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Chortle In Celebration

haven't had time to be around lately but i turned 20 a week ago, went to camp and about to start a new job along with my 3rd year of college. it's also around my 2nd year on this account which is pretty neat. it's a swell time in the world, here's my 20 faves at the moment in celebration
20The Stooges
Fun House

Deep in the night I'm lost in love

swedish things
(Strange Songs) In the Dark

Bury my father out in a church yard / I have no one left to remember my name
17Joy Division

And I picked on the whims of a thousand or more / Still pursuing the path that's been buried for years / All the dead wood from jungles and cities on fire / Can't replace or relate, can't release or repair / Take my hand and I'll show you what was and will be
Urge to Kill

You?re a sexy bitch / But you stink
15Elliott Smith
Roman Candle

I?m lying down / Blowing smoke from my cigarette / Little whisper smoke signs that you?ll never get
Today's Active Lifestyles

Time isn?t on my side any more than you / And that?s the only thing that?s half-way true
13Bill Evans
Waltz for Debby

~classy applause~

His friends stare / With eyes like the heads of nails / The others / Glances / With amusement / With evasion / With contempt / So distant
11Charles Mingus
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady

"god dammit"
10Talking Heads
Remain in Light

And as we watch him digging his own grave / It is important to know that was where he?s at / He can?t afford to stop, that is what he believes / He?ll keep on digging, for a thousand years
9Husker Du
Zen Arcade

8The Smiths
Hatful of Hollow

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving / England is mine, and it owes me a living
7Guided by Voices
Bee Thousand

Mincer ray don't worry / If the road's a little worn / It's a cold and filthy cavern / That we're traveling on

Christ was married on the cross / My father was married to my mother / I am married to a cigarette butt / Lying in the gutter
New Plastic Ideas

Say it first, I won?t pretend to know / What to do about death and dying more than you / Graves don?t talk and souls don?t speak in tongues / And the dead sea sank with all the ancient ones
Public Strain

She did out your voice and lips / You?re such a drag / Open
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space

I think I?m in love / Probably just hungry
2Red House Painters
Red House Painters I

I keep your picture / Tidy and safe in a shrine / In hope that in time / We?ll have a house on the shore that showers my soul / Washes away the violence that runs in my blood / Drains the pain that I caused you / Down through
Leaves Turn Inside You

Scarlette, was it meaningless? / Scarlette, was I prey? / Did you like the way I looked at you / When you walked away? / Cross my heart and hope to die / Don?t recall the reason why
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