Chortles
10.12.12 | gonna be a fun night |
menawati
10.12.12 | damn i had a curry earlier, think its time for Gandi's Revenge now |
Muisc4Life26
10.12.12 | tmi |
Trebor17
10.12.12 | When that happens to me I just stay in the bathroom all day with my computer and my DS and my ipod and some movies and what not |
Ire
10.12.12 | i feel ur pain mom made bean n cheeses today |
Chortles
10.12.12 | that's probably a good plan, the bathroom smells pretty rancid now so i've basically claimed it as my own as it is |
WashboardSuds
10.12.12 | you forgot that diarrhea fantasy album |
sixdegrees
10.12.12 | lovely |
Eclecticist
10.12.12 | It seems that the majority of lists on this site either are about bands that produce music that is shit or are literally about shit. |
Chortles
10.12.12 | well i was listening to these before the incident so i'm gonna keep jamming |
menawati
10.12.12 | lol incident |
Brostep
10.12.12 | wut |
menawati
10.12.12 | splut |
Ethics
10.12.12 | You got any of that scented toilet paper? |
Ethics
10.12.12 | ok this is dire so i won't wait for a response. don't use it cause my mom bought some vanilla scented kind once and my ass burned like a bad fucking perm for like four days. |
menawati
10.12.12 | lol |
xVision
10.12.12 | haha wtf lol cool list |
menawati
10.12.12 | just actually looked at the albums - close to the edge haha |
DrMaximus
10.12.12 | Diarrhea Planet |
Chortles
10.12.12 | yeah my condition is just as progressive as close to the edge |
Chortles
10.12.12 | and ethics i totally haven't but why does it matter, my poop doesn't smell like lolipops anyway |
Ethics
10.12.12 | idk man don't judge me my mom bought it you know |
Chortles
10.12.12 | i understand, not judging. we're buds |
menawati
10.12.12 | it wasnt the progressive thing just the idea of being close to the edge and panicking and runing for the toilet |
Chortles
10.12.12 | fair enough |
menawati
10.12.12 | your theme actually reminds me of a time being on a motorway with no services near and sweating like a cunt due to indian food before i set out, closest i ever came to shitting myself since i was 2, when i found a toilet i nearly wrecked the fucking thing, was better than sex that crap was |
Chortles
10.12.12 | hahahahaha
if it makes you feel better, i shit my pants in 4th grade. teacher would not let me go to the bathroom and i could not fucking hold it in, it was horrible, poop everywhere. thankfully i still wore whitey tighties though so it wasnt running down my leg or anything |
menawati
10.12.12 | damn fine diorhea stories |
menawati
10.12.12 | im all dewy eyed now reminiscing |
Chortles
10.12.12 | i thought i was the only one |
Ethics
10.12.12 | im glad we're buds. i've shit myself plenty of times before, once in my sleep somehow i don't know how that happened.. but worse time was when i was at a water park and i swear to god this dude shit himself like four times over.. then he started running everywhere and it dripped all over the cement. i was with this chick and her i laughed so damn hard we almost died.
shit's'll just pop outta nowhere y'know? scary |
menawati
10.12.12 | honestly man people say orgasms are the best feeling but having a piss or a shit when you are sweating like a lesbian in a fishmarket and close to exploding and then you finally get releif beat that |
Ethics
10.12.12 | LOL agreed |
Chortles
10.12.12 | oh my god all this nonsensical talk is making my queef in the weirdest ways |
someguest
10.12.12 | LIST IS SHIT |
Chortles
10.12.12 | ha |
menawati
10.12.12 | one of my friends had this absolutely stunning girlfriend and he had a chat wit me about leaving her and it turned out she was a sleepwalker who had shat and pissed in his wardrobe - tru story honest |
someguest
10.12.12 | whatever man golden showers and brown doubloons |
menawati
10.12.12 | i like to think im open minded but the buck stops at that |
someguest
10.12.12 | 1 girl 1 closet |
OmairSh
10.12.12 | Always a catch |
Chortles
10.12.12 | i'm a cleveland steamer kind of guy |
OmairSh
10.12.12 | haha someguest |
OmairSh
10.12.12 | menawati not even for a few nights? |
menawati
10.12.12 | pissing during sex is not cool even if its by mistake |
Chortles
10.12.12 | that's an opinion |
menawati
10.12.12 | yup and i hold by it |
someguest
10.12.12 | HOLD BY IT
I GET IT
HOLD |
OmairSh
10.12.12 | well at least you're thinking coherently chortles when you're so close to the edge |
Chortles
10.12.12 | man i wish i could hold anything these days, everything just slips |
someguest
10.12.12 | golden showers during her climatic hour
she says it's sweet, but that shit's just sour |
menawati
10.12.12 | its magic i not try make a funny but someguest finds one |
Ire
10.12.12 | my asshole hurts really bad now ugh
god damn you, bean n cheese! |
OmairSh
10.12.12 | just what this thread needed some good ol' ire |
someguest
10.13.12 | spic n chips |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | someguest where yuo do you come up with this shit from man? It boggles the mind |
someguest
10.13.12 | my wonderful mind
the sequel to a beautiful mind that was canned |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Well atleast we get to experience it, screw hollywood, they don't need a damn sequel |
NotSoFast
10.13.12 | some old guy shit all over our resturants bathrooms and then was bragging about it. all over the floors and walls |
someguest
10.13.12 | CHAKA KHAN
I feel for you. |
Ire
10.13.12 | canned like the beans in that burrito HEYOOO |
someguest
10.13.12 | Yes, I am the only straight white guy listening to Chaka Khan.
GET ON MY LEVEL |
NotSoFast
10.13.12 | |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Haha its okay notsofast, its okay |
someguest
10.13.12 | some guys likes poop, big deal |
Chortles
10.13.12 | who the fuck doesn't like poop |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Its a natural process, can't fight it |
someguest
10.13.12 | well I don't quite like it enough to rub it on walls
but I'M CLOSE |
menawati
10.13.12 | always wondered if those shit freaks like to specialise - like do they place ads looking for a vege chick who gives green logs |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Hey maybe that restaurant guy was into murals |
someguest
10.13.12 | lmfao
MURAL OF SHIT |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Yeah and the restaurant people stifled his creativity, now he's back to taking regular old boring shits while listening to justin bieber on his zune |
Chortles
10.13.12 | try skydumping |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | but when you parachute won't it come on you? |
someguest
10.13.12 | ^post of the night
better hope that shit's solid @ Chortles |
menawati
10.13.12 | i endorse this thread it is reaching pythonic levels on comedy |
Chortles
10.13.12 | skydump just means you get on top of the stall and try to aim your shit into the toilet, not skydiving and pooing
my dorm bathroom is perfect for doing this but fuck if i'd try it in my current state |
Chortles
10.13.12 | although that would be pretty sweet |
someguest
10.13.12 | you ever try and see if you can complete a shit in one continuous log without breaking it off until the very end
of course if you have a low flow toilet this might be a bad idea |
Chortles
10.13.12 | you mean the python esque shit |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Everyones talking shit right now. Sorry I couldn't help it. |
someguest
10.13.12 | lol |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Yeah Eddie murphy does a great bit on shot on raw, hilarious stand up performance. |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | *shit |
menawati
10.13.12 | long log efforts are ok but those fucking toilets with like a 2 tier pan can foil that big time and it gets really messy |
Ire
10.13.12 | that feeling when ur ass stops hurting and you feel like having another burrito
fuckkk guys
what should i do? |
Chortles
10.13.12 | i haven't been successful with the logger pro poops in a long time
took literally the biggest log shit ever though last year, returned to my german class with a picture of it on my phone. i was a hero |
someguest
10.13.12 | cut your hair
sell your guitar
become a businessman
(possibly) get laid (unlikely) |
Chortles
10.13.12 | dude just do it don't even question it |
NotSoFast
10.13.12 | lol i love the comments on this website |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Dude where do you study? Sounds like a cool place. Ire shits come and go, you can let that burrito go. |
menawati
10.13.12 | fk chortles u are learning german thats a horrible language even i love you sounds aggressve |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Someguest not even if he paid? Maybe then right? |
menawati
10.13.12 | sounds like i love dick |
Chortles
10.13.12 | a&m buddy that's where it's at |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | @chortles, Nicee. @menawati, its aight we won't judge ya ;D |
menawati
10.13.12 | entshuldigen Sie bitte, zwei nacht Vienna hinundzuruck bitte |
menawati
10.13.12 | thats the only german ive ever managed to say as soon as the fuckers there know you are english they refuse to talk german and talk english at u its pointless learning it learn fking spanish instead |
Chortles
10.13.12 | ja menawati
but really i fucking sucked at german, plus i haven't had a german class since last year so i can't make sense of that. other than please, two, vienne, and disappointment (i think) |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Man if it takes that long to say I love you in german its probably easier to just hug it out |
Chortles
10.13.12 | well german is the second most used language in international business, suck on that one |
menawati
10.13.12 | lol no its asking for a return train ticket to Vienna and LOL omair i spit my drink out |
someguest
10.13.12 | so that's why corporations are such assholes |
Chortles
10.13.12 | fuck me yeah that proves just how bad i was |
menawati
10.13.12 | i love you is 'ich leibe dich' omair it aint quite as much of a mouthful |
Chortles
10.13.12 | liebe*
hah
gotcha |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Also because all they care about is the greeeens |
menawati
10.13.12 | maybe oh i cant remember for sure something like that my first shag was a german bird and i had to say it to finally get a shag and she digged it that i tried to talk in her lingo |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | ich leibe dich sounds like i love dick, heyyyy menawati what are you trying to pull huh? I could just check rammstein out for german |
someguest
10.13.12 | is it any surprise we went from talking about shit to germans? |
menawati
10.13.12 | fk i said that already omair keep up man |
Chortles
10.13.12 | lmao
the german word dick actually means fat, fun fact |
menawati
10.13.12 | germany is great, go to a park in Berlin in summer and there are girls walking along with nothing on but a G-String |
OmairSh
10.13.12 | Sorry my baaaad. So while describing it you could say my dich is dick |
Chortles
10.13.12 | sounds like it. my roommate went there a few years back and was drunk every day as a 17 year old |
Chortles
10.13.12 | and yeah pretty much omair |
menawati
10.13.12 | if you do go to Germany make it Berlin the bars and nightlife is great dont bother with the area that used to be west germany its dull |
Ethics
10.13.12 | this list went places fast. plus ire is here ♪(´ε｀ ) |
Chortles
10.13.12 | it's a proven fact that poop brings people together my friend |
Ethics
10.13.12 | you ever take a shit in the shower cause you're too lazy to turn off the showerhead and bring back the
curtains to sit on the toilet.. so you just do it and just mush the poop down the drain with your
foot? |
menawati
10.13.12 | no just no |
Chortles
10.13.12 | done it before but then i'm forced to fap so i usually don't do it as to not waste hot water |
Ethics
10.13.12 | yeah only way to wash an ass like that is with more hot water so kinda a waste i guess |
menawati
10.13.12 | im out of my league here |
Chortles
10.13.12 | it's not too late!!! |
