intotheshit
04.06.13 | Let the hilarity ensue. |
Scoot
04.06.13 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_8T-YPXwY |
Relinquished
04.06.13 | my brother's friend joined and got a few girls decent girls coming to his place. until one of them pissed on his bed and he never went back on. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | My brothers got me to sign up a few years ago, every girl from Florida was a weathered and busted ass STD ridden latina whore. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Out of the 22 messages I received in the 6 or 7 months of inactivity, 2 were attractive. That's to say if they're not really men or those photos aren't 10 years old. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | POF is scumbag central where the dirtiest and the most vile people on earth get together and fuck the world in the ass with new diseases and outbreaks. |
MoosechriS
04.06.13 | I joined years ago after being told about it by a friend. Id been split up with my ex about 6 months and decided to start getting myself back out and amongst it, but pretty much everything i did had zero women involved (thai boxing, kickboxing, bodybuilding) and the women i worked with were just a no no. So i thought i might as well have a look and see what it was like, for the most part i will agree that the majority of people on their were borderline insane retards. I went out with a few people some were alright one resulted in the shortest date in history lol but after a month or so id been speaking to someone for a while and we went out. That was just under five years ago and in just under 2 weeks time we're getting married. |
Aids
04.06.13 | this whole thing is classic Hawks, especially the last bit:
".......still haven't lost your v-card to be that desperate. List is the best of the first quarter of 2013"
ahhh I do miss that guy |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I've been trying to bring the old Hawks back, Aids. |
someguest
04.06.13 | just go ask out a waitress or something
or shoot for the moon and ask out a young woman exec
online dating is for CHUMS |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I asked a woman that is the CFO for a major corporation down here and got laughed at, but who cares? It's better than online rejection. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | ^ this |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | "this whole thing is classic Hawks"
ahahaha... don't forget the frustrated FB statuses. and what Wylie said, I'd saw my testicles off with a rusty blunt butter knife before going there. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | My Facebook statuses run from inspirational to downright hilarious, thank you very much! |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | was referring to Hawks |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Good. I thought I was gonna have to come to Germany and Der Untertang you. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | fuck, i just called in to Martoranos. Is a 2 hour drive right now and working to 2 am worth and driving back up early morning to work at 1 in Vero worth $150? |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | It depends on how broke you are. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I got 2 dollars on my checking card. |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | COME AT ME I'LL DECLARE TOTAL SCHLAGER BLITZKRIEG ON YOUR EARS, BRO. Trust me, you'll just lose all will for life. Schlager is literally the epitome of a musical brain tumor. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | But you know, I was already committed to doing nothing today. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I made $350 this morning, so I'm good. Wanna loan, Wylie? |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Yeah. I need $12.60 for an All Star Special with half and half iced tea. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I don't know what that is. |
someguest
04.06.13 | "I asked a woman that is the CFO for a major corporation down here and got laughed at, but who cares? It's better than online rejection."
fucking right |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Fuck it, I need the money. Im going. Its the waffle house special. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Just pimp yourself out to old men. |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | if those old men aren't vietnam vets or ex-military Idk if Wylie's their type |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Kirk Douglas is still alive. |
sinisterplague
04.20.13 | You think POFs bad, check out myyearbook. Pure hilarity.
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