User
Soundoffs 192 Album Ratings 851 Objectivity 62%
Last Active 12-06-22 12:42 am Joined 07-28-12
Review Comments 6,594
| Colours: Ranked
no, not the silly guitar ejaculate by the famous Between the Buired and Me album. I mean the beautiful flashing lights that make up the mythical "rainbow". | 1 | | Jets to Brazil Orange Rhyming Dictionary
Orange: Orange is nice because it's both calming and inviting like an empty cave in the woods, yet also exciting like finding a mean bear in said cave. It's also a tasty fruit, but not as tasty as Clay Aiken. | 2 | | Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Violet: also known as "purple" in less advanced parts of the world. Violet is a soothing colour, the light spectrum equivalent of getting shoved into a locker. | 3 | | Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue
Blue: the lost city of Concord has nothing on this colour. While overrated, there is little denying that blue is a pleasant hue, it's not as cool as Cyg. | 4 | | King Crimson Red
Red: I got out of bed with a feeling of dread, because I hadn't eaten my daily piece of banana bread. I am not well read, and will not eat lead, now diddle away; I have not been fed. | 5 | | R.E.M. Green
Green: it reminds me of vomit. But also the grass and trees. | 6 | | Indigo Girls Strange Fire
Indigo: who even thinks of this dumb colour????????????? | 7 | | Yellowcard Southern Air
Yellow: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
|