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Electric Vs Straight Razor

Which kind of razor do you use to tackle that resilient facial scruff? (hopefully all plebs will stay away as their neck-beards tremble in fear)
1 Billy Joel
Greatest Hits

Do you us an electric razor because you're scared of a little blood and pain and
ingrown hairs?
2Porcupine Tree
In Absentia

Or are you a man and go to the office proudly displaying bloody tissue nicks all over
your silky-smooth face?
3King Crimson
In the Court of the Crimson King

Its a well known fact girls can not only tell when you use a straight razor, but many
get wet just thinking about you standing in front of the mirror putting the razor
under the water flow every few seconds to get the extra whiskers off
They're Only Chasing Safety

Plus what kind of man will shamefully rev a motor in the bathroom while his wife lays
in bed before she needs to even begin thinking about starting her day? Talk about
5Rage Against the Machine
Evil Empire

Shaving with a straight razor feels like the smooth scratch of an angel's fingernails
deflowering what stand's between a well groomed man and a feral chimpanzee...
applying after shave when finished is a must if you want women to smell your shave
from a mile away (refer to 3 if you still need a reason why)
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