andcas has been all over the pop diva news today

"The bubbly pop artist known as Katy Perry"

Kay-T a real gansta

BALL SO HARD LETS GET FADED

Kanye's verse in that song was something I hated at first (this is coming from a kanye fan too) but now i consider it brilliant..."fish filet"? fucking genius...blades of glory excerpt? also perfect

nipples in paris

i feel really awkward watching this right now

man 5 albums and over 100 songs and you don't have fuckin yeezy? who doesn't have FUCKIN YYEEEEEEZZZYYY

okay this is honestly -sorta- cool

i mean it's awkward and weird but...

i also wonder how hard it is to perform "clean" versions of songs you know really well of as being explicit. must be hard not to slip up and say nigga or motherfucker or whatever

She totally got a boob job.

that was really awkward.

also, lol at censoring the lyrics.

it seemed like nobody recognized the "we're gonna skate to one song and one song only"

smh

I legit youtubed Asking Alexandria's Final Episode after that video to wash it out of my memory

see there's hilariously bad and then there's just embarrassing

OH MY GAWWWWWD

Got too many friends that like this singer, should send this video to them and embarrass them all

i thought it had a sort of cool groove and she at least knew the lyrics and rhythms or whatever

the biggest problem with it is pretty much the concept of Katy Perry Doing Niggas in Paris which of course means it's gonna be awkward and weird but at least she acknowledged that

yeah a few people did but mmost people just went like AHHHHh

fuckin brits

"Got too many friends that like this singer, should send this video to them and embarrass them all"

hahaha first thing I did after watching

man 1:59 is really too embarrassing to watch, had to look away

so hot, want to touch the hineeey

"so hot, want to touch the hineeey"

this is one of those comments where the avatar of the person saying it perfectly expresses what the comment is saying

I always click on Katy Perry news articles just for the cleavage

old old old

First time I actually liked her blue hair.

WHY NO CLEAVAGE?

she needs to hop on my throne

I watch Katy Perry while she uses her porcelain throne

that's gross.

i also wonder how hard it is to perform "clean" versions of songs you know really well of as being explicit. must be hard not to slip up and say nigga or motherfucker or whatever

maybe she loves cock?

I was hoping this was about her admitting her love for game of thrones...now I dont care.

Am I okay with this?...

2hood4u

you know that point where the comedian you're watching starts convulsing and babbling about the government and why nobody likes his comedy?





yeah. that.

I'd let her relevant pun my euphemism for penis any day of the week






Except Sunday. That's the day I reflect.

*generic comment about thrones and sexual intercourse with Katy Perry*

still can't get past how butt nasty she looked in that one pic Russ tweeted from bed... Still, she looks damn good when all painted up and such

I'd like to give her the worst 15 seconds of her life.

all the boob jokes [2]

if she banged the black guy from Gym Class Heroes shouldn't he be making a song called "Niggas in Katy"?

"The bubbly pop artist known as Katy Perry "

dont ever write anything again

"but the cover is still clearly
edited around a certain word for obvious suburban reasons."

If they had only edited the "certain word" it wouldn't be so bad but the song sounds weak as fuck with every single swear word taken out

andcas news is best news

Fake or not, those tits rule.

they arent fake ive seen them move

holy shit is she hot

nice tits

^ this guy knows what's up.

Katy Perry likes hard cock in her? I didn't know that. I thought she was a dyke.

Dem boobies

I mean it isn't really that bad but the fact that it's acoustic and the sung little hook and the censors make it really odd in a not-good way.

Katy Perry < andcas's avatar

jus wanted to see katy

holy tits

I have a secret crush on her but don't tell anyone.

( o )Y( o )

not gonna lie.
those bewbs sexually intimidate me.

"such a over serious simple bitch."

hahaha i seem to have struck a nerve with that teensy lil comment

ok.

So terrifying untalented...