Well it's basically porn.

[2]

What's up with this whole butch-hair trend?

No one who was in the studio watching this video get filmed was doing so out of legit artistic integrity. Unless it's some postmodern formula that cannot be calculated by humankind of this evolutionary nature, this video was created out of irony. It was an experiment dedicated to see how far they can ruin pop music's already terrible reputation.

In fact, I bet the staff we're second guessing what they were doing during the entire filming. I'm sure some of them were thinking "Yeah, we'll make money from this...but...at what price? Is a big paycheck really worth all of this?"

I feel so sorry for that hammer

the fuck?!

Decent song. Porn vid.

I feel sorry for that wrecking ball for being subjected to her cooch

fuck this bitch

"What's up with this whole butch-hair trend?"

I actually like short hair on a woman-I think the kids call it the "pixie cut" which is kind of obnoxious but hell-but it doesn't really work on Ms. Cyrus, she's still pretty though.

The song's kinda catchy I guess. I was mostly there for the T&A though and left pleased I guess?

"Brazzers is a better name for this album..."

this was funny.

Calc with the biting sarcasm

i mean ok but why

she doesnt even have a voice for the music she's trying to make. still sounds like pop country

no it seriously was funny. I just didnt put lol at the end

i actually kind of like the song. on the other hand she fucks a wrecking ball and makes out with a sledgehammer

score: 50

Bad song

Nice tits

i wanna be that wrecking ball

"i actually kind of like the song. on the other hand she fucks a wrecking ball and makes out with a sledgehammer"

yea, I bet you'd like to be her gryndstone, wouldn't you?

goddamm she's practically giving it away

how long til the sex tape?

check 4chan on the daily

How is this news?

She has a super sexy bod, but she looks like she smells. And I know everyone is going to mention it but the director sorta shit the bed on the licking of the sledgehammer. Really not an appealing moment.

How is this news?

Whatever, then. I guess it's news I don't like.

that haircut is ugly as hell and she looks like a rat now not even stoked to see her side tit

Whatever, then. I guess it's news I don't like.

That poster. >:[

Fine. It's news. I don't see why I even asked in the first place. -facepalm-

not gonna lie I laughed my ass off during this video

ngl i lmao dtv

Shit.

andcas

called it

she's not even THAT hot. not maxim #1 worthy

I have a terrible observation skill. This is proof. I didn't realize that andcas posted this. I GIVE UP.

I don't care what others say, I would still give her a round

Not that short hair can't be attractive on a woman; having pretty fuckin long hair myself, it'd be hypocritical for me to think that. But this whole pixie cut thing is an abomination.

Saw the vid earlier today and knew this would be an andcas article

"knew this would be an andcas article"

this has been said so many times it's practically a sputnik meme

should've known fate crossed its fingers and this was the result. guess that's a good sign...

THE HAMMER IS MY PENIS

Who cares who it was submitted by tho?

andcas keeps me updated on all these pop videos, where would I be without him??

"I mean does it really matter that I brought something to light here
that you can find all over the internet?"

no
i chuckled a bit and pointed it out


nice way of looking so deep into things

amazing

Needs more boobs

andcas is right

Mannnn, this has the same title as one of Dead Confederate's best songs.


Also, she's got no body. It's gross.

Imagine somebody like Norah Jones on the wrecking ball

Hot damn

she definitely has a body, you can see her muscles and she dances which generally takes a lot of athleticism. You can be into whatever body type you prefer but there are many out there. She's gross but her body looks to be in quite good shape.

starting to believe disney brainwashes all of their child stars

One step closer to that sextape people have been expecting so much. :}

"One step closer to that sextape people have been expecting so much."

she ain't even hot why would anyone want this

emma watson plz

put her, bieber and kutcher on the first commercial virgin flight and aim that fucker at the sun.

like anybody in this thread wouldn't fuck her, please

I wouldn't

I wouldn't

ever

I'd only fuck her for her money. Trophy husband status yo.

party in the usa miley for sure but 2013 miley has some diseases now

Are you gay? not hating serious question

Miley Virus these days

And I'm bi

ooooooooo! @ miley virus hehe

"Are you gay? not hating serious question "

bi

I don't like how she looks though, just look at her in her vma performance

ugh

Are you gay? not hating serious question

vid is hot. i'd still hit it

yeah i mean doing her doggy and grabbing on the balls of hair on her head just wouldnt do it for me

"yeah i mean doing her doggy and grabbing on the balls of hair on her head just wouldnt do it for me"

This.

well I agree her vma performance pretty much kills boners but c'mon

"are you mentally challenged? not hating serious question"

Tell me how you think I'm mentally challenged

"Tell me how you think I'm mentally challenged"

Somehow, you think not liking how a girl looks makes you gay

she doesn't seem like a likable person either so that's also a turn off

Tell me how you think I'm mentally challenged

Tell me how you think I'm mentally challenged

She has a super sexy bod
like anybody in this thread wouldn't fuck her, please

did you guys not see her saggy skin and bone ass melting out of her short shorts? It would be like making love to fried eggs
hanging on nails

edit: I even went and dug up the picture for you guys
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/miley-cyrus-flat-ass-vma1.jpg

lol wow. I'm sure you guys have never said anything like that ever before. Climb down off your fucking high horses

thanks for answering my question though, I'm sorry for you :[

lol ok

Vomit-inducing

She's actually making me want to be gay

i thought i'd pop in here to say no i would not hit that bye

She's just so horribly gross.

Most uncomfortable video I've seen in... I don't even know how long. I just know that I don't like it.

something's wrong with her... she is still fuckable though

.....I enjoyed this video greatly. If you know what I mean.

Yeah, sure, her body looks good, but there's a time and place for that, and this wasn't it. I kinda
felt bad for Miley while watching this. She seems to be trying so hard to be non-Disney that it
hurts. It's sad, really.

i dont, pls elaborate

lol

ahahahahahaha, this is horrible. somebody should teach her how to be sensual. she's pathetic.

Yeah she doesn't look good at all. Idk what drugs you guys are on.

she's pretty uggers agreed

TWERKSQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

watched the vid on mute, chucked my muck everywhere and went back to sputniking. Job done

This isn't real news, but I'm glad it was posted just for the comments.

"bangerz" wut

This isn't real news, but I'm glad it was posted just for the comments.

What kind of a comment is that on a NEWS thread? Dang dude.

Video actually is more enjoyable than we can't stop but still pretty generic porn for the masses. Album will be a 1

Comments here are retarded. This video is not "basically porn." Have any of you seen porn?

Top comment on the video is pretty much my reaction to this.

I totally approve of this video.

Thank god for exploitation.

I mean, the video isn't great but the hate is undeserved. she's a twenty-year-old artist from the
Disney production line who's still finding herself. that's almost never not going to be awkward. I
like the daringness, I like the attempt at provocation regardless of how successful or not she is, and
I think once she can tune out the voices around her she'll surprise us all.

to be honest, though, I spent most of the video worried about what would happen if her skin got caught
in that chain. anybody who's ever been on a crappy swing will know what I'm talking about, it can
stinnng. and she's basically naked on that wrecking ball, so. ouch.

"Comments here are retarded. This video is not "basically porn." Have any of you seen porn?"

Well, softcore porn.

Worst " artist " ever

to be fair to her, 90% of pop music is marketing and publicity and she's got to be the most talked about "musician" in the past couple of months, so she's doing something right in that way. Even if she is just embarrassing herself acting like a total slut

What a total dirt bag, the fact that filth like this is even popular is a disgusting sign of the times.

She looks dirty. liek you'd catch something if you were near her

I felt a little bit of itching around my dick, but that was pretty much it.

'Brazzers is a better name for this album...'

brazzers has hot chicks, yknow?

3 things that came in mind when i watched this:

Hardest ball she'll ever sit on.

This video is a metaphor for her devotion to rough sex?

First signs of cellulite?

i actually kind of like the song. on the other hand she fucks a wrecking ball and makes out with a sledgehammer

She's desperately trying to stay relevant.

When the video started I thought she was serious about it. Then she started licking the hammer for no good reason.

pathetic.

What a total dirt bag, the fact that filth like this is even popular is a disgusting sign of the times. [2]

slut shame to the max

I mean, the video isn't great but the hate is undeserved. she's a twenty-year-old artist from the Disney production line who's still finding herself.

"She has a super sexy bod, but she looks like she smells."

-
eleventhson, circa 2013

"She has a super sexy bod, but she looks like she smells."

save this quote for future generations.

when I was "finding myself" I started listening to music.

she isnt finding herself shes being a gimmick, albeit a marketable one

The next step would be to produce a sex tape.

she isn't finding herself, she's just realised she gets more attention if her videos and songs are ridiculously provocative

people are definitely buying it andcas. people will buy anything

it's not marketable for her at all because no one is buying it

but the vid posted yesterday has 23 million views, somebody is buying it.

she looks like gross white trash, if you're gonna do the whole innocent girl turns slutty thing at least be hot.

lol, try to listen to this with muted sound, It's hilarious.

"watched the vid on mute, chucked my muck everywhere and went back to sputniking. Job done"

you disgust me

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/miley-cyrus-flat-ass-vma1.jpg

chris i hope you were thinking of this image the entire time

katy perry should do this vid

hours of fap material there

that wasn't very pop punk of u andcas

Remember that one incident where big music companies were sued for view fraud? Their videos got like 5 mil views in 3 hours because they had whole computer labs design to watch the new music video an refresh every time it finished.

'those view are out of shock, pity, and laughter '

But it gets people to listen. She expected like a 1/3rd sales boost after the VMA. It sucks, but don't overestimate people. Her team of publicity people wouldn't be doing this to her if it hadn't worked before...

Don't really see what all the fuss is about to be honest. There's something about her though that makes me feel sick.

she doesnt really need to be, that bitch already set for life

Cyrus is maturing at an abnormal rate. The video is downright scary.

This my reaction when I saw the video

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-d0lh0tJu0HM/T685llv6ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/Srstw3AhE0s/s1600/fap+fap.jpg

This slut can't make decent music and this is an instant 1.

I don't want to grow up if that means I have to dump every damn thing I see.

what if miley was kayden kross instead

she isnt

kayden kross tho>>>>>>

"she looks like gross white trash, if you're gonna do the whole innocent girl turns slutty thing at least be hot"

my thoughts exactly

Soon to come: Miley Cyrus's very own snuff clip

video is pretty lol but i actually like the song

for those who are talking shit, that's kind of the reason why she made this video. Your wrecking her, she know what everyone is saying. She doesn't live under a rock.. I love it Miley! You expressed your self so good!(: and for the haters .. what if someone came up to you and said all the mean shit your saying to Miley to you. You wouldn't feel so good. So how bout we just treat people the way you want to be treated. Ok?

The Contributor speaks.

Yes it's nice to express yourself when everything you actually try to express is really under the hands of a few other greedy pigs

Selena Gomez did well while miley seems too desperate to shed her disneyness

she's goin all Xtina on our asses!

I'm just glad Selena did Come And Get It because nobody would be running at this bitch if she did the same.

2014: Caught doing class A drugs
2016: Sex tape

you heard it here first

apert knows his celebrity history!

yay!

This is like Brazilian fart porn without the sexiness

no ass bitch

Apert is probably right.

Why is this flat ass, flat chested, attention seeking bint getting so much attention????????

The most I could stomach before I turned off the video was in the beginning where the tear drop falls
from her eye.

What the FK??? o_O 42 MILLION views in TWO DAYS?!?!! And the Youtube homepage is promoting this **** as well O_O Right that's it.......come friendly nuclear bombs. Come blow this gutter planet off it's orbit and straight into the sun. Please.

chill out

please tell me that's a youtube comment and not legitimately from you

Who would have thought this wouldn't be good? I for one, am shocked.

"The most I could stomach before I turned off the video was in the beginning where the tear drop falls
from her eye."

Could be worse, could have been her other eye.

"The most I could stomach before I turned off the video was in the beginning where the tear drop falls
from her eye."

really? that's the part that made me watch the whole thing

because it was just too hilarious.

oh don't act so surprised garlic bread. Some pop stars get undeserved heaps of attention. Not a recent revelation.

Bet Mr. Billy Ray is wishing he'd never have let her become famous right about now.

Not even clicking the link. I assume it's her just half-naked dancing around thinking she doesn't look half butch.

"She's desperately trying to stay relevant."

Oh it's working, for now; When i hear a radio, she's all people are talking about. I have a feeling this won't last long though; she'll eventually either realize how immature she's being and will "sober up," or she'll just fade into obscurity.

side note: for a pop song, not all that bad, video is uncomfortable though.