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Made Irrelevant By Music.

Some times music comes out and changes all that came before. These are those times.

Irrelevant:having band members. What you should do kids is when you go solo just use your giant rolodex of famous musician friends to help you complete your album. To hell with working with the same people for more than two songs. Keep it fresh.
2Elliott Smith

Irrelevant:Beatles. Sorry beatles you had a good run. Then Mr. Smith came to Washington and made better music than you. Obsolete.
3simon and garfunkel

Irrelevant:lesbian haircuts. Sorry all lezcuts pre 1968. The two chicks from S&G have made you a thing of the past.
4public enemy
fear of a black planet

irrelevant:racism. Very rarely does an album have the power to enact social change but somehow this one record changed a nation and racism was never seen again. Yeahhh Boooiiiii!!

Irrelevant:people not wearing sunglasses. Seriously if you still let you eyes around naked in public you should be put in jail. Bono showed us how to keep the face appropriately modest.

Irrelevant:upper back tats. Once something has been done to absolute perfection few people will dare try and repeat the feat. So when Sublime showed us all back tattoo euphoria the world collectively decided the upper back was off limits. Now any self respecting chico or chica get tramp stamps and leave the space between the shoulders alone.
7neil young
psychedelic pill

Irrelevant:beginning musicians. As long as people like neil refuse to just die already and keep putting out good music what chance do you have.
8jane's addiction
the great escape artist

Irrelevant:making good music. If you released two good cds 25 years ago by all means keep touring and making bank but don't you dare release a follow up that comes even close to matching your creative peak.
9the notorious B.I.G.
life after death

Irrelevant:doors. BS released a track called kick in the door opening everyone's eyes to the fact that doors are basically windows. Thus the invention of sliding glass doors. Seriously if your door can be kicked in you might as well have a sign on your back that says "rape me plz".
10roberta flack
quiet fire

irrelevant:writing your own music. For the first and only time in music history an artist released a cd primarily of other peoples' songs. Shameful and lazy I know but it still was good music. Why no one ever tries this is a mystery to me.
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