|Electric Vs Straight Razor|
Which kind of razor do you use to tackle that resilient facial scruff?
(hopefully all plebs will stay away as their neck-beards tremble in fear)
|1|| ||Billy Joel|
Do you us an electric razor because you're scared of a little blood and pain and
Or are you a man and go to the office proudly displaying bloody tissue nicks all over
your silky-smooth face?
In the Court of the Crimson King
Its a well known fact girls can not only tell when you use a straight razor, but many
get wet just thinking about you standing in front of the mirror putting the razor
under the water flow every few seconds to get the extra whiskers off
They're Only Chasing Safety
Plus what kind of man will shamefully rev a motor in the bathroom while his wife lays
in bed before she needs to even begin thinking about starting her day? Talk about
|5||Rage Against the Machine|
Shaving with a straight razor feels like the smooth scratch of an angel's fingernails
deflowering what stand's between a well groomed man and a feral chimpanzee...
applying after shave when finished is a must if you want women to smell your shave
from a mile away (refer to 3 if you still need a reason why)