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Ranking Other People's 5s : Slimdaddy

I do not claim to have listened to all of the albums I will rank, nor do I claim that I'm unbiased. This is purely self-indulgent.
1Tool
10,000 Days


This is the only one that I really agree with being at a 4.5 or above. I used to also have it at a 5 as well (it's still a really strong 4.5 though). This site vastly underrates it, but that's ok, since some people recognize it's quality.
2Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine


Another L.A. band that got it's start in the early 90's (a trend perhaps?). Classic may be a bit much for this one, but it certainly kick started the rapid rise to superstardom RATM had, and with some killer grooves/solos/pissed off lyrics to boot.
3Rammstein
Reise, Reise


You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah, so what's the problem?, let's use lyrics from a different album to sidestep giving a reason for Reise, Reise's placement on my list-ah.
4Kendrick Lamar
good kid, m.A.A.d city


passable hip-hop, what I've heard does not in fact insult me as a music listener, so good job Mr. Lamar, for not rapping exclusively about pussy, like some God damn Germans I know ^.
5Streetlight Manifesto
Somewhere in the Between


These last two are essentially competing in who has the least annoying vocals. I'll put both Foxy Shazam and Streetlight on level terms in the overly bombastic nature of their music, but at least Kalnoky's doing something else in addition to God-awful singing (which I'll give him an excuse in not being coordinated enough to sing in a mediocre way while also playing an instrument).
6Foxy Shazam
Foxy Shazam


This music is like grating a 30 year old rusty cheese-grater against your gooch and promptly squeezing the citrus of your choice inside of the wound. Also 5 people besides Eric Nally are playing hyper-generic soft rock to attempt to sooth your gratuitously inflicted wound.
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