her hair looks fucking amazing in that picture

why is this news?

because shes more talented than you will ever be

She's incredibly talented.
Ill listen later.

How is this not news?

I've definitely got a soft spot for her.

haha. i laugh, well that's evident.

i just don't like her music...i'm sure she is talented. but not for me.

i would do her till my dick fell off

Yeah? Well I got a hard spot for her.

*nudge nudge* Get it?

i'd just want her to sing me to sleep.
that'd suffice

anything else would be a cherry on top

i would make her sing

with my PENIS

hoohah

i dont get it

basically sing is slang for moan and i would make her moan with my penis = i will satisfy her sexual needs by having sex with her.

basically sing is slang for moan and i would make her moan with my penis = i will satisfy her sexual needs by having sex with her.

thanks for clarifying, sputnik is forever in your debt.

he would like to insert his penis into her vagina, basically

oh! i get it now. that cleared my mind.

She has a penis. You could rub your penis along her penis and create friction.

Boognish made things confusing again....

^not really. maybe she has both...she be a hermaph

now i'm lost.

I must admit she does look pretty tasty in that pic. Gettin ready to pull out her penis

i would like to meet your mother for a formal lunch

people on here dig chicks with dicks?

Lady Gaga's penis is way larger and more satisfying than Alicia Keys and her tiny pecker.

You would know whore

Alicia Keys is way sexy.

I do. Lady Gaga's has more girth, while Ms. Keys's is less fulfilling and quite frankly, an embarrassment to penises everywhere.

Please Madonna's cock is where the magic's at, if it doesn't eat you 1st.

This thread is actually wonderful in an-i-dont-like-penis way.

not bad

I like how every single thread about a female artist turns into a deeply moving discussion about how best to insert a penis into her.

Let's talk about the music for a change.

LOL you're just mad you haven't had any chick dick