Frustrating how things like this work.

probably a male version of taylor swift

It will sound nothing like my grandfather....

Yeah, no shit. Guy looks a bit emo to me

Anyone else think he's ugly?

His eyes, nose, and mouth are too small for the rest of his face.

just sayin'

looks like he hasn't earned any money by himself at all. this won't change.

M.J's kids are guaranteed record deals.

This will suck.

"He's a typical 17 year-old," says his spokesman. "He doesn't get up before midday and then grunts at you."

Fuck this

I personally can't wait

Wow. This is the American dream right here; fuck hard work. Did he even do anything other than beat the other sperm to the egg?

LMFAO at YouAreMySilence's comment.

This can only be fuckitry.

well, best of luck to him.

you know you'll feel like shit if he actually manages to pull some really good albums out of his ass.

Yes, but we'd all prefer it if he made some really good albums without posthumous help.

i'm slightly confused as to what you are trying to say, cuz you state it like zombie elvis is helping his grandson make music.

Meaning, from all accounts he got a record deal because of his last name

zombie elvis
sounds like a bad movie

Bubba Ho Tep part 2?

Meaning, from all accounts he got a record deal because of his last name

Yeah but he had talent

^what?

i'm going to fuck your profile picture deviant

Happy days for my picture

Jesus's accoustic album wasn't too great, but that Disciples rap album was pretty nice. Judas had some lyrical skills i have to admit.

this is the ugliest dude i have ever seen other than bert mccracken

Judas had the gift of the gab without a doubt

Yeah Judas was all time. Although I do think that John the Baptist's production work had a lot to do with the quality of that album.
All being said I still think Jesus' best work was on his Empire of the Prodigal Sun side project.

John's stuff with GZA was tight

Word.

Nice rack

Lol @ this news, by "nothing like his music" I'm hoping it isn't some type of cheesy rap alongside the likes of say, Vanilla Ice or Kevin Federline. Lulz.

weak

all aboard the gravy train! choo chooo

He does look like Elvis...only a with a lot more douche thrown in.

When Michael Jackson's kids reach the age of 18, they get a portion of his estate and a 5 album record deal.

When M.J died he automatically got the same record deal

Its really shitty when labels sign people because of their parents rather then their talent.

Imagine being a band that earns their living through their music and seeing this...has to be extremely discouraging. Also, I'm no expert here, but what's a typical record deal like for an good, established band?

My guess is that it's NOT 5 million dollars.