I just thought "Oh my God, he's finally lost it" when I read this and had to write a suitably ridiculous news article.

lol

Article is pretty funny

The really tragic thing is he actually said all of that word-for-word. Album will probably be modern Prince, meaning 10% awesome, 55% decent and 35% awful

objective journalism itt

the album will be available worldwide via trained flocks of pigeons.

awesome write up

If he did a digital distribution/multiple-format thing like NIN and Radiohead did he would rake in tons of money on every new record. He could make tons off the internet if he just kept up with the ongoing trends once in a blue and used it to his advantage. Instead he's pulling this "stodgy old fucker" routine and it's just embarrassing to watch

whehehe

Lol worthy

Well, it's been real, guys, but we all knew this day would come.

R.I.P. the Internet

wait i thought prince was a symbol now?

cool story bro.

"They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

i think i miss the internet already.

Numbers aren't good for anyone.

Prince is one messed up dude. Fantastic musician and songwriter though.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycvf9E2cjRs

i agree with prince

haha

title made me laugh

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is that a lost reference?

Yes it was... brotha.

nice, I just started watching that show about a month ago. Been obsessed with it, almost done Season 2

Prince will release a brand new album, 20TEN, free with the Saturday edition of the UK's Daily Mirror on July 10.

rofl

Prince isn't even relevant anymore

well he may not like technology but at least he loves basketball

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Pretty sure the internet is more relevant than Prince

"They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

Numbers. They fill your head. Its not good for you.

His comparison with MTV is completely useless and false.. Had he said something like ''SputnikMusic used to be hip but now nobody gives a shit'' then it would have made more sense... That was just an example though =)

Prince is talented enough for him to be batshit insane.

What do you mean of course the Internet Is irelevant I mean justin Bieber was telling me the same thing from his north Korean hotel the other day....

He's starting to sound like the ICP guys with comments like

"They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."



Edit, sorry bout that, thought it would show up in a column not in a long line. Anyhow it was just the quote in binary code.

omfg you fucking douche edit that

WTF EDIT POLICE

ahaha

yeah you bitch

Mods had to edit my article just in case Prince sees it and ends sputnik's interbutts

Prince isn't even relevant anymore

With an avatar like that I think it's best to edit FAST!

Fucking internet. How does it work

Prince will release a brand new album, 20TEN, free with the Saturday edition of the UK's Daily Mirror on July 10.

rofl

BUT THE INTERNET IS STILL HERE!

prince is mental

Knock knock
Who's there?
Prince
Prince who?
Prince the Jehovah's Witness, may I come in?
Certainly
Really?
No

My internet connection's pretty faulty so it goes out every once in a while, but it happened like 20 minutes after I saw this and I was like GODDAMN PRINCE

I think Prince has found the fountain of youth. The guy hasn't aged in 20 years

Prince is officially the coolest person ever.

the internet can't possibly as dead as his ass cheeks.

Prince is talented enough for him to be batshit insane.

lol ya

'this bores me'... Chappelle ruined anything to do with Prince. I can only thing of his Zorro get up saying this lol

Not even Prince is going to be able to save the newspaper business.

want some pancakes?

[img]http://vicariousmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/_dave_chappelle_as_prince.jpg[/img]

Game... blouses.

wait i thought prince was a symbol now?

Prince is talented enough for him to be batshit insane.

"They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

Maybe now I can finally post a video I filmed at Warped Tour in 08 when gym class heroes did a cover of "when doves cry". I tried to post it on YouTube, but then it got taken down, because Prince did not condone it... lame.

but if the internet's dead wouldn't all our comments cease to exi

Oh shi-

it this going to last forever?

Thought this was going to say he made a sex tape and that it ruined the internet forever.

So Prince cares more about getting paid than having people hear his music? That actually kinda surprised me.

>>"They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
>>Prince will release a brand new album, 20TEN

>"numbers can't be good for you."
> 20TEN

Prince is an overrated piece of garbage who should've stopped making music a long time ago.

R.I.P Internet. It's official, Prince says it's dead, it must be dead (like his career)

Prince is an overrated piece of garbage who should've stopped making music a long time ago.

prince:1 world:0

Jajajajajaj

This conjures up images of the elderly yelling at the TV.

He's just mad because his fingers produce an unhealthy amount of dust every time he touches a key on the keyboard. He's almost dead so he wants to bring the internet down with him. Misery loooooves that company, man.

Prince wins one free internet.

...

is that how you do meme jokes?

lol memes.
lol prince

Should have picked the Big Issue.

20Ten leaked, onto the internet even!

Edit: Joke's on us really. 20Ten is the best thing he's done in forever

Holy shit, i laughed so damn hard

"The internet is completely over," Prince proclaimed in an interview with the UK's Daily Mirror newspaper, which was later posted onto the website with no apparent delay."

ROFL

"The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip"
use of the word hip= statement invalid.

How?...

@like a cat