|A Pencil's Least Favourite Artists|
I've always had a difficult time in being overall positive during the winter months, cause fuck this weather, and rrin celebration of my low mood, here's a loose ranking on my least favourite artists, cause why not? Also I'll rradmit a lot of my choices are either easy targets or controversial picks, but that's the beautiful thing about rropinions; they often differ from person to person.
No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Just listen to the song "Perfect" if you've been lucky enough to either not remember these guys or were able to avoid having this whiny, cliched crap
be forced down your ears during their relevancy (2002-2005ish). Also "No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls"? Jesus Christ who coined up the title for this
album? My guess is someone under the age of 10, as that's the only person who would think that's even remotely funny.
For some god forsaken reason, a few of my friends were really into these guys a couple years ago. I really can't see the appeal in this band, as they
bring zero new or interesting ideas to the table, yet sound like they're trying REALLY hard to be cool.
|13||Five Finger Death Punch|
At least the guitarists are good? Even then Five Finger Death Punch, besides having one of the most redundant band names I've ever heard (yes, it
takes the average person five fingers to make a fist, thank you for clarifying that), they are also painfully boring to listen to, which is almost
impressive to do, especially when you're supposed to be playing a fast paced, high adrenaline music genre like metal.
Evanescence are hands down one of the most generic bands to ever exist. Adding insult to injury are the atrocious lyrics found through the band's
discography, which sound like they were stolen from an angst-ridden Thirteen year old girl who failed her poetry class.
I already reviewed this band before, and if you read my review on this album, you'd know I consider Issue's self titled debut album to be one of, if not
THE worst album of the year. Fuck Tyler Carter.
Merriweather Post Pavilion
No matter how much I try to like these guys, I just can't. To me, Animal Collective just irradiates pretentiousness and it's nearly impossible for me to
get past that.
All Hope is Gone
I used to like these guys in middle school, but as I grew older, their music just came off as more and more juvenile and just, bad. Also Corey Taylor is
a terrible lyricist.
Really most bands that were popular in some way from the 1980's fit in this slot. also I despise "Don't Stop Believin'" with every ounce of my being.
*updated cause I was a dingus*
God damn are these guys annoying.
This is sadly one of the most popular bands in my school right now. Imagine Dragons honestly wouldn't have been on this list if it wasn't for the fact
they were overplayed up the ASS a year or two ago.
Memoirs of a Murderer
I have a challenge for you all, just see how long you can listen to "Killem All" before you start laughing.
This is like shooting a long dead in a barrel at this point, but this band is just impossibly bad.
(What's the Story) Morning Glory?
the Gallagher brothers are wankers and I loathe this band sooooooo much. "Champagne Supernova" is decent though.
|2||Falling in Reverse|
Ronnie Radke is my least favourite musician. Period. and this slot also belongs to just about everything he's ever preformed in. Sure that may sound a
bit extreme, but I really don't care, I find him to be stupidly untalented. He's also a complete asshole from what I've heard.
|1||Three Days Grace|
Ugh. That's all I can say about Three Days WeHaveNoSaving Grace. Ugh.