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Electric Vs Straight Razor

Which kind of razor do you use to tackle that resilient facial scruff? (hopefully all plebs will stay away as their neck-beards tremble in fear)
1 Billy Joel
Greatest Hits


Do you us an electric razor because you're scared of a little blood and pain and ingrown hairs?
2Porcupine Tree
In Absentia


Or are you a man and go to the office proudly displaying bloody tissue nicks all over your silky-smooth face?
3King Crimson
In the Court of the Crimson King


Its a well known fact girls can not only tell when you use a straight razor, but many get wet just thinking about you standing in front of the mirror putting the razor under the water flow every few seconds to get the extra whiskers off
4Underoath
They're Only Chasing Safety


Plus what kind of man will shamefully rev a motor in the bathroom while his wife lays in bed before she needs to even begin thinking about starting her day? Talk about disrespect.
5Rage Against the Machine
Evil Empire


Shaving with a straight razor feels like the smooth scratch of an angel's fingernails deflowering what stand's between a well groomed man and a feral chimpanzee... applying after shave when finished is a must if you want women to smell your shave from a mile away (refer to 3 if you still need a reason why)
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