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| Worst Users On Sputnikmusic
This list was made because of a few factors, all because of the events that partake within www.sputnikmusic.com. How did these special users make the list? Well, first and foremost, rating discrepancies. Sure, we have our own opinions and tastes, but music is objective my opinion is always right. Second, comments towards other people. This includes when users try to act ?tough? or arrogant. Third, review likeability, what this means is if they make any sense in their review or try to hard in different aspects like big words or length, but especially lack of saying anything meaningful. Also for reviews, lack of editing after posting is a major offense. In addition, I missed a slew of users that have changed their ways and/or vanished from the site. It's too bad.
Offense should be taken, because everything on sputnik is 100% serious and makes a difference in your personal life. | | 1 | Zebra
All hail the worst sputnikmusic user currently posting and reviewing. Among his most famous actions are his continuity to like musical nonsense such as the Aquabats, yet find Sigur Ros, Cursive, Do Make Say Think, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mars Volta, and Godspeed You! Black Emperor to be of a rating of 2 or less (among many others). In reviews he has called Jurassic 5 ?underground,? a negative to ?Tortoise ? Millions Now Living Shall Never Die? is that there are no vocals. Also, in a recent Crystal Castles review he said the follow ???Crimewave? and ?Knights? consist of simple, catchy beats backed by lively video game sounds resulting in repetitive yet catchy music.? Beyond that, he has been writing the same review for a different band since he begun his tenure at sputnikmusic and the more he reviews, the less people care. Granted his comments are not bad whatsoever, but the other two triumphs the latter. | | 2 | lunchforthesky
For whatever reason, he is still on this website. For a while I thought he left, but all I know is I am seeing WAYYY too much of this user. He actually said that he didn?t rate Neutral Milk Hotel ? In The Aeroplane Over The Sea a 5 because ?you can only rate so many albums a 5.? Clearly, he has no concept of reality; therefore, his opinion is false. In addition to his ignorance, he finds a way to rate multiple albums by the same band at a rather low rating. Well sir, have you no concept of when to stop listening to a band that you do not like? Simply put, it is pure stupidity. | | 3 | Pixiesfanyo
Tobydriverfanyo is arrogant, snobbish, and worst of all a giant bundle of sticks. His notoriety typically stems from his quick, witty responses that usually come off like he just got picked last in a pick-up basketball game with Gwar. Pixiesfanyo?s elitist view is filled with faggotry and tends to talk to himself since no one likes him. | | 4 | Dfelon
://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2888500826_cbd670c7ea_o.jpg | | 5 | The guy whose username starts with Willie and ends with Fisterbut
Gave Explosions in the Sky a 2, but what?s bad about that are the other albums that he finds to be equally bad: Korn - MTV Unplugged: Korn, Good Charlotte ? Good Charlotte, etc. Whatever. | | 6 | willfellmarsy
I don?t know, but I?m sure someone actually thinks he sucks. | | 7 | Brandtweathers
read above | | 8 | SnackaryBinx
read above | | 9 | Josh D.
read above | | 10 | John A. Hanson
8======The Mars Volta======D | |
IsItLuck?
11.19.08 |
Zebra
All hail the worst sputnikmusic user currently posting and reviewing. Among his most famous actions are his continuity to like musical nonsense such as the Aquabats, yet find Sigur Ros, Cursive, Do Make Say Think, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mars Volta, and Godspeed You! Black Emperor to be of a rating of 2 or less (among many others). In reviews he has called Jurassic 5 ‘underground,’ a negative to ‘Tortoise – Millions Now Living Shall Never Die’ is that there are no vocals. Also, in a recent Crystal Castles review he said the follow –‘“Crimewave” and “Knights” consist of simple, catchy beats backed by lively video game sounds resulting in repetitive yet catchy music.’ Beyond that, he has been writing the same review for a different band since he begun his tenure at sputnikmusic and the more he reviews, the less people care. Granted his comments are not bad whatsoever, but the other two triumphs the latter.
lunchforthesky
For whatever reason, he is still on this website. For a while I thought he left, but all I know is I am seeing WAYYY too much of this user. He actually said that he didn’t rate Neutral Milk Hotel – In The Aeroplane Over The Sea a 5 because ‘you can only rate so many albums a 5.’ Clearly, he has no concept of reality; therefore, his opinion is false. In addition to his ignorance, he finds a way to rate multiple albums by the same band at a rather low rating. Well sir, have you no concept of when to stop listening to a band that you do not like? Simply put, it is pure stupidity.
Pixiesfanyo
Tobydriverfanyo is arrogant, snobbish, and worst of all a giant bundle of sticks. His notoriety typically stems from his quick, witty responses that usually come off like he just got picked last in a pick-up basketball game with Gwar. Pixiesfanyo’s elitist view is filled with faggotry and tends to talk to himself since no one likes him.
Dfelon
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2888500826_cbd670c7ea_o.jpg
Mike D., SnackaryBinx, willfellmarsy, Brandtweathers
I don’t know, but I’m sure someone actually thinks one of these four suck.
The guy whose username starts with Willie and ends with Fisterbut
Gave Explosions in the Sky a 2, but what’s bad about that are the other albums that he finds to be equally bad: Korn - MTV Unplugged: Korn, Good Charlotte – Good Charlotte, etc. Whatever.
John A. Hanson
8======The Mars Volta======D | IsItLuck?
11.19.08 | needs more IsItLuck? | SnackaryBinx
11.19.08 | repping 8! | willfellmarsy
11.19.08 | it's an honor just to be nominated | redskyformiles
11.19.08 | awesome! I missed that flowchart. | Bsmith7
11.19.08 | Lol at the reason for putting Dfelon on here. | Poet
11.19.08 | This list made me laugh | PayneTiger777
11.19.08 | Woah, I'm not on this list...(does a barrel roll) | SnackaryBinx
11.19.08 | paynetiger, this isn't the sputnikusers who love the most penis thread.
idiot. | iarescientists
11.19.08 | who the fuck is mike d. | rasputin
11.19.08 | nice | Lunarfall
11.19.08 | fail for not having mynameismud420 | mutatedfreek
11.19.08 | funny | Electric City
11.19.08 | i support this list | BallsToTheWall
11.19.08 | Don't know Lunch, Zebra, Pixies, or Dfelon, but I guess i'm not missing out on anything. | PayneTiger777
11.19.08 | No wonder why SnackaryBinx is on this list. | DethThrasher
11.19.08 | y aren't i on here | willfellmarsy
11.19.08 | balls they are METAL enough for you don't worry...snackary that was the first funny comment uv ever made...congratz...you're a funny user Ryan Flatley | SynGates
11.19.08 | cool | guitarplaya91
11.19.08 | needs more opeth. | SynGates
11.19.08 | and yeah do you mean josh d | DethThrasher
11.19.08 | Yea Josh D is pretty cool man | joshuatree
11.19.08 | agree with most of this list completely | IsItLuck?
11.19.08 | I'm glad we are now taking this seriously and disregarding the comment left originally saying, 'I don’t know, but I’m sure someone actually thinks one of these four suck.' | joshuatree
11.19.08 | all four of them suck except for brandtweathers cause i find him humorous | ninjuice
11.19.08 | lol at your chart for Dfelon
I guess I'm not annoying people so much after Jane Doe clicked. or for some other reason. | Crysis
11.19.08 | The Dfelon chart is a masterpiece. | BallsToTheWall
11.19.08 | I'm going to counter back against Willie's place one here. I understand about the Explosions bit but it doesnt(shouldnt) warrant a spot just on that. the again, this is the internet, I probaly will never meet any of you saps, except maybe Iluvtar and possibly whoever the hell else on here living near me in FL. | Meatplow
11.19.08 | why did I read that entire list and its' following paragraph :( | Willie
11.19.08 | No, no Balls... it's true. Taken from that perspective there is no way that EITS should have the same low rating as a Korn Unplugged CD. They're not even comparable in quality. | bastard
11.19.08 | w00t I am not on here. | DFelon204409
11.19.08 | i was a little disappointed. it felt like you rushed this. i wish everybody had had a detailed / funny writeup. essentially only pixies satisfied that. | willfellmarsy
11.19.08 | FelonD you're such an elitist asshole and i love it | Zoo
11.19.08 | The flow chart killed me. Cool points for that one. | DruggieDougie
11.19.08 | Nice link.
Brilliant flow chart.
Not many people put that much time into their lists..
Notice that I'm just kissing *** so my name won't come up on the next list..lol
Seriously though, nice list. Made me laugh. | McP3000
11.20.08 | i would definitely agree that everyone on this list is a humongous faggot
except for 10, he's still a faggot, but he's my faggot goddammit | Captain North
11.20.08 | See, I think the whole of Sputnik should be on this list. You're all elitist bastards. | Mendigo
11.20.08 | I'm not that heavily using this side, not reading too many reviews etc., so the only one for me who honestly appeared to be a faggot is willfellmarsy.
as for pixiesfanyo and Dfelon, their reviews tend to be kinda arrogant, but then, those of most Staff members do. Power corrupts, eh? | Tits McGee
11.20.08 | I agree mostly | pizzamachine
09.17.11 | bump | JaySeanFenris
09.17.11 | The flow chart made me laugh.
This should have a 2011 update. | illmitch
09.17.11 | wheres me | Trebor17
09.17.11 | It sure does | mynameisjosh
09.17.11 | inb4 Jozh | FatChickIrl
09.17.11 | lol | omnipanzer
09.17.11 | PM, you magic man. |
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