intotheshit: Things Women Say

intotheshit 04.16.13	Some of this is personal experience, some is just hilarious.
owen 04.16.13	C'mon, tell us about the experiences that inspired this list
intotheshit 04.16.13	2-4, 6, 8, and 10 are based on personal experiences.
owen 04.16.13	Well... Atleast 7 didn't happen
intotheshit 04.16.13	The rest happened to friends of mine.
Jash 04.16.13	Lol you're hittin up the wrong woman brah
intotheshit 04.16.13	Brah, that woman's gggooooonnnnneeeee.
ILJ 04.16.13	i think this is a little biased
intotheshit 04.16.13	No shit, Sherlock.
owen 04.16.13	This makes me glad I still live in my mother's basement. 7 is happening to my stepfather's nephew right now. He's only 22 and this is his second child already, the first one was taken away because he was a shitty parent and was too busy robbing shit and getting high
Jash 04.16.13	The trick is you gotta be able to notice the signs these woman give off before you get to the point in which any of these situations go down, because when I was young and foolish a literally experienced all of these, but then I smartened up and found myself a keeper
intotheshit 04.16.13	Dude, I live in Florida. There aren't any keepers.
SeaAnemone 04.16.13	damn sounds like you've been rummaging in the trash can too much
SupercolliderMusic 04.16.13	I am feeling a strong sexist vibe emitting from this list.
Jash 04.16.13	"damn sounds like you've been rummaging in the trash can too much" ^^^
intotheshit 04.16.13	Lol again, what gave you that clue, supercollider? Not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?
SeaAnemone 04.16.13	"I date trashy girls so all women must be horrible!!!!!" this is usually the kinda thing that townie girls resort to saying about guys, just one shitty facebook status at a time
Jash 04.16.13	Also, remember that no matter how much shit they put us through, we put them through an equal amount of it ourselves in very different ways
intotheshit 04.16.13	Lol of all people, SeaEric, I figured you would get this more than anyone.
KSK1 04.16.13	List speaks the truth. 2 is a green light for sex in my eyes though
Kimm 04.16.13	"Also, remember that no matter how much shit they put us through, we put them through an equal amount of it ourselves in very different ways" Yep.
SeaAnemone 04.16.13	"Lol of all people, SeaEric, I figured you would get this more than anyone." what? why?
Jash 04.16.13	How's the wifey Hep Kat?
intotheshit 04.16.13	You should know what my lists are about, Eric.
SeaAnemone 04.16.13	oh oh, okay I thought you were talking about me... nevermind
Winsomniac 04.16.13	Hint: his lists are about trolling
SupercolliderMusic 04.16.13	@intotheshit: I thought you'd be able to pick up that it was both a sarcastic and ironic comment.
amemento 04.16.13	'stop raping me ;D D "D'
intotheshit 04.16.13	Yeah, because sarcasm is easily sensed over a computer screen.
SupercolliderMusic 04.16.13	@intotheshit: Usually, when it is blatantly obvious.
intotheshit 04.16.13	That's not that obvious, buddy. And it doesn't work when I already know there is a "strong sexist vibe" in my list.
tommygun 04.16.13	great list
Eclecticist 04.16.13	"Don't worry. I'm on the pill. I haven't taken it all week so I can trap you financially with a baby." Well actually that's fraud and so no, no she can't.
wanderlust 04.16.13	lmfao list
SupercolliderMusic 04.16.13	It definitely works.
intotheshit 04.16.13	" Well actually that's fraud and so no, no she can't." Fraud can't be proven.most of the time, buddy.
Jash 04.16.13	@Hep Kat That's lame man, hope y'all get better soon. It always sucks when the lady and I are both sick because we can't help each other out and we have to fight for the single bathroom in our place to puke in
amemento 04.16.13	how dare you question me pit for i am butcheredchildren the master of vocabulary no matter what you say i will match it AND with extra syllables for a limited time only
BallsToTheWall 04.17.13	Lol Art Bar
Pestiferous 04.17.13	this list....i like it
demigod! 04.17.13	my vagina is bleeding
gosk8n 04.17.13	This makes me glad I still live in my mother's basement. [2]
DominionMM1 04.17.13	well damn...
Funeralopolis 04.17.13	porn and sputnik is all u need in life
intotheshit 04.17.13	Is it leaking or gushing, demigod?
bakkermaarten007 04.17.13	Yeah, beware of 7.
BillTheButcher 04.17.13	the movie quote is truth and it pisses me off every time. its especially infuriating if they've been looking down to their phone looking at mindless bullshit throughout the running time.
ViperAces 04.17.13	lol