Attack Attack! New Singer 2009-10-22 by Alex C. Murderface | 43 Replies | 2112 Views
Attack Attack! have confirmed that keyboardist Caleb Shomo is to take over the role of lead vocalist vacated by Nick Barnham earlier this week.
The band wrote: "The band and Nick parted ways recently in a mutually agreed non-explosive fashion, which we all believe is the best for both sides. Caleb is going to retire his keys and start screaming in the front of the band.
"We DO NOT have a new person in our band. Don't worry, our music will still be full of Caleb's programming, keys, and all the good things he concocts. It will just be back-tracked live with the 808 samples and other nonsense on my iPod."
I know, without attack attack! where would I get my br00talz breakdowns mixed with autotuned Britney Spears vocals?? I'd be lost.
No nipplefucking shit you'd be lost. You'd be fucking dead. I find it unbelievable that there are people in this godforsaken planet who cannot see the true brilliance in Attack Attack's work.
These guys are becoming the new Avenged Sevenfold in terms of being made fun of. Only difference is they rely on breakdowns instead of guitarists who are only good in the studio.
But yeah, with every sucky band there will be those who hate them. It's normal.