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Colours: Ranked

no, not the silly guitar ejaculate by the famous Between the Buired and Me album. I mean the beautiful flashing lights that make up the mythical "rainbow".
1Jets to Brazil
Orange Rhyming Dictionary

Orange: Orange is nice because it's both calming and inviting like an empty cave in the woods, yet also exciting like finding a mean bear in said cave. It's also a tasty fruit, but not as tasty as Clay Aiken.
2Stone Temple Pilots

Violet: also known as "purple" in less advanced parts of the world. Violet is a soothing colour, the light spectrum equivalent of getting shoved into a locker.
3Dennis Wilson
Pacific Ocean Blue

Blue: the lost city of Concord has nothing on this colour. While overrated, there is little denying that blue is a pleasant hue, it's not as cool as Cyg.
4King Crimson

Red: I got out of bed with a feeling of dread, because I hadn't eaten my daily piece of banana bread. I am not well read, and will not eat lead, now diddle away; I have not been fed.

Green: it reminds me of vomit. But also the grass and trees.
6Indigo Girls
Strange Fire

Indigo: who even thinks of this dumb colour?????????????
Southern Air

Yellow: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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