1 down, 4 to go

You can do whoever you like

it just had to be the cutest one to go out first huh

Wrong Direction

This is the part where he grows fat, releases a solo single, embarks on a downward spiral of booze, drugs, flings and depression before having a life coach helping him get back on track and into shape releasing a 'comeback' which draws in the crowds and he's hailed as a pop megastar and national hero.
All before 2016 I hasten to add.

what a fruit bowl

"Zayn Malik of One Direction has announced that he will be leaving the pop group One Direction."
This may be the worst sentence in a serious attempt at a news article that I've ever read.

Damn, they released Four a little too early.

I hope he joins Top Gear.

I'll give the band 2, maybe 3 more years before they all call it quits. Sounds like this guy will (at least try to) become the next Justin Timberlake or Beyonce

" This may be the worst sentence in a serious attempt at a news article that I've ever read."

No explaining? What else did I expect from your stupid ass.

Brace urselves, this thread is going to be edgy af

oh aftertheascension wrote this? no wonder its fuckin shit lol
i mean if you don't think that sentence is terrible you clearly have no understanding of basic english language

ZOMG WTF NOOOO. He had the best hair in the band.

Haha Didn't he like punk thrash or hardcore or something? Yah he

Aftertheascension of sputnikmusic.com has announced that he will be leaving the review site sputnikmusic.com

Ascension said: "My life with sputnikmusic.com has been more than I could ever have imagined. But, after one year, I feel like it is now the right time for me to leave the site".

"oh aftertheascension wrote this? no wonder its fuckin shit lol
i mean if you don't think that sentence is terrible you clearly have no understanding of basic english language"

just because you're butthurt over zayn leaving doesn't mean you have to take it out on ascension dude

"oh aftertheascension wrote this? no wonder its fuckin shit lol
i mean if you don't think that sentence is terrible you clearly have no understanding of basic english language"

I wrote it on my shitty phone and didn't really care to fix it considering that half of the time I was writing it half of the fucking text box was checkerboarding and I couldn't see what I was writing.

the group is ruined now

implying they were good to begin with

Get this - I was reading this tweet from 10am to 1PM yesterday, 107 people committed suicide because of Zayn's departure. Apparently there's evidence to reinforce that.

Not trying to disrespect, but holy shit - that's just incomprehensible. Personally don't give a rats ass about 1D, but that is fucked up.

Okay in the last day it exploded to 270, jesus.

people are pathetic

I'm still wondering why Danny DeVito has a part in one of their videos...

people are pathetic

When that gets more attention than the crash in the Alps, that's even worse. The whole story has gone mostly un-noticed, which is sad. The number I mentioned earlier is the ones that were confirmed, but in attempts that number has swelled to 2000+ and counting. Welcome to the society we live in.

i hope he joins death grips

Disband please.

"I wrote it on my shitty phone and didn't really care to fix it considering that half of the time I was writing it half of the fucking text box was checkerboarding and I couldn't see what I was writing."

Please fix it. It just looks even worse if you leave it to spite someone.

I would say no one cares about this news, but that would be wrong. The fucking reaction to this is insane.

I'm physically unable to fix it, dumbass. Half of it is invisible and I can't fix something I cannot type in.

Honestly, props to him. The band is nothing more then puppets for music executives and the amount of touring and records they are pumping out is grueling.

game giving constructive criticism and you respond by being a jerk and insulting him wow no wonder every fucking user on this website hates you

Rip

i don't hate him, i don't even know who he is

eat that counterpoint

"I'm physically unable to fix it, dumbass. Half of it is invisible and I can't fix something I cannot type in."

way to be a dick about it, damn

zayn malik harsh noise album when

malikzbow

" game giving constructive criticism and you respond by being a jerk and insulting him wow no wonder every fucking user on this website hates you"

You're a horrible user. All you do is pick fights. Fuck off.

" way to be a dick about it, damn"

I already explained myself before your comment.

"When that gets more attention than the crash in the Alps, that's even worse. The whole story has gone mostly un-noticed, which is sad. The number I mentioned earlier is the ones that were confirmed, but in attempts that number has swelled to 2000+ and counting. Welcome to the society we live in."

Do you have a source for that? I tried googling it and couldn't find anything.

I skip around most news channels after work (CNN, MSNBC, FOX) and the airplane crash was the top story on each.

RIP the worlds best slamming blackened progressive djentgrind band

punched peach what are you talking about, his solo project is going to do much more innovative and altogether more forward-thinking work in genre

I was seriously wondering how this is newsworthy when it fronted the huffpost and guardian and basically every shitty other newspage but HERE? HOW can this be news on this website? :D must be sputnik being ironic ^^

I CAN'T FIX IT DUMBASS I CAN'T GET MY LIFE TOGETHER AFTER MY FAVORITE ONE DIRECTION MEMBER LEFT DUMBASS

He will release a solo djent album

To all the fans who get seriously upset about this...

lol

why is it that the person that nobody likes is always oblivious to that fact

I don't give half a fuck lmao.

Now I wait as someone drops a nuke on this thread.

Nooo0o0o0o0o0

ok.

Maybe the mods will edit your fucking news article while they're at it.

Nah man. Editing it as soon as I can get my potato computer to cooperate.

Zane Malick from the pop group one direction is going to become the next pop idol star justin timberlake not froom the pop group on direction

Considering all the bad shit that's going on with him, he isn't doing anthing anytime soon.

it's such a shame he left, his polyrhythmic work on the drums was truly stellar

Please for the love of the Lord tell me you're joking.

Aftertheascension

Joking, he was world renowned for his poly-rhythmic work on the kit.

great thread

Agreed dorito. One of the most influential drummers to come out of the folk punk genre

the genre had strayed too far from its jazz roots, and malik somehow managed to bridge the demanding rhythms of the past with avant-garde innovation of the future. he will be missed.

Rumor has it that he is pursuing a career in exploring the depths of the Keytar.

I heard he's apart of the sawtooth grin re union

Heard something about him replacing Thom Yorke

thread just got better

can't wait for him to do that grindcore solo project he mentioned once in an interview

I think he's going to do a song with Infant Annihilator

funny posts guys!

Speaking of funny, word on the street is that he has an hour long comedy special on HBO planned for sometime this fall.

I wonder how he's going to fit that in, considering he's co-writing the next coen brothers movie. joel said malik was "like a son to him," and ethan said "he's more like my nephew tbh"

Writing? Thought they were making Inside Lleweyn Davis into a Broadway play with Zayn as the lead.

Apparently Harry cried over this incident

Looks like there's a job opening for poor old jezza

I heard they've just started recording for his solo record "Nothing Was The Zayn"

So in other words, this boyband went from being almost completely uninteresting (as in it could be fun to talk about wanting to bang the fuck out of Zayn), to being completely uninteresting.

Hmmm, okay.

Zayn Malik of One Direction has announced that he will be leaving the pop group One Direction.

i can't stop laughing at that first sentence

[2]

Zayn's been replaced by Authur Walwin, a black R&B artist who's popular in Britain. Seems to be the thing on Twitter lol

Zayn Malik, a member of pop group One Direction named Zayn Malik, a member of One Direction, announced that member of pop group One Direction Zayn Malik announced that Zayn Malik will be leaving pop group One Direction.

*Arthur Walwin excuse me, and this is being confirmed. Pretty shocked about this lol

what pop group did he leave again?

Zayn Malik of One Direction has announced that he will be leaving the pop group One Direction.

Don't forget to #cut4zayn guys

His blast beats were pretty generic in all honesty

and remember kiddies, it's down the road not across the street. make it count!

Zayn will be reminding the kids that smokers are jokers and users are losers

So?

fixed the sentence. hopefully no more idiotic typos from this end idk.

"Heard something about him replacing Thom Yorke"

Really? Cause I heard 1D was gonna replace him with Thom

that would make them marginally better

people are pathetic

When that gets more attention than the crash in the Alps, that's even worse. The whole story has gone mostly un-noticed, which is sad. The number I mentioned earlier is the ones that were confirmed, but in attempts that number has swelled to 2000+ and counting. Welcome to the society we live in.

how old is aftertheascension

how old is shadowremains

How old are all of you, I'd like to see some ID

1D ID

Terrible news, sad to see Zayn go.

"he couldn't be older than 14"

swing and a miss

music is over

this band isn't even bad

Best prog rock around.

zayn is a sex god

1D won't be the same. RIP 2025-2041

"this band isn't even bad"

correct. they're terrible.

dude calm that hate boner damn

getting a boner for zayn