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| Album & Drug Comparisons
There are some albums that almost HAVE to be modeled after some type of
psycho-active substances. So if you haven't tried a certain type of drug
(not that I encourage you to do, of course), here are some albums that
you may of heard to help compare you to it, and vice-versa! | | 1 |  | Bob Marley
Exodus
Marijuana:
If you aren?t feelin da music, then get with it mon! Reggae has been synonymous
with the herb for years, and while there are hundreds of tokers who stick to the
beach-side bongos, Marley is the undisputed king of love, peace, and smoke rings! | | 2 |  | Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon
LSD:
Both Acid and Pink Floyd exploded into the scene come the early 70s. The simple,
yet trippy album cover of TDSOTM provides a great depiction of the minor visuals
one receives during a fry. And no feeling on Earth, not sex, not opiates, not even
free falling, compares to the blissful magic of the moment you first get slapped in
the face by the LSD you dropped an hour ago. But in all seriousness, it?s pretty
similar to the orgasmic transition between the songs Speak to Me and Breathe:
where all the tension of the excruciatingly long come up is released into the most
blissful and surreal vibes you?ve ever felt. | | 3 |  | Slipknot
Slipknot
PCP:
You honestly have to be bat-shit insane to think you?re cool for doing PCP. Sure,
there?s gotta be some redeeming reason for taking PCP, but no one in their right
mind would enjoy binging to that shit for the rest of their lives. Enter Slipknot?s
debut: you aren?t cool when you brag about being a ?maggot?, and god have mercy
on the soul who has vowed to stick with this artist until they die of nu-metal
overdose. | | 4 |  | Bon Iver
For Emma, Forever Ago
Shrooms:
Everyone wants to pretend they love Shrooms. It just seems cool to like them, ya
know? You heard about that one hipster on campus who locked himself in a cabin in
the woods and ate an 1/8 of some nice caps. Well what you don?t know is that
same guy was puking his guts up in hysterical crying, contemplating everything he?s
lost in his life and kicking himself for it. Sound familiar to any artist you know? | | 5 |  | Electric Wizard
Dopethrone
Heroin:
Dirty, filthy, and amazing. That?s what the king of opiates and the king of doom
metal have in common. The sheer euphoria and rush derived from these things are
unparalleled. Society hates them because they fear the havoc that is built around
them, but they are both pretty much completely harmless save for their addicted
potential. Be warned! They both probably contain more filler then you?d wish. | | 6 |  | Tool
Lateralus
DMT:
You can?t get more pretentious then DMT, unless of course you are Maynard James
Keenan. I mean what else brags to be the best of its class, besides Maynard? And
what else has claimed to change more lives for the better, excluding Maynard
again? To be fair, DMT is very powerful. Not many people can understand the way
it will enlighten you to grasp the universe in a way you never thought possible...
Just smoke it. Keep going. Spiral out. | | 7 |  | My Bloody Valentine
Loveless
Ecstasy:
There is an undeniable factor of sexuality laden in both XTC and My Bloody
Valentine?s Loveless. The cloud of undistinguishable feedback forms happy and
comforting melodies that completely engulf the listener, much like that of E. The
bliss of being embraced by the orgasmic touch of the pink is startlingly similar to
the soft hands you feel guiding you during the best of your rolls. Just stare at your
feet and smile, that?s what the boys and girls of MBV are doing! | | 8 |  | Green Day
American Idiot
Tobacco:
America liked these two things at one point, but that?s because we didn?t know a
lot about them. Once we had grown up with them, we realized that Green Day
pollutes adolescent music tastes in the same dauntingly high quantity as cancer-
sticks do their lungs. Most people get into the band or the drug at a young age,
because they are rebellious little punks that want to be cool. All that they got from
that is the history?s WORSE single stuck in their head (you know the one) and
terminal cancer of the heart. I don?t know what?s worse? | | 9 |  | Lynyrd Skynyrd
Nuthin' Fancy
Alcohol:
You were first introduced to either alcohol or the band Lynard Skynard when you
were in high school. It was also at a campfire, next to the girl you?ve been crushing
on for months. And since everyone else was doing it (either singing along or sipping
away), you wanted to pretend you were a pro. All that gave you was an
embarrassing moment (either puking up your guts or humming notes that aren?t
even there after you claimed to be Skynard?s biggest fan). Its also worth
mentioning that anyone who continued to devote their lives to either of these two
things ended up fat, bald, and probably beats their wife | | 10 |  | Converge
Jane Doe
Salvia:
30 minutes of "What the hell just happened?" | | 11 |  | System of a Down
System of a Down
Meth:
The most paranoid, crazy, and intense feelings humanly possible are bottled in both
the drug Methamphetamine and SOAD?s self-titled album. I mean, it?s so
unbelievably over the top that you can?t help but want it. The entire band looks like
(and probably are) meth addicts. And when they were popular, more teens talked
about ?Toxicity? then they do ?Breaking Bad? today. I guess that just makes this
more like meth, right? | | 12 |  | Kyuss
Welcome to Sky Valley
Mescaline:
Hear a purrin? motor, and she?s a burnin? fuel as you cruise your way through the
southern American deserts. The world is flying by you, and you feel more in tune
with nature then you ever had before. If this is the case, you?ve either hacked
down enough peyote to be labeled a fugitive, or you have Welcome to Sky Valley
on repeat. And hey, I?m not stopping you from doing both. In fact, the guys of
Kyuss are all for you doing both at their desert gigs. Just pitch a tent and trip to
the sound of the stoner-rock hippy kings themselves. The come up is long, (?fuckin?
takes so long?), but it?s well worth the wait. | |
TheSpaceMan
07.24.13 | 12/12 album covers. Wasn't expecting that. Recs should have a substance to go along with, guys | Trebor.
07.24.13 | Alice In Chains is the audio equevalent of putting a needle in your vein and feeling that shit rush into your bloodstream | Keyblade
07.24.13 | 7 4 lyfe
Check Om bro, they're weed I'd say | StallionMang
07.24.13 | This list is perfect, especially 6, 7, 9, and 11. | StallionMang
07.24.13 | The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute (sounds like tons of acid) | YoYoMancuso
07.24.13 | what Treb said times infinity | GiaNXGX
07.24.13 | ranked:
heroin
heroin
heroin
(did i say heroin?)
mescaline (mellow chamanz)
dmt (overloads of overload)
lsd (spiritual transgression)
meth (use money 4 cruelty)
weed
| GiaNXGX
07.24.13 | 5 = horatiu radulescu's intimate rituals | Trebor.
07.24.13 | When I was in the hospital and they were pumping shit into my arm all the time I was like damn Alice In Chains makes more sense now | Judio!
07.24.13 | System of a Down compared to meth? Yes, yes, so much yes. This list is a fantastic list, nice work. | StallionMang
07.24.13 | Yeah, Bedlam's fuckin' INSANE. I'd say that's probably more like a meth album. | sniper
07.24.13 | pretty good list | climactic
07.24.13 | nice list but 4 definitely isnt shrooms | sniper
07.24.13 | yeah that's true, should have been naked city | sniper
07.24.13 | also needs coke | Sleaper
07.24.13 | DUDE! where danny brown- XXX- MDMA
Death grips - no love deep web- cocaine | climactic
07.24.13 | XXX is aderall | GiaNXGX
07.24.13 | where's the xanax and Methylenedioxypyrovalerone? viagras & valium? 4-methyl-N-methylcathinone; 2-methylamino-1-p-tolylpropan-1-one **** u ****+++
itt | Sleaper
07.24.13 | i really wanna try DMT, but im also way too scared. It sounds like something you do once in your life.
| EyesWideShut
07.24.13 | Eyehategod is so much heroin than Electric Wizard. Where Coke/speed>? | tommygun
07.24.13 | coke bowie station to station | GiaNXGX
07.24.13 | also iggy pop | TheSpaceMan
07.24.13 | @climactic I've only tried shrooms twice. First time I didn't trip and the second time I felt exactly like the vibes from For Emma, For Ever ago if that makes any sense | TheSpaceMan
07.24.13 | oh and fuck coke | climactic
07.24.13 | fair enough. the couple of times ive done shrooms everything was really bright, vibrant, colorful, and cheery which isnt the vibe i get from for emma at all | TheSpaceMan
07.24.13 | thats more of lsd for me, shrooms made me want to sit in my room for the rest of my life marveling at
how pretty everything looked through the windows | Sleaper
07.24.13 | merriweather is THE perfect description of all my shroom trips. crazy, funny, happy | climactic
07.24.13 | yeah i was gonna say postal service or something | TheSpaceMan
07.24.13 | @sleaper is that a band or are you talking about the Animal Collective album? | Sleaper
07.24.13 | animal collective album.
I can see shrooming to bon ivers latest album, but shit.. for emma is too depressing | scissorlocked
07.24.13 | list is great man, except that tobacco is awesome | Sauce
07.24.13 | cool list baby gurl. except i do disagree with the shrooms one. | SitarHero
07.24.13 | what Treb said times infinity [x infinity]
Replace Electric Wizard with AiC's Dirt, add a reference for coke, and I'd say this list should be featured. | PumpBoffBag
07.24.13 | this is a good list man, nice choices | jdennis31
08.22.13 | "i really wanna try DMT, but im also way too scared. It sounds like something you do once in your life." It's something you do every day for the rest of your life. Only somewhat kidding. Best psychadelic I've been on.
Mary-Jane
Adderall
DMT
LSD
MDMA
DXM (maybe a bit crack headish but i've never tripped harder)
Shrooms (fun if you like being fucked in the head for a few hours and then being depressed about it afterwards)
Salvia (worst trip ever)
Can't do opiates, I have too addictive of a personality.
| TheSpaceMan
08.22.13 | I literally agree with all of that, even down to the opiates although I've tried a few. Finally someone gets me on the Shrooms being mad depressing and reavaluating compared to other psychedelics. Gotta say though, LSD and RCs all the way! | jdennis31
08.22.13 | Yea, I did coke once, and tweaked out all night. Never accepted another line cause I was not fond of the experience. I haven't done anything in a while, because it's a bit exhausting, but I hope to come across a regular DMT connect again. I was actually just about to order some memosa (sp?) roots so I could extract it myself, but it's too difficult to find lye. | sideburndude
08.22.13 | I was expecting Heroin to be The Velvet underground but whatever | sideburndude
08.22.13 | Great list too | TheSpaceMan
08.22.13 | is that the bannana band? lol never gave them a shot. My honorable mention for heroin was In Utero | Mad.
08.22.13 | How could you forget Hawkwind?! the ultimate trip band | TheSpaceMan
08.22.13 | give me an album to jam, never heard of em' | sideburndude
08.22.13 | Yea, that's the banana band, and the most famous song off that album is an ode to Heroin simply titled, Heroin. So I thought it would be funny ya | TheSpaceMan
08.22.13 | @jdennis Cokes not an opiate (I thought it was at one point too), in fact its probably the urthest thing from it. All coke does is get you ridiculously pumped over the fact that you just did coke lol | TheSpaceMan
08.22.13 | I'll check out Velvet then, I have a few friends who dig them. Any suggestions on where to start
(album wise)? | Mad.
08.22.13 | *jaw drops*
Google Silver Machine, if you've never heard that song, you've been living in a hole.
Listen to Hall of the Mountain Grill, though most people'd say Warrior on the Edge of Time. First 2 tracks of the latter are their best songs | MrSirLordGentleman
08.22.13 | excellent list hehe
I expected to see LSD with Sgt Pepper but still awesome anyways | sideburndude
08.22.13 | Start at their debut and then, White Light/White Heat. | jdennis31
08.22.13 | @thespaceman Ahh, guess it's a stimulant? I was actually confused about that since I've always referred to it as an opiate. I've smoked opium one time, and it didn't speed me up at all. Actually remember it being a really calm feeling. | Mad.
08.22.13 | Just read 9, that's a beautiful paragraph. | BigLeach65
04.20.15 | cool list | demigod!
04.20.15 | cool list. pretty accurate
for PCP i would probably put Brainbombs tho | guitarded_chuck
04.20.15 | shrooms are amazing and the afterglow felt in the following days, ive never felt so alive
no im not pretending mlao | TheSpaceMan
04.20.15 | I was prolly just traumatized from a recent bad trip with shrooms when I made this list cuz I usually love em lol |
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