this news is so metal

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hahaha

this made me smile

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Wonder if Hogan's any good

Call Of Ktulu BROTHER

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Album Rating: 3.5

i wonder if he would have actually been any good...

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His daughter, Brooke, is now a successful solo artist

and he did not get in? WTF!

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this news made me laugh

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Would he have been able to play "Anesthesia"??

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hulk hogan would totally fit in though, to be honest. he may not be able to play smells like teen spirit, but he's old enough and hairy enough to fit in.

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i would have let him be the bassist just for the novelty of having hulk hogan in my band.

Hulk Hogan...Bassist for Metallica.

doesnt seem to fit in exactly.

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news is so metal it makes me want to put babies on spikes

How did Metallica pass this up?!

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ROFL @ Sludge. hahaha

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Album Rating: 1

hulk hogan's wrestling boot band is better than anything metallica has ever done

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hulk hogan's wrestling boot band is better than anything metallica has ever done

oh no he di'int!

KILL EM ALL, BROTHER

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Album Rating: 3

hahaha

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he should have got the gig
tbh

for both of them

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Pssh, I would've called The Hulk. What were those bands thinking!?

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Epiiiic

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I was going to try come up with something clever, but the job has been well done already. I'll just say title made me laugh, story made it sad. Not for Hogan, just in general.

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whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch pythons play metal in a town near you?

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lol the news on this site always seems to get so much better.

I would have quit wrestling in a heartbeat to be a bass player for Metallica.

hahaha

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there should have been a brawl between hulk and jason newsted to determine the winner. it would have been immaculate, brother

Maybe he could've provided some modicum of originality for them.

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i want brooke hogan as the bass player for metallica. and she should dive into the crowd for me to rip off her shirt.

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she's fat and mediocre

This should have happened

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Yeah, it would have been funny.

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SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL, BROTHER

Would have been fun

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not even hulk hogan could save metallica's career

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well since their albums after Hulk's ignored request have gone 34x platinum in the US alone, Metallica never needed the hulkster in the first place, Kris, they just needed to beat Bob Rock to death with a shovel. article would have been better if it was Randy Savage instead of Hulk

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They should have contracted Hogan and Schwarzenegger.

Seconded Kris

Pretty funny stuff, but sorta sad the Hulkster didn't even get a chance...still, ya gotta wonder what his skills are like.

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Schwarz is already in Austrian Death Machine man, no time for both.

I didn't know that. Way to ruin my fantasy man.

It'd just be cool knowing that The Terminator is telling you what to think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ9_JCn5KMM

lol! That's so fucking awesome. He's really going at it.

the man can play! and is that bass supposed to be so tiny?

no i think he's just that big O.O

dude calls himself hulk for a reason

cuz hes' green amirite?

because you wouldn't like him when he's angry

Only then, does he turn green, and show his true form.

martha stewart?

here's his audition video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolUyQiy9Is&feature=related

Not as good as this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1WJnGGX36A

Is that the world trade center? jackass... Hulk should have made it.

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Album Rating: 1

my metallica concert would've been so much more awesome

Those pictures are fucking genius.

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Who would take either of those bands seriously with the Hulkster playing bass?

uh
me

"Who would take either of those bands seriously with the Hulkster playing bass?"

Who takes Metallica seriously anymore anyway?

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Those pictures are fucking genius.

Would he have been able to play "Anesthesia"??

Wow redsky, even I wouldn't post pics like that hahahaha.

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Would he have been able to play "Anesthesia"??



Sure can:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolUyQiy9Is&feature=related


Ha yes.

hogan goes by his bass stage name "billy sheehan"

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Hogan probably would've ended up taking control and replacing the band with members of the nWo.

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Some Kind of Monster would have been a lot different if Hogan was in the band.

Trust you to come up with the line of the thread Taylor. Scott Hall as drummer, Big Sexy as lead guitarist & of course Brutus Beefcake as singer. The Giant would have made for some great security too.

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Anesthesia isn't exactly a ridiculous bass solo...

And the title of the article is wrong. He did NOT audition, he called them and they ignored him.

and lol @ Brooke Hogan having a successful music career

Trust you to come up with the line of the thread Taylor. Scott Hall as drummer, Big Sexy as lead guitarist & of course Brutus Beefcake as singer. The Giant would have made for some great security too.

How awkward would it have looked to see Hulk in the Strolling Bones? One ripped dude in spandex next to a few skeletal geezers.

LOL at "successful music career"

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I can't really think of one for Ulrich cos no one in the nWo was that much of a bitch.

How awkward would it have looked to see Hulk in the Strolling Bones? One ripped dude in spandex next to a few skeletal geezers.

Completely off topic, but can anyone help me? I'v just written my first review but apparently it has to be moderated first. When will it appear on the main home page so people can see it and comment on it? Thanks.

you mean The Black Velvets review? I can see it. It will come on the main page in the user reviews column. If it's really good, it will come at the top.

sylentecho- thankyou

this is the funniest news i ever heard in years tbh, and yes Some kind of monster + the Hulkster = ulrich's funeral... BROTHER!

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The title of this article is very misleading. The quote states that he called both bands, but he never actually played an audition for them.

Not nearly as interesting, sorry.

i only just read this. i'm glad i did.

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It sucks that they ignored Hulks call, it would have been awesome if he was in the band.
These comments are also really good

The joke is, Hogan probably would have suprised everyone and done a good job

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This is the funniest thread I've ever read.

You're most welcome yetanotherprofile.

wow dude call me when its over!

"Ths is the funniest thread I've ever read."

Dude, I second that! XD

so much fail in the title lol

What a dick move! Who refuses a call from the Hulkster? They could have at least let him jam with them! I assume they all received the big boot followed by the Hogan leg drop.

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^atomic leg drop.

Metallica can llica the Immaculate One's balls. Cuz they dropped the ball on this one.

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