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Got Pulled Over Last Night
Sleep's Holy Mountain

It was 3 am
2Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin IV

Blasting "Black Dogs" at an above reasonable volume
3The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground & Nico

Driving through a major heroin center of my state (Willimantic, CT). They know its
where a lot of the dope in the rich white towns comes from and they want to stop
it. I?m white, everyone who lives in Willimantic isn?t, they did the math
4Bob Marley & The Wailers

High as fuck, eyes redder than Satan's pussy, car perpetually smells like a blunt
5Gucci Mane
Trap House

Half ounce of weed in the car along with a scale and grinder and $250 in drug
Maggot Brain

My buddy was with me, unfortunately he is black
7Frank Zappa
Hot Rats

Don't have me registration
8Grateful Dead
Anthem of the Sun

Officer strolls over with a flashlight, I try my best to coherently ask ?Good evening
officer, hows it going?? but instead I blurt out ?Hey whats up??

He informs me I was going 51 mph in a 25 (already a $200 ticket)
10Queens of the Stone Age
...Like Clockwork

I retardedly apologize
11Heaven Shall Burn
Invictus (Iconoclast III)

He asks for my information and I hand it over, asks if the car is registered and
somehow took my word for it. Cop disappears into his car and masturbates for an
hour like they usually do after they take your info. His cop lights and the suspense
are pushing my cardiovascular system to its limit
12The Strokes
Is This It

Suddenly a female voice appears to my right, a female cop spawned out of nowhere
asking for my buddies ID, which of course he doesn?t have. Luckily she?s hot as fuck
Soundtracks for the Blind

She starts peering through my back seat windows looking for drugs and asking what
we were up to, we just said basketball
14The Paper Kites

Guy comes back and asks ?you?ve been drinking tonight? Doing any drugs?? to
which I obviously don?t answer in the affirmative, despite have had smoked over an
eighth in the past few hours, having had a few beers and my buddy nodding off on
pain killers
Heavy Metal Fruit

Cop says ?you aren't wearing your seat belt?. I look down and realize he was right?
took me a few hours of reassessing to conclude I took it off to grab my wallet and
insurance before he even strolled over. Big mistake.
Unquestionable Presence

The two cops look at eachother and say ?okay free to go? and walk away
17The Dillenger Escape Plan
Calculating Infinity

Call me Harry Houdini
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