KILL
February 27th 2010
72086 Comments


hot

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XulOnerom
February 27th 2010
1818 Comments


Now, if someone asks me "Have you ever seen Mike Patton's cock?" I can finally answer "Yes!"

ihopeuchoke
February 27th 2010
668 Comments


Looks like i can cross "see Mike Patton's dick" off of my bucket list.

JulesWin
February 27th 2010
993 Comments


"I feel big"

me too!


MrCalum
February 27th 2010
371 Comments


genuinly looks like a piece of wood

EVedder27
February 27th 2010
6088 Comments


the breadstick comment was hilarious

astrel
February 27th 2010
2614 Comments


I was actually hoping this title was about a garage sale :'( I guess looking at his penis will have to do for now.

Ghostechoes
February 27th 2010
1353 Comments


Four or five days ago, a link to this photo was Dr. Mikannibal's Facebook status.

Burn2Burn
February 27th 2010
2378 Comments


Patton will no longer be allowed to use the joke: "My dick is two inches...from the ground!!!"

We know the truth, Patton - we know the truth.

EliteChiefModerator
February 27th 2010
251 Comments


It was fake, trust me, i've seen the real thing backstage

Ire
February 27th 2010
41820 Comments


^not surprised AT ALL

Countess
February 27th 2010
818 Comments


seems like sputnikers are disappointed since some many of them worship this guy

EliteChiefModerator
February 27th 2010
251 Comments


Straight guys want their musical heroes to have big dicks, goddammit

Countess
February 27th 2010
818 Comments


"Straight guys want their musical heroes to have big dicks, goddammit"

haha! apparently, so does this tarnish his musical abilities?


Ire
February 27th 2010
41820 Comments


yes it fucking does

EliteChiefModerator
February 27th 2010
251 Comments


http://www.antiquiet.com/news/2009/11/the-truth-2002-fnm-reunion/attachment/mikepatton-pissing-london/




Ghostechoes
February 27th 2010
1353 Comments


^ You are officially obsessed with Patton's wiener.

EliteChiefModerator
February 27th 2010
251 Comments


Trey Spruance's is better, but whatever




Ghostechoes
February 27th 2010
1353 Comments


...

BrahTheSunGod
February 27th 2010
1279 Comments


Not gonna lie, I'm never going to be able to listen to Lovage again without cracking up.

Emim
February 27th 2010
26661 Comments


Lady Gaga's is better.

*rimshot*

ohnoestehmusik
February 27th 2010
380 Comments


Honestly was hoping for some windmill action.

ThePalestMexican
February 27th 2010
2816 Comments


Mike Patton's Junk > The Fall of Troy breakup

Captain North
February 27th 2010
6791 Comments


GlueyPorch, that one looks more like a fake.

bloozclooz
February 27th 2010
1770 Comments


is this shit real? looks shooped to me. though i really didn't spend that much time looking at it. lol

bloc
February 27th 2010
34992 Comments


Very cute avatar blooz

Pessimist
February 28th 2010
191 Comments


I liked Rammstein's fake penis thing better ):

Vooligan
February 28th 2010
3541 Comments


Australia brings out the best in people, it's what we do.

coneren
February 28th 2010
11111 Comments


What a glorious penis

Eclectic
February 28th 2010
3302 Comments


Australia brings out the best in people, it's what we do.

Except for Britney Spears, who never had anything good in her in the first place ;)

astrel
February 28th 2010
2614 Comments


What about Justin Timberlake?

ThePalestMexican
February 28th 2010
2816 Comments


Australia brings out the best in people, it's what we do.


Except for Britney Spears, who never had anything good in her in the first place ;)


I could bring out the best in Britney Spears




natey
February 28th 2010
4170 Comments


looks like a f@ggot with the mic

GibTG
February 28th 2010
279 Comments


I find it ridiculous that people are saying that he is about to "deep-throat" the mic.

What else would you do to free both hands whilst keeping a microphone within reach?

atrink
Contributing Reviewer
February 28th 2010
2845 Comments


???

Romulus
February 28th 2010
8447 Comments


Stick it down your pants?

DaveyBoy
Staff Reviewer
February 28th 2010
20857 Comments


In Melbourne, they were doing something called ChatRoulette (on the web) and it was up on the big screen while FNM were playing. Let's just say that it wasn't always some guy sitting at his computer looking into a webcam! Ugh!

Prophet178
February 28th 2010
6397 Comments


Hahaha thats EPIC.

OhCaptain
February 28th 2010
199 Comments


It looks more like he's stretching out his ballskin tbh.

botb
February 28th 2010
9756 Comments


'I like how Mike Patton, a musician, can whip his dick out and people think it's funny, while Pee Wee Herman, a comedian, whips his dick out and he goes to jail."

uhhh except pee wee herman wasn't trying to be funny, he was just jackin it in public

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StickmanSouffle
February 28th 2010
286 Comments


i was there
it was great

Emim
March 1st 2010
26661 Comments


"i was there
it was great"
=
"pee wee herman wasn't trying to be funny, he was just jackin it in public"

???

natey
March 1st 2010
4170 Comments


i'm always jackin it in public

Spare
March 1st 2010
5350 Comments


i was with stickmansouffle it was funny he thought it was pockets i was all naw

Vooligan
March 2nd 2010
3541 Comments


Holy crap, Spare!

Eclectic
March 2nd 2010
3302 Comments


^Lol, I already sent him a shoutbox post which he hasn't replied to. He's like a bloody ghost, reappearing every now and again only to fuck off almost straight away.

21stcenturyschizoid
March 4th 2010
11 Comments


Why does this have more views than my Basehead reviews?



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