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Simbolic Gettn Sneaky With The Ladies

So i was smokin sum bawwwngs in mah bed coz i dont have uni today, when this ho rings me up like "hey josh wanna hang out?" *translation: I want ur D. So im like yeah sure bitch so i go to her place, but then we go to this ither chicks place and chill out and smoke bongs m///////// then we go back to hers and she starts gettn all up in my junk bros then she simboLICKS my towering phallus then we get some sweet lovn goin on bros i kid you not. THEN *spoiler alert* her brother comes home but we lock her door, then to avoid noise we start bangin on the floor which was fucked and i hurt my knees :'( :'( but me, being the iron chef ov pounding vag, delivered her multiple orgasmic orgasms of trvth m/ then i gave her some of those new mouth pearls ;) ;) then i showered in fire and clubbed baby seal for a while drinkin mead and shit m,////
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