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Coffee Shops: Fuck 'em

I found this nice little indie coffee shop in my neighborhood rrthat hadn't been taken over by hipsters. I walk in this morning rrto find a mixture of faux-hawks, cheap pleather jackets, v-rrnecks, and raybans. I want to cry. Here is Alive or Just rrBreathing ranked.
1Killswitch Engage
Temple From Within

Roasting your beans slowly or twice doesn't hide the shitty quality of your espresso.
1Temple From Within

Roasting your beans slowly or twice doesn't hide the shitty quality of your espresso.
2
Self Revolution

Don't say "Oh, I love espresso!" and then order a frozen pussy drink with 8 pounds of caramel drizzle.
2Self Revolution

Don't say "Oh, I love espresso!" and then order a frozen pussy drink with 8 pounds of caramel drizzle.
3Fixation On the Darkness

Don't tell me you have an affinity for coffee and then take me to Starbucks. That's like telling Mr you wanna show me what Australian food is like and then taking e me to Outbac
3Fixation On the Darkness

Don't tell me you have an affinity for coffee and then take me to Starbucks. That's like telling me you wanna show me what Australian food is like and then taking me to Outback.
4

If v-necks make you look cool, I'm gonna start a new trend: v-pants. Just a little pube won't hurt.
4The Element of One

If v-necks make you look cool, I'm gonna start a new trend: v-pants. Just a little pube won't hurt.
5

I'm assuming you have a small package if you're wearing skinny jeans.
5Life to Lifeless

I'm assuming you have a small package if you're wearing skinny jeans.
6

Selling artisan food at a coffee shop usually screams, "OUR COFFEE SUCKS SO HERE'S SOME FOOD TO CHOKE IT DOWN WITH!"
6Just Barely Breathing

Selling artisan food at a coffee shop usually screams, "OUR COFFEE SUCKS SO HERE'S SOME FOOD TO CHOKE IT DOWN WITH!"
7My Last Serenade.

Just because you can play an A chord on a guitar or hold a steady beat with a set of bongos doesn't mean you should perform at Open Mic night.
7My Last Serenade.

Just because you can play an A chord on a guitar or hold a steady beat with a set of bongos doesn't mean you should perform at Open Mic night.
8

Frappuchinos are not for adults. There for children with irresponsible parents.
8Rise Inside

Frappuchinos are not for adults. There for children with irresponsible parents.
9

If you go to a coffee shop just to hang out there, that usually means you either need a significant other or you're homeless. Both don't look good.
9Without a Name

If you go to a coffee shop just to hang out there, that usually means you either need a significant other or you're homeless. Both don't look good.
10

Just because the coffee girl knows how to pronounce your name correctly doesn't mean you should spend an extra 5 minutes hitting on her. Your name is Jack and it's written on the cup. Plus, I'm still waiting on my espresso, and some of us have to work for a living.
10Numbered Days

Just because the coffee girl knows how to pronounce your name correctly doesn't mean you should spend an extra 5 minutes hitting on her. Your name is Jack and it's written on the cup. Plus, I'm still waiting on my espresso, and some of us have to work for a living.
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11To the Sons of Man
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12Vida Infra
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