Sweet

we're required to title articles, sorry

Titles are so 2013.

Thought this was about them finally accepting that cash from that other dude who wanted them to stop playing in exchange of one or two mil

Stop with the obnoxious click bait titles this isn't fucking CNN or rottentomatoes

OH MY GOD I'm so excited.

honestly im fucking 4 about this

or a least make them actually funny or clever, not this half-assed unclever misleading wordplay, it's just silly

I really enjoy Back to the Shack so I have high hopes for the record.

meh

I've finally been getting into Weezer lately so I'm kinda excited for this.

The titles for these news articles offend and annoy me on a personal level. Please change how you run your site so that I may not feel annoyed by seeing titles.



lol

I like this title :3 It works on many levels.

i kid

ok NOW we can stop with the pun-y titles.

stoked af

Insurrection is the type of person that would call the police over that comment.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you complain about the fucking title of a sputnikmusic news article.

let's just kill insurrection, the world will be a better place for it

lol

i want to be excited but that train left a couple albums ago

If I had the opportunity would rip your dick off with my bare hands.

use your mouth and i'll let you try

At this point I'm just going to do these titles to piss off Trebor

Double post

oh yeah those dumbfuck stupid titles are in now what? sputnikmusic has gone ridicoulously fucktarded

gone? You're a bit late to the party

You know you've hit rock bottom when you complain about the fucking title of a sputnikmusic news article.

these titles are getting really stupid.

actually fuck this srupid title though

yea they are very misleading


I thought it said "Everything Will Be Alright for Weezy F Baby" since the last letter was cut off!

can somoen ban this kid please

like i understand his horrible review writing but news articles deserve at least a trace of respect

thor and andcas didn't sacrifice their time submitting news for nothing

don't you miss when the site had proper villains?

i mean who the fuck is andrew gold

insurrection for worst user years 2010, '11, '12, '13, and an early nominee for '14

i was here since '09 actually so throw that in there

"don't you miss when the site had proper villains?"

yea like kount, and trix4dix, and charlesfishnchips

those were the days, linq.

andrew gooch was originally hitman and he hung on bloc's nutsack tightly until bloc sucked off deviant

surprised at how much love weezer is getting in the comments

and SnackaryBinx

ffs is like the fucking lone ranger man what an antihero everyman

Looking forward to this, just hoping it'll be a good record in the end.




Oh and I like the clever titles, keep em' coming

will do man!

Getting butthurt about these newstitles gives me renewed vigor to continue to sputnik. So I hope this continues.

why can't we neg contribs this is bullshit

why cant we neg news articles is the real question

better idea actually

Why cantw e neg our own reviews?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!?

the best part of these titles is watching everyone complain about them

Ban these fucking titles please.

50% bitching about the title

25% insurrection sux

20% combination of the previous two

5% weezer

= this thread

Don't be upset Ins, they're just jealous all the girls want contributors over pleb users.

Except relinquished and theacademy. They also get the ladies.

i miss jviney

This is quite possibly the most embarrassing thread on this site. Next off topic comment can cop a lengthy ban and relinquishment of any titles. Also no one cares if you don't like the news titles. Though there is an option for change, that being that you can leave

new album will rule agreed dev

yea speaking of new album i hope it's as chill as u should be

lol at everyone crying over titles.

how is this the most embarrassing thread on the site? there have been far worse.

and the problem with these titles is that they're uninformative. I have to read the article to figure out what it's about instead of just looking at the headline.

agreed they try to use puns rather than informing people about what the article may actually be about agreed

It literally takes reading a single sentence to figure out what this post is about.

I'm here just to bitch about the titles.

aw man i love Ric Ocasek

and the problem with these titles is that they're uninformative. I have to read the article to figure out what it's about instead of just looking at the headline.

don't ever stop with these titles actually.
at least this looks like it stands a chance of being good.

"Aside from...... the title cleary indicates..."

not so clear then

Well only if you're a complete idiot

gotta comply with all levels of intelligence mr. modbro no discrimination now

I am, but admittedly am not accounting for lack of intelligence. I will amend my opinions accordingly

damn dev you make a good point, this really could be their best since pinkerton

the point is instead of seeing "Weezer to release new album" and from there making a judgement on whether or not this seems like something I want to read, I have to click on it to figure out what the fuck they're talking about. "Everything will be all right for Weeze" is incomprehensibly vague. What happened to Weezer? why are they going to be all right? did their drummer injure himself playing frisbee?

so I click on it and it's fucking andrew gold thinking himself clever and weezer is just releasing an album. which i don't give a fuck about in the first place.

the reason normal titles are good is because you can look at the news sidebar, scan for bands you're interested in and then click on articles about new releases from bands you like or current semi-obscure musician deaths or current band drama. like if weezer got in a car crash or something. because that's what this asinine fucking title implies.

Remember when I said that the next off topic post can cop a lengthy ban? Anyone who wishes to continue
this conversation in a calm and open manner can do so in the meds thread

i'm still mad it's not a color album

i knew this would get a reaction outta people but i didnt think it would turn into this mess, so sorry about that dev

anyway, im pumped for this

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.

Man, this thread sucks horribly.
PS: LOL at the people who complain about the title, get a life.

why can't we neg contribs this is bullshit

pretty sure i was in the 90s before i became contrib so

this is gonna rock

This album can't come soon enough

Watchin this album warily. I'm super hoping dictator rivers cuomo lets the other band members write songs again. Those songs written by not rivers were the hest of red album