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Got Pulled Over Last Night
1Sleep
Sleep's Holy Mountain


It was 3 am
2Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin IV


Blasting "Black Dogs" at an above reasonable volume
3The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground & Nico


Driving through a major heroin center of my state (Willimantic, CT). They know its where a lot of the dope in the rich white towns comes from and they want to stop it. I?m white, everyone who lives in Willimantic isn?t, they did the math
4Bob Marley & The Wailers
Exodus


High as fuck, eyes redder than Satan's pussy, car perpetually smells like a blunt
5Gucci Mane
Trap House


Half ounce of weed in the car along with a scale and grinder and $250 in drug money
6Funkadelic
Maggot Brain


My buddy was with me, unfortunately he is black
7Frank Zappa
Hot Rats


Don't have me registration
8Grateful Dead
Anthem of the Sun


Officer strolls over with a flashlight, I try my best to coherently ask ?Good evening officer, hows it going?? but instead I blurt out ?Hey whats up??
9Rishloo
Feathergun


He informs me I was going 51 mph in a 25 (already a $200 ticket)
10Queens of the Stone Age
...Like Clockwork


I retardedly apologize
11Heaven Shall Burn
Invictus (Iconoclast III)


He asks for my information and I hand it over, asks if the car is registered and somehow took my word for it. Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an hour like they usually do after they take your info. His cop lights and the suspense are pushing my cardiovascular system to its limit
12The Strokes
Is This It


Suddenly a female voice appears to my right, a female cop spawned out of nowhere asking for my buddies ID, which of course he doesn?t have. Luckily she?s hot as fuck
13Swans
Soundtracks for the Blind


She starts peering through my back seat windows looking for drugs and asking what we were up to, we just said basketball
14The Paper Kites
States


Guy comes back and asks ?you?ve been drinking tonight? Doing any drugs?? to which I obviously don?t answer in the affirmative, despite have had smoked over an eighth in the past few hours, having had a few beers and my buddy nodding off on pain killers
15Motorpsycho
Heavy Metal Fruit


Cop says ?you aren't wearing your seat belt?. I look down and realize he was right? took me a few hours of reassessing to conclude I took it off to grab my wallet and insurance before he even strolled over. Big mistake.
16Atheist
Unquestionable Presence


The two cops look at eachother and say ?okay free to go? and walk away
17The Dillenger Escape Plan
Calculating Infinity


Call me Harry Houdini
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