Man U sucks

Like most footballers, he has awful taste in music = win

lol

the greatest football in the world

he's the greatest sport revolving around a ball in the world

Ain't nothing wrong with a little Prodigy.

lol marlon king

R. Kelly is a genius, this guy is on the right track

Ronaldo is the bees knees, as is Manchester United.

He's not even the best player in the premiership.

That honour falls to Michael Essien.

^hahahaha

you're wrong.
Ronaldo is talented but defenders are starting to figure him out, luckily he has a cannon shot. Too bad he's a bitch.
I'm a footballer, I have good taste in music

I'd rather watch Aston Villa.

soccer jokes

"the prettiest member of Manchester United's star-studded attack"

That is soooo opiniated Nick. I mean, come on, what qualifications do you have to make that comment? That Wayne Rooney is a stunner! And when Carlos Tevez forgets to comb his hair, he can give off that dishevelled look that would have the ladies queueing up!

:-)

which is also ironic, given that the only Premiership footballer currently smacking his bitch up is Middlesbrough's Marlon King.

I'm sure this would be hilarious if I was British

Maybe if you were British and liked bad jokes about famous "footballers."

Only as it is a word I would never use.

soccer is a word no-one should ever use, I still don't understand why American football is called football.

It should be called throwball, or gridiron.

Football is really a vague term applied to a bunch of different sports that involve kicking. They just never bothered to change the name once the hands became more prominent I guess.

lol gridiron

There are tons of reasons I feel like I shouldn't like Ronaldo, but he's just to goddamn good for me to even consider it. Glory Glory Man United...

Ronaldo is highly overrated. The media likes to make a big deal out of the amount of goals he scores "from midfield". Firstly, he plays as an attacker. And secondly, Chelsea's Frank Lampard, an actual midfield player, has scored more goals than him this season.

Yet he didn't even make the shortlist for player of the season. Which really just goes to prove that the conspiracy against Chelsea isn't just a Uefa thing. The FA are in on it too. This Message Edited On 05.14.09

he's a gay asshole but a great player

It's always great to hear some americans talking about football (I mean the real football in which you play with your feet) and putting it down. hah. The fact is just that all american sports are just played with brute force that the "athletes" get from steoroids. Football (again not the throw/tackle/run/tacke-ball) on the other hand is mainly just technique. You need to have skill to play it. Not just some needle up your bum. :D
Then we come to the case of C. Ronaldo. The most overrated, unsportmanshiply and bitchy player in the whole footballing world. I can't understand how anyone can appreciate him as a player. He just jerks around on the pich and falls down when ever he is touched. I mean god damn man! That is not how you play football.
CR7 should learn from the master of modern football: Steven Gerrard. There you have a man who can not only score and pass brilliant goals, but who is also tough and does everything for his team. A real captain.
So sorry for this shit loads of text, but it's the truth and that's it. peace :D
ps. YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONEEE!!!!

When he's not playing as an out and out striker, he plays from a highly advanced position. Too advanced for me to comfortably call him a midfeilder.

But, i was comparing Lampards total goals this season against Ronaldo's premiership stat. So you are right. Though, the difference is not as big as you seem to think. Lampard has 12, and Ronaldo has 16.

To hell with soccer, or the wrong version 'football'
Bear-blasting is where it's at

i prefer hump-catting

stupid foreigners stealing our games name

football is a game you need to play with your hands

you throw the ball with your hands
you catch the ball with your hands
you tackle a man with your hands

your version of football makes no sense, you need to use your feet
what the hell is wrong with you guys

I'm American. I want to learn your version of football. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

Drogba is the worst.

in reference to the divingThis Message Edited On 05.15.09

agree with Britney Diva but they're both great players

Drogba is the worst

no sport is "important"

whenever i am trying to cook dinner those boys yell at the tv and they won't explain the rules to me

there's no time to explain

Frankly, this thread makes me wish I was British. The enthusiasm and face to face breakdowns of the who's and what's is terrific. This appears to be much more fun and in your face than talking about American football or gridiron to the typical alcoholic redneck. I sense a transition in the future.

i want to be British too, then i could go to the stadiums to watch the games

aw, man! not here too! i have enough of this hometown hero in my own country, i don't need to see him in international sites as well!

lol at Didier vid^^
I'm I gay for liking Van Persie the best? That joker can play

cristiano "glass legs" Ronaldo...is just a plonker....

he's also a great footballer, only a few touch him at the moment, messi, casillas, essien, vidic.

i hate american sport, it doesnt flow at all, i once watched the superbowl and left in disgust after finding out they had seperate attacking and defending teams, America just dont understand.

I spoke to an American recently about sport, told him their games had no flow, except ice hockey, which then he proceeded to inform me is Canadian, even the Canadians do sport better than Yanks, thats pretty fucking poor.

Coventry City Football Club is where its at, Mighty Gunnar all the way.

Man U vs Barca potentially the best Champions league final ever, Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney, Iniesta, Xavi, Tevez........

As for the rest of sport.... Aussie rules does indeed!

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
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I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye




That's right kids, Fly-eye-eye.

Britney Diva:
Gerrard's dives are legendary- he's every bit as bad as Ronaldo.

What the fuck man :D I don't even know what to say to that. That is so ridiculous that it can't be even taken seriously. Comparing Gerrard and Ronaldo is not possible man. And that's because the first one is an excellent football player and the other one is an excellent diver.
Hey maybe he should get into real professional diving. hah. Into a pool it would be even impressive and not just stupid and unsportman-like. :D

you know who's the worst diver that one guy

yep i said it wanna argue

I loved the pictures of the Man Utd team after being completely outplayed by Barcelona, particularly Cristiano 'I am god's gift to the world' Ronaldo.