intotheshit: Alien Movies Ranked

intotheshit 01.22.13	I only watched 20 minutes of 7 before I had suicidal urges, so I turned it off.
DominionMM1 01.22.13	you prefer 5 to 7? i mean they're both awful, but i found requiem a little less nausea inducing.
Winrar 01.22.13	Yeah 7 was awful. I prefer Aliens simply because of how quotable it is compared to Alien.
intotheshit 01.22.13	Alien created a sense of dread and suspense that I have yet to find in any other movie, so I think it deserves the #1 spot solely based on that.
Cipieron 01.22.13	i haven't seen 3, but besides that i'd rank everything the same. avp is dumb but fun
Atari 01.22.13	only seen the first 3 but agreed with your ranking on those
savagecabbage 01.22.13	ended up at a friends and watched 5 on mushrooms a couple years ago. strange times
DallyLama 01.22.13	3-7 don't even count in my eyes.
DallyLama 01.22.13	how exactly does Prometheus have plot holes?
intotheshit 01.22.13	How about the easy fact that none of the DNA bullshit makes any sense. If one sole being seeded the earth, then every creature would have same DNA. That's just one. It's a major one, at that.
paxman 01.22.13	My ranking would be exactly the same.
Crymsonblaze 01.22.13	1 2 6 5 3 7 4 Everything after Aliens sucks though
Jruined 01.22.13	http://movieplotholes.com/prometheus.html Pretty good summation of a number of the plot holes in Prometheus. Beautiful movie, but that's about it.
InfamousGrouse 01.22.13	Yeah I never understood the claims that Aliens surpassed the original in quality, it's not that great bar the last half hour.
intotheshit 01.22.13	I don't think DallyLama is very observant.
deathofasalesman 01.22.13	Honestly #2's scares were utterly predictable and was literally the same premise of the first film, just with added guns instead of defenseless spacemen.
deathofasalesman 01.22.13	Alien, however, is artistic, fear-inducing and almost poetic.
linguist2011 01.22.13	My personal favourite would be the original. Like Dead Space, it thrives on brilliant atmosphere and doesn't depend on throwing god-knows-how-many monsters at any particular character, but instead on one alien. That is so beautifully designed and constructed that it just doesn't fucking die right until the end.
InfamousGrouse 01.22.13	Ash is a twat agreed
GnFnRs87 01.22.13	Agreed on the ranking. 1 is a better movie than 2 but it's close 3 was beautifully shot and Michael Fassbender was indeed terrific but it's hardly an Alien movie 4 isn't as bad as its made out to be, still nothing on the others Fuck the rest
Jruined 01.22.13	The original idea Vincent Ward had for Alien 3 sounded like it would have been great if it had been green lit. http://vincentwardfilms.com/concepts/alien-3/unrequited-visio/
cagedescending 01.22.13	i'd put A3 and Prom about equal, maybe A3 a little higher. liked em both, but they're def deeply flawed otherwise list is perfect
Chortles 01.22.13	aliens is so good mmmmm
MetallicOpeth 01.22.13	good ranking, 1 & 2 are pretty equal in my books, for different reasons obvs
Inveigh 01.22.13	"Alien created a sense of dread and suspense that I have yet to find in any other movie, so I think it deserves the #1 spot solely based on that." my thoughts exactly
cagedescending 01.22.13	Alien is tits agreed
paxman 01.22.13	The black stuff in Prometheus doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
intotheshit 01.22.13	Made one guy into a monster, killed the other two
paxman 01.22.13	...and impregnated Noomi Rapace's character
paxman 01.22.13	And wasn't it the same stuff the guy drank at the beginning that started life on earth or was that something else?
cagedescending 01.22.13	and then there's like, ANOTHER kind of goo that's green and does... something else. there's definitely at least two kinds of extraterrestrial technojizz
paxman 01.22.13	White goo is the only goo that makes sense
intotheshit 01.22.13	The more I talk about Prometheus, the less I like it.
Lambda 01.22.13	1. Aliens 2. Alien 3. Prometheus 4. AVP 5. Alien 3 6. Alien Resurrection 7. AVP 2
intotheshit 01.22.13	Yeah but you're like 3/4 retarded so your ranking doesn't count
bach 01.22.13	hit the nail on the head.
evilford 01.22.13	Agreed Alien is the best. Aliens rules too mainly because of Bill Paxton but its not as great as Alien. The rest were garbage. Haven't seen Prometheus tho
ILJ 01.22.13	"http://movieplotholes.com/prometheus.html" Jesus christ great, another site for me to spend way too much time on.
Acanthus 01.23.13	Wow no andcas yet? Weird. A lot of people don't consider the AvP's canon, the original three films are enough for me.
Groink 02.15.13	The director's cut of Alien 3 is actually really good, some of the plot holes and missing scenes are covered.
BigBlob 02.15.13	Alien Resurrection was good ffs. Dont understand the hate it gets.
DamnVanne 02.15.13	Everyone in Alien is shitty at their job, and that hurts the movie's quality of believability.
Insurrection 02.15.13	Nice rating but I'd swap 1 and 2.
Insurrection 02.15.13	"Alien Resurrection was good ffs. Dont understand the hate it gets." Alien Resurrection was awful
Crymsonblaze 02.15.13	Yeah everything after Aliens is irredeemable
NOTINTHEFACE 02.15.13	This ranking is completely, 100% correct. Congratulations. Realizing that 1 is ever so slightly better than 2 is a rare gift.
theacademy 02.15.13	i might swap 4/5 3, resurrection, and requiem bleed together
theacademy 02.15.13	its like: Alien/Aliens = 10/10 Prometheus/AVP = 6/10 Rest = 3/10 or below